Title: Recipe for Nakama Soup

Rating: How perverted are you?

Paring: Nakama orgy… Kinda

A/N: Slight reference to "Rufi's Ruffles"

1. Boil one healthy marimo until red

2. Make sure it is fully cooked by sticking a finger in

3. Slather on a good quantity on extra virgin olive oil

4. Add a mikan flavoured navigator

5. Leave to simmer for 10 minutes

6. Introduce a good helping of meaty flavoured captain

7. Stuff captain with fresh ruffles and breadcrumbs

8. Roll in a spicy taste of longnose

9. Smoke for 20 minutes with a vanilla flower

10. Add a dash of coke

11. A pinch of medicinal restorative

12. Introduce stock of excellent afro quality

13. Stir with many hands

14. Throw in a first-class chef and watch it boil over.

Ladle into deep dish bowl

Best served flambé style and with whipped cream