The Springfield Invasion
By
Shadow Pumpkinhead
"Last night was the greatest event in history," began Kent Brockman, from his news desk , "as we got our first black President of the United States. This will go down in the history books."
"Carl is president?" Homer asked Marge. "When did this happen?"
"It's Obama, Dad," corrected Lisa. "Didn't you watch the news last night?"
"Are you a Skrull?" Homer asked Lisa.
"What?!" Lisa said in puzzlement.
"I've been reading about in those superhero comics of Bart's," replied Homer. "They take the forms of humans, as they plan their secret invasion."
"Homer, you've got to stop watching those bad movies on MST3K again," said Marge, as she fed Maggie. "Speaking of Bart, where is he?"
"He's upstairs doing his science homework," replied Lisa.
"I sure hope Stephen Colbert becomes president of the Marvel Universe," said Homer, as he read his comic. "I hate what they're doing to Spider-Man when he sold his marriage to the devil, and they killed Captain America to boot."
Marge and Lisa just sighed.
In Bart's room, Bart is really doing his homework, when Lisa enters with a shocked look to her face seeing her brother doing his schoolwork, than acting like the idiot he is.
"I'm amazed, Bart, that you didn't do anything stupid," said Lisa.
"What do you mean?" Bart asked.
"That you're doing homework, than reading your Shin Chan mangas," replied Lisa. "What are you really up to?"
"Can't you see I'm doing my homework, Lisa," said Bart, as he continued reading his book. "I'm going to take Spider-Pig to school Friday to see my theory of Pavlov."
"I haven't seen Spider-Pig since the events of our movie," said Lisa. "How are you going to find him?"
"I'll look for him tomorrow, right now I've got to study," said Bart.
Lisa smiled and sighed, as she left.
As Bart continued studying, a shooting star crashed landed outside of Springfield. No one even noticed what will happen tomorrow.
The next day at Springfield Elementary in Mrs. Krabapple's class, Bart was still studying. Everyone, including Nelson the Bully was shocked. As the school bell rang, and Edna Krabapple entered with a strange boy with green skin and slick black hair.
"Class, I want you to meet a new student from all the way from France," began the teacher. "His name is Sim."
"That's Zim, you idiot earthling…Err, I mean Mrs. Crabapple," corrected the green skinned boy.
"That would be Krabapple, Zim," corrected the teacher, as she turned to the class. "I hope you'll like Zim, than what happened to Samantha Stanky the last time we had a new kid here."
"How sweet, fresh meat," said Nelson, who began pounding his fist at Zim as he walked past the bully.
"Say, Bart," began Millhouse, "maybe Zim should join our circle of friends."
"You must be Brat Simpson," began Zim. "Principal Skinner told me all about you in his office."
"FYI, it's Bart, not Brat or Bort, just Bart," corrected Bart to Zim. "If you want to help me, you can help me find Spider-Pig after school."
"What is this Spider-Pig?" Zim asked Bart.
"He's just a ordinary pig we saved, when Krusty the Klown wanted to slaughter him for meat," replied Bart. "I need him for my science project for tomorrow."
"Sure, Bart, I'll help you look for Spider-Pig, then I'll take over you pathetic planet," Zim laughed loudly in an evil style, as everyone looked at him in puzzlement.
"This is going to be one of those days," said Edna, as she sighed.
To be Continued…