Nobi!

I don't own anyone from Naruto

Plot-What if, Kushina live and never left the village, but what if Naruto was kidnap as a baby. But he was save by a Madar-I mean TOBI!

Chapter One-Tobi!

"Zetsu-senpai, Tobi bored what should Tobi do?" The young rookie unmember of the Akatsuki was walk around in circle as Zetsu rose from the ground.

"Why don't kill time, Tobi?" White Zetsu said

"Kill someone or something!" Black Zetsu said

"Nah I don't think not, Tobi style beside I'm near Konoha I'll go and bother someone until I'm not bored later Senpai." Tobi wave goodbye to Zetsu as Tobi disappear using an unknown jutsu to teleport himself one place to another in seconds, Zetsu was hoping Tobi wasn't going to screw up.

Tobi later appeared on top of four huge head statue of the Hokage's of the village "Hmm Konoha oh how much you have not change." Tobi shook his head he then sigh "Oh well. Time to see anything I can do from the shadows heh-heh." Tobi then disappear again in seconds.

Tobi was disappearing and reappearing everywhere around the village in seconds, seeing that this was going to be very, very, very bordering until, Tobi spotted a woman chasing after a thief wearing an all black outfit. As the woman try her best to chase after the thief she was far too weak to chase after him, still haven't fully recover giving birth to her son, it only been a month since she left the hospital she still haven't fully recover yet.

Running out of breath she begs to return her son to her for her son was the only thing she had in her peaceful life.

But the thief didn't stop he kept running and running through out the forest, he finally stop for a break.

"Heh, Orochimaru, still be pleases to with this special child." Spoke the silver hair leaf ninja

Then a childish voice spoke from nowhere "Oooooo you did a very bad thing."

"Huh where did that dumb voice come from?" the ninja said

"Tobi, voice isn't dumb it cool and now time to pay for stealing a baby from his mother." The voice then became slowly serious in a mature voice "Mangekyo Sharingan" the silver hair ninja turn around and saw Tobi standing behind him showing his Sharingan, but the leaf ninja shouldn't have done that for the next 72 hours he will trap in a world of nothingness, but pain, sorrow, and death.

The silver hair ninja drop to the ground drooling from his mouth as Zetsu appeared from the ground "I see you found someone to beg to death…seriously."

"Yeah…I was watching I saw he did a bad thing and well he pay for it did he not?" Tobi chuckle, but he soon stops when hearing the cries of the new born. Tobi pick the small blonde hair baby into his arms, he rock his arms slowly.

"I think you should return it to its mother." White Zetsu said

"Or you can give it to us for dinner?" Black Zetsu said

"Zetsu-senpai we don't eat babies!" Tobi yelled "You can eat this guy, if you want?"

"No thanks."

"Yeah, for some reason evil people give us gas."

Tobi laughed "What should we do I mean the village is very far away, and I don't want the mother think her child dead, what should we do Senpai?"

"I'll handle this." Zetsu melt into the ground

Back at Konoha in Sarutobi offices

"And that what happen!" Kushina yelled with tear coming down her cheeks

"I see I understand, Kushina I will send out a team to search for Naruto." Sarutobi said

"That won't be needed." Zetsu said as he rose from the ground.

"Who are you?" Sarutobi asked while getting out of his chair ready to protect, Kushina.

"Calm down I am only here too."

"Tell you about your son pretty lady."

Kushina eyes widen "Tell me where he is please tell me where my son is ok!"

"Calm down!" Black Zetsu yelled

"Your son is in safe hands, trust us. My name is Zetsu and my…friend, Tobi save your son from some leaf ninja with silver hair. He spoke of using your son for, Orochimaru?"

"Something we don't care about, but."

"But we were kind enough to tell you this, Hokage and lady-sama. Your son shall return you in do time, in the meantime please, have no worries no harm shall come to your son." Zetsu said

"How can we trust you if you have my son, and won't bring him back to me?" Kushina looked highly upset now.

"Your son is known by many and right now we are in almost near the land of lighting, and rock. Your son is in enemy home field. But we are not known to them. Making your son unseen to them, we promise you my dear lady your son shall return on the 12th year of his birthday during the year of the Chunin exams."

"Why the 12th year why not now you easily enter our village?" Kushina asked

Zetsu chuckle "I could I should, but I won't I have my orders from my Boss farewell my lady and do keep your happy and beautiful. Your son shall return strong and brave like the fourth Hokage, this promise we shall not break."

"Only if you don't do anything foolish like leave the village, looking for your son. Your son will come to you lady."

"Indeed, it seems my time is up we shall return with your son time we meet, farewell my lady. Remember on the 12th year watch for the ninja who wears the red cloud." Zetsu disappear into the ground as Kushina fall down to the ground crying her heart out.

Elsewhere

"So how did it go?" Tobi ask while sitting on a rock as, Naruto was fast asleep.

"It went."

"The mother piss, but we told her to wait for 12 years. Soon what your plan on doing with the kid?"

"Senpai say hello to Nobi my son!" Tobi chuckle as Zetsu sweat drop "I have a feeling."

"Trouble what if Pein found out you had the nine tails with you?"

"Remember who the real leader-san." Tobi looked at Zetsu showing his Sharingan "Beside the kid kind of cute, and also it will be a good challenge for the Akatsuki to if they can capture my boy."

"Very well then, but who you plan on breasts feeing the kid then?" Black Zetsu said

Moment later in a secret cave

"Zetsu tell me for what good reason? why did you blindfold me for?" Konan ask while sitting on a rock

Zetsu remove the blindfold showing Konan, Naruto resting in Tobi arms asleep "Naruto needs a mama, Konan-Chan and your old enough to be one."

"What makes you think I'll help you?" Konan cross her arms over her chest

"You're the only Akatsuki member with D-cup breasts, and I am the real leader-san, and this can be our little secret from the others." Tobi said

Konan blush "H-how did you know my size?"

"Well Zetsu-senpai is very useful as a spy." Tobi chuckle

Konan was about to slap, Zetsu for spying on her, but before she could, Zetsu already melt into the floor hiding from Konan wrath.

"You always wanted to have a child and since the body Pein is using is a dead one, he can't get you pregnant only a living body can." Tobi spoke once more making Konan felt naughty and a little embarrasses, Konan close her eyes and sigh at defeat.

Konan then reopen her son "What in it for me then, Tobi?"

"You have a son. A son whom will call you mama you always wanted to have someone to love did you not, Konan-Chan?" Tobi had shown his Sharingan to Konan. As the beautiful Konan glare at Tobi and nodded "Fine then Tobi, but when I'm with Pein or on a mission, it's your job to look after…my son what is his name anyway?"

"Nobi!" Tobi yelled

Konan sigh and sweat drop "His real name!"

"Oh it Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki, He's the son of the fourth Hokage, and Ms. Kushina Uzumaki." Tobi spoke in a goofy tone

Tobi hand over Naruto to Konan

Naruto slowly open his eyes the first time he saw in his life was the beautiful dark blue eyes of Konan (though she has golden/orange eyes in the anime)as their eyes met, Konan found herself at peace she smile down at her adopted son.

"Hello, Naruto-

"Nobi!" Tobi yelled

Konan gave Tobi a dead glare "Hello um. Nobi I'm your new mama."

Naruto smile and giggle as Tobi smiled under his mask 'I have a great uses for both of you, Naruto, Konan, and of course Konoha it self. In next few years I will put my plans together one piece at a time.'

'Nobi my boy welcome home kid.'

Next Time-Motherly love, Nobi training!

Pairing

NarutoXKushinaXKonan-Mother and son love there are some KonanXTobi moments in this story as well as TobiXKushina also.

Of course Naruto aka Nobi trainer is Zetsu and Tobi the other Akatsuki member don't know of Naruto existed only Konan knows since she is his mother after all now.

And it Nobi name sound is like Tobi, but "No-Be" Nobi! Naruto will wear a red version of Tobi mask, but with both eye holes.