Author: Bwahahahaha! Here it is! My Itachi X Sasuke Crack Fic!!! Heehee! Enjoy~! =P -skips away happily-
Sasuke had never really understood why Itachi had done what he did that night. He couldn't believe it was really all to gain power.
There had to be another reason. There just had to be.
And, incidentally, there was.
Sasuke was just about to find out the real reason Itachi had killed his whole clan.
Sasuke wandered aimlessly around Konoha, his hand stuffed into his pockets. The Avenger was glaring coldly at the ground as he walked.
I need to get stronger… I need to kill Itachi… Those were his thoughts. He had no idea the person in his thoughts was closer than he expected.
When Sasuke went home, he found weird red things on the floor. He narrowed his eyes and took out a kunai. He bent down to pick one up, and… THWAK! He yelled in pain and straightened up, rubbing his sore rear end angrily. He looked down at the red thing in his hand. It was a rose petal. The floor was covered with rose petals.
He followed the trail of roses leading down the corridor, up the stairs, and into his bedroom. He looked around fiercely. Who or what was in his room?! The door slammed shut, locking instantly, and Sasuke turned around quickly. His eyes widened, and then he glared.
"Itachi…" he hissed, bringing his kunai up to attack him. The older Uchiha smirked as Sasuke charged at him, and grabbed his wrists. Sasuke cried out in pain and dropped the kunai.
With a quick motion, Sasuke found himself pinned down on his own bed, Itachi on top of him.
"I-Itachi?! What are you doing?!" he yelled, struggling with all his strength. Itachi chuckled darkly.
"Fu-fu-fu… Little brother is this all the strength you've gained in the years I've been gone…? I'm disappointed…" he whispered, leaning down. Sasuke's eyes widened as the older Uchiha's lips came in contact with his own. He tried to shout at him, but his voice was muffled by his brother's lips.
Sasuke felt hands sliding under his shirt and up his torso, slowly and teasingly. Sasuke couldn't help but groan. What was Itachi doing to him?! Itachi finally broke the kiss, and looked down at the flustered younger Uchiha.
"… Sasuke…" he whispered, moving in for another kiss. This time, Sasuke was willing. He couldn't deny the attraction, anymore. He wanted Itachi just as much as he wanted Sasuke.
"The real reason…" whispered Itachi as he took a break from the kiss. "… That I killed the clan… Was for you… For us…"
Sasuke's eyes went wide.
"For… Me…? Us…? I… Itachi…" he whispered. He looked up at his brother with pleading eyes. "Take me…"
And, Itachi complied.
Itachi: ... Torako, I really don't like you...
Sasuke: -still in the bathroom being sick-
Me: =D Haha! I am so awesome!
Itachi: I feel violated...
Sasuke: You?! At least you weren't saying gross things like "take me"!! Torako, you're really awful!
Me: I know! And you all love me for it.
Naruto: HAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Sasuke: I'll kill you, Naruto...
Naruto: HAH! Suuure... Not if Itachi "takes you" first! -runs away-
Itachi & Sasuke: He's dead... -run after him-
Me: Ehehehehe... Itachi's gonna really kill me for this later... -sighs sadly-