SOLmaster here with a funny Danny Phantom short-fic I wrote. If you wanna know the full plot, you can look in my profile. But now, you can read the first part of the fic.

Danny's Cat-tastrophie

Late at night, at a museum, it was closed with all the artifacts locked away in their cases. In the middle of a room, there was a golden statue of a cat with ruby red eyes. But then someone phased down through the ceiling and landed on the ground behind the statue. Then a pair of black gloved hands phases through the case and grab the statue.

Outside, an alarm was heard from the museum and from out of the building comes Vlad Plasmius holding the cat statue.

"Finally, I have obtained the mysterious and ancient power of the Cat's Eye statue." Vlad said as he flew off with the statue. "Once I discover its mysterious power, I can use it to get anything and everything I always wanted."

But then, a green ecto-beam suddenly fired near Vlad, and he looked ahead to see Danny Phantom in front of him.

"Daniel." Vlad smirked.

"Plasmius." Danny responded. "When I said you should get a lonely guy cat, it didn't mean you should steal some statue of a cat."

"I have no time for your fun and games, Daniel." Vlad said. "And I especially have no time for your interfering."

Vlad shot an ecto-beam at Danny, who quickly dodged it. Then Danny made his hand glow and then shot an eyebeam at Vlad knocking him back, but he used Ghost Manipulation to pull the Cat's Eye into the air. But Vlad recovered from the blast and angrily shot an ecto-beam at Danny that caused him to lose focus on his power and drop the Cat's Eye statue. Danny gasped and saw the statue falling towards him, and he held out his hands and caught it, but the claw of the statue cut the top of Danny's left hand.

"Ow!" Danny cried in pain as he shook out his hand. "Stupid statue!"

Once Vlad noticed Danny holding his hand in pain, he said, "Well, Daniel, this all I have time for today. But mark my words I will be back."

Danny just scoffed. "Whatever." Then he flew down to the ground where he met up with Sam and Tucker.

"Awesome, man," Tucker said. "You got the statue back."

"Yeah," Danny said as he held the statue out. "It was no sweat."

But then Sam noticed a rip on Danny's glove along with a scratch. "Oh no, Danny, you're hurt."

Danny looked at his scratch and said, "Oh, it's no big deal. I just got scratched from the statue, that's all."
"Well, you outta return that statue back to the museum." Tucker suggested.

Danny changed back into Danny Fenton as he said, "Nah, I can wait till tomorrow. Besides, I wouldn't want my parents to worry too much."

Then the three walked off with Danny oddly scratching his cut for some reason.

The next day, Danny was still asleep in his bed. He starts to open his eyes slowly until he widened them when he realized something.

"What time is it?" Danny wondered until he looked at the clock. "11:30?! Oh man, I've never slept for that long!"

Danny ran out of bed, tripping on the floor in the process. He sighed in frustration on the ground, but then he started scratching the side of his head in a weird way.

Later, he came into the kitchen dressed, and started scratching his cut again as he frowned.

"What is with this scratch?" Danny growled as he scratched. "It almost feels like I have fleas."

Then he stopped scratching and opened the fridge as he took out a carton of milk. He would've had it with some cereal, except he decided to drink it out of the carton.

While Danny was chugging milk out of the carton, Jazz's voice called out, "Danny!"

Danny quickly stopped when he spotted Jazz staring at him with an angry look. "Oh, hey Jazz." Danny greeted with a nervous grin as he quickly hid the carton behind his back.

"It's bad enough that Dad has to drink out of the carton, but now you?" Jazz scolded.

"I'm sorry." Danny apologized as he put the milk back. "I just had this craving for milk that came from out of nowhere."

Jazz had a confused look. "Well, that's weird."

"You're telling me." Danny said as he pulled something else out of the fridge as he smiled. "Tuna!"

"Danny, you hate fish!" Jazz reminded.

Danny shook his head and looked at the tuna can he was holding. He got a shocked look as he quickly tossed the can back in the fridge. "Okay, that was almost too close."

"Danny, you're acting a bit strange." Jazz noticed. "Is something wrong?"

"Nothing's wrong." Danny replied. "Besides, I have to leave anyway. I still have to return that stupid Cat's Eye statue Vlad stole back to the museum." He started to scratch his cut again as he walked past Jazz with her staring at him oddly. "See ya."

Soon, Danny walked out the door while he carried the Cat's Eye statue, then he met with Sam and Tucker outside.

"Danny?" Sam asked.

"Dude, I thought you had already returned that thing." Tucker said.

"I was." Danny replied, "But I kinda overslept this morning, and I was just about to return it now."

Sam sighed in frustration. "Danny, don't forget that we're all supposed to hang out this afternoon."

Danny put the Cat's Eye statue on the ground as he walked over to Sam as he grabbed her hands and stood close to her. "Don't worry, babe. I promise I'll be back in time."

"Okay, if you say so." Sam said as she smiled.

Danny continued to smile as he said, "Seriously, it's gonna be puuurfect."

Sam got an odd look as she asked, "Danny, what was that last thing you said?"

Then Danny's eyes widen as he remembered. "Uh…I gotta get going." He quickly kissed Sam and walked away from her as he picked up the statue and changed into ghost form. "I'll be back re- Meow!"

Danny covered his mouth in shock as Sam and Tucker had a surprised look. Tucker asked, "Did you just…"

"No, no!" Danny quickly interrupted. "No, I didn't! I'll see ya soon!"

Then he flew off with the statue as Sam and Tucker still had confused looks. Then Tucker turned to Sam, and asked, "Seriously, did he just meow at us?"

Later, Danny phased out of the museum and flew through the air as he held his head. "Man, I so don't feel like myself." He groaned trying to keep his eyes open until he shook his head. "No! I can't get sick now. I just have to hang in there until the day is over."

He continued flying as he frowned and started scratching his right hand again. "And hope this scratch doesn't get infected."

Soon Danny got back to his best friend and girlfriend, and they were at the Nasty Burger while the sun was setting outside. Danny was telling them about the strange morning he had.

"Let me get this straight." Tucker told Danny. "You nearly drank a whole carton of milk and almost ate a can of tuna?"

"That's pretty much what I'm saying." Danny said while he leaned against Sam, and sipped on his drink. "Sound weird?"

"Yeah," Tucker agreed. "You hate fish."

"No!" Danny snapped. "Not just that. The weirdest thing is that this cut I got from the statue has been itching like crazy."

"You think it might have something to do with your weird cravings?" Sam asked as she fed Danny a fry.

Danny thought about. "Well…"

"And not to forget the fact you meowed at us before you left." Tucker reminded.

Danny slapped his forehead. "I know. But it just came out of no- Meow!" he covered his mouth again as Sam and Tucker got surprised looks again.

"And…you just did it again." Tucker mentioned.

Before Danny could say anything else, his Ghost Sense suddenly went off and they all heard loud familiar barking.

Danny, Sam, and Tucker look out the window to see several people running away as they scream, and see the giant ghost dog running after them as he barked.

Danny got a determined look as he said, "Looks like I got another problem to deal with today." He stood up on the seat and shouted, "Going Ghost!"

He changed into ghost form and floated in the air above Sam and Tucker. "I'll be right back."

"I just hoped that ghost dog doesn't hear Danny meowing." Tucker told Sam as she frowned.

Danny flew outside the Nasty Burger, and looked around for the ghost dog. "Okay. Where did that overgrown puppy run off to?"

But then as the sun set in the distance, Danny began to tighten his fists and groan as he held his head.

Then he flew into an ally next to the Nasty Burger, and he backed into the wall.

Danny groaned as he wondered, "Man, what's wrong with me-ow!"

He shook his head in shock and wondered, "What is really going on with me? It's almost like I'm turning into a- Meow!"

But before Danny could finish, he started rapidly scratching his cut, and soon he oddly started biting it and he growled a bit.

Then Danny closed his eyes and held his head as he slid on the ground and there was a bright glow around him.

After the glow disappeared, Danny opened his green eyes and blinked a few times as he said, "Whoa…that was weird. But I think I feel a bit better…and lighter."

Then he looked around and noticed something strange, his surroundings looked a lot larger. "And I don't think it's because I lost weight." then he looked at his hands, and gasped to see he now had small white paws. "What…what's going on?"

He quickly ran over to a puddle that was ahead of him and gasped to see his reflection. He was a small black cat with white paws, a white patch on his chest, and a small patch of white fur on his head with three hairs sticking up.

Danny still had shocked look on his face. "I'm…I'm a cat! AAAAHHHHH!!!"

Then he fell back and started slowly backing away still in shock. "That isn't me…it can't be me. How could this have happened?"

He then stood up on all four and said in a panicked tone, "What am I going to do now? Aaah!" and he ran off out of the ally as he continued screaming with a combined meow tone.

But then Sam and Tucker came out of the Nasty Burger as they looked around. "Did you hear something?" Tucker asked Sam. "It kinda sounded like a screaming cat."

"Forget about the cat, Tuck." Sam replied. "Where do you think Danny could've gone?"

"Who knows?" Tucker answered. "He never came back when he flew off."

Sam got a worried look as she said, "I just hope nothing happened to him."

"Don't worry, Sam. I'm sure Danny's fine. I mean, how much trouble could he get in?"

That's it for the first part. I hope you review.