Disclaimer: I wish, god do I wish I owned Silent Hill, but sadly I don't. Anyway, enjoy the story! I'm actually making a comic on it!

"I'm sick of always getting my ass kicked," growled Walter. This was the 10th time he got his ass handed to him by Henry. No matter how cute that man was, he was still a thorn to his side in more ways that one.

"I know what you mean, man. James kicks me around like a doll, then, for some odd reason, I stick a spear in my head. What the hell?!" Exclaimed Pyramid Head. Stabbing his long, broad sword into the ground. "Not only that, but I have to deal with this Alex Shephard guy. Annoying much? I mean, this guy WILLINGLY goes into Silent Hill! What a retard!"

"Rooooarrr!!! ROARR ROAR ROARRRRRRR!!!" Said the Slurper.

Walter turned to looked at the gigantic monster behind him.

"…What?"

Pyramid Hear shook his huge head. "Sorry dude, he can't speak the human language. Heather cut off his tongue...and eyes...and snout..."

"Wait, wait, WAIT! You mean that chick from the orphanage?! OMG, I didn't know she had it in her! Her dark side maybe...but HER?!"

"Yah, neither did this guy," Pyramid Head said, pointing to the poor, yet disturbing looking Slurper.

Walter stares at the ground, playing a little with the grass. Then looks up at the other monster he seemed to miss among their little group.

"Wait…who's that guy? I've never seen him before. But hey, He looks a lot like you, P-head." Walter said, pointing towards yet another creature within their mist.

"Oh, that guy? That's the butcher, you know, enemy of that Travis guy. He-wait…Did you just call me P-head?"

Walter grinned. "Yah, must shorter than that long ass name 'Pyramid Head.'"

Pyramid Head growled, "You're a retard."

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"A guy who believe his mother is his 21st person's apartment!"

"…"

Walter sadly turned toward the ground again. Damn meanie head, why did he make him remember his mother like that? Stupid P-head.

"So…" Announced Pyramid Head, "What are we going to do about those losers of main characters?"

Walter shot up with his all-knowing smile, forgeting his room-of-a-mother ordeal. His eyes glitter with amusement. Turning, he looks at all the monster before him.

"My friends," Walter grinned, "We are going to kill off those 'losers of main characters' one by one, starting with James Sutherland."

Pyramid Head looked at Walter with astonishment. "But…how?"

Walter winked at P-head, "Just because we can…Besides, James owns me a new grave."

Well! That's chapter one. I hope you like it, it might get better further on in the story, who knows. Please Review! And if Sarah Perdue reads this, or any friends of Twili Z, FRICKIN' REIVEW!