100 things I will not do at Ouran

Meh... I'm full of randomness today... I thought of this during marketing class. This is how bored I get during school.

Chapter 1: I will not tell Tamaki that his piano is eloping with the harpsichord.

It was your average day. The classes were going by normally, the sun was shining, and no one knew of Haruhi's secret. Ah, yes it was a very peaceful day...That is until the twins stepped inside the Third Music Room.

Oddly enough they were the first person to show up. Haruhi had to go home early to take care of her dad, and they had no clue were the others were. Inside the room the noticed the piano and a harpsichord from a different room being moved.

"What's going on here?" Hikaru asked looking at the movers.

"We got orders to move this piano to a different room until they get this tuned. This harpsichord need some fixing up too." One of the movers replied as he blew out from his cigarette.

...Were cigarettes even allowed in school?

Ignoring this thought the twins looked at each other mischievously as they thought of a plan. Oh yes this plan would work out very well...

"TONO, TONO!!!" They yelled as they entered class 2-A, " We have important news!!"

Inside the classroom Tamaki and Kyouya were discussing some important ideas about the host club with a bunch of girls around them.

"It's important!!"

Sighing Tamaki looked at the group of girls with tearful eyes, "It seems that these devils want to keep you away from me, but don't worry I will be back for you soon my princess," He picked up the hand of one girl and lightly kissed it.

"KYAA!!! He kissed me!!" squealed the girl as she left the classroom, the other girls followed swooning the whole way.

"So what do you need?" Kyouya asked as soon as the girls left.

"TONO YOUR PIANO IS ELOPING WITH THE HARPSICHORD!!"

...

"WHAT?!?!?!"

"We just saw!!! The piano-" started Hikaru

"And the harpsichord-" continued Kaoru.

"WERE ESCAPING TOGETHER!" They finished together, with fake worry etched on their faces.

"Oh no!! I need to save her!! My precious piano is being swept away by that evil harpsichord!! What if she gets injured?"

"Doesn't this remind you of something?" Kaoru whispered to Hikaru."

"What if he breaks her heart?!? She will become heartbroken!"

"You mean how tono acts with Haruhi around?"

"I will never forgive him!!"

"Exactly" They both finished.

"Lead the way! I need to talk her out of it."

The twins stared at each other and shrugged. They walked out of the room with Tamaki crying and Kyouya sighing.

"Here we are." They opened the third music room and found the piano with the harpsichord right next to it. The movers were still trying to get it out of the room.

"Excuse me, can I please have a moment alone with her?" Tamaki pointed a shaky finger at the piano.

The movers looked at each other, and then him. "Sure, just hurry up," The guy with the cigarette left and the others followed him.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?" Tamaki yelled at the piano after they all left.

"..."

Don't use that tone with me young lady!"

"..."

"No I don't care what your reasons are! I will not allow you to elope with him!"

At this moment Hunny and Mori decided to join the group.

"What's Tama-chan doing?" Hunny asked anyone who was bothering to listen.

Since the twins were laughing Kyouya answered, "He's trying to talk a piano out of eloping with a harpsichord."

"...Tama-chan needs some more sleep."

"NO!! Don't give me the silent treatment!!"

"..."

"Fine! But you tell me if he ever treats you badly."

"..."

"Good! Now you! Listen here mister If anything happens to my precious daughter I will make sure you wont be able to have any more baby grands!"

"..."

"..."

"I'm not overprotective!"

"Are you done yet?" The mover came back in, "We still need to move them."

"N-NO!" Tamaki yelled, "Come back tomorrow! They still need a wedding ceremony!"

The movers gave him a look and decided to leave them alone.

"Now! We need to make decorations for the wedding! We have to finish by tomorrow!"

The hosts looked at each other and shrugged. It could kill some time.

Next day

"To have and to hold, from this day forward,"

"So let me get this straight," Haruhi said staring at the front of the room.

"For better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health,"

"Tamaki thought his Piano was eloping with the harpsichord and made a wedding ceremony for it."

"To love and to cherish, till death us do part."

"And he even made a tux for the harpsichord and a wedding gown for the piano."

"Actually, we made the wedding gown and tux," The twins said looking at Haruhi.

"You may now kiss the bride"

"Rich bastards."