Disclaimer: I own nothing, if I did Booth and Bones would have been together a LONG time ago.

However, I am asking for David Boreanaz for Christmas!

"You stole my fry."

"Your point?"

"It was MY fry. You could have at least asked."

"Well, mine were all gone…and yours looked really good."

"My fry. MINE, as in NOT YOURS." Booth sighed in exasperation.

He really didn't mind her stealing his fries, in fact, he enjoyed the light banters that came with it, but they were REALLY good fries.

"Well, if you're going to make such a hussy fit-"

"It's hissy fit Bones, hissy."

"If you're going to make such a HISSY fit then just have a sip of my milkshake!"

"….What flavor?"

"It's vanilla, but I don't see what it really matters, you like all the flavors they have here!"

"This is true."

Booth then reached over, grabbed my milkshake, and took the biggest drink he could get. His cheeks were puffed out to hold all of the heavy liquid. He resembled a tamias striatus.

"You resemble a tamias striatus."

Booth struggled to swallow so he could reply.

"English please Bones. I left my big dictionary full of scientific mumbo jumbo nonsensical words at home."

"It is not nonsense. It is simply the genus and species of the eastern chipmunk of which I compared you to, which you would know if you had adequate science classes in primary and secondary school."

"Okay, I'm not an imbecile, I have had more than enough science to—wait you compared me to a small furry woodland creature!?"

"When you say it like that I sound irrational. I was merely stating that when you puffed out your cheeks to hold the excess amount of milkshake, you resembled a chipmunk."

"You know what? Never mind. Lets just eat the damn food."

"Ok."

"Ok."

"That waitress is objectifying you."

"Really? Which one?"

"The one by the door"

Booth turned around to look at said waitress and as he turned back around he caught a glimpse of Bones pulling back her hand.

"Hey!! You stole another fry!!!!!"

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AN: Thank you so much for reading and please tell me what you think as this is my 1st story. I'll give you virtual cookies!!!!!!!