Ughh it sure is a pain writing my own fanfic, correcting my own fanfic, and reviewing my own fanfic!!

because-no-one-else-in-my-school-reads-kakuhida-except-one DDD:

Well here ya go! The second chapter-- it's a bit sadder than the first chapter...

Hidan's swears are PURE comic relief =_=;;

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As a Jashinist, he was trained not to lose himself in pointless emotions.

As a shinobi, he was trained to dismiss any emotions.

But neither of those grueling training sessions could keep back a thousand knives from jabbing mercilessly at the core of Hidan's heart. if they were those every-day knives, they wouldn't have effect the Immortal in any ways.

But these were different.

Sharper.

Deeper.

They plunged deep inside of Hidan's chest. By the second they clawed themselves deeper and deeper into him-- but none of them came back out.

The Immortal wasn't used to this kind of pain. Slowly sitting back up on his bed, he slammed his fist again and again against his aching chest.

The knives lingered still.

Whether it was from his reddened chest or the blade of the knives, he did not know. But, an unfamiliar rain of emotion trickled all across his body-- especially his eyes. Frowning slightly as half of his vision was blurred by a gathering of some kind of warm liquid, Hidan slung his scythe over his back and headed out the door.

He had befouled the name of Jashin.

He had shed a single tear. Now it was his duty to punish himself until his God was satisfied with him.

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Drawing his religious symbol with his own blood, Hidan carefully went over the lines again to make sure they were perfect.

"Forgive me, Jashin-sama." he muttered before striking himself with his gruesome weapon. He repeated this bloody ritual again and again-- at each strike the dirt being fed more blood-- until the Immortal finally collapsed onto the blood-soaked dirt, His body, mind, and vision were hazy from the significant loss of blood.

With whatever strength he could still draw out, Hidan pushed himself off the ground by a few inches before flopping back on the ground comfortably lying on his scarred back.

The crimson sun left a trail of flamboyant red as it began to disappear behind the tall, black mountains.

The Jashinist watched in solemn silence as his eyes visualized the dimming golden light.

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'Come on, Hidan. It's getting dark.' Kakuzu tapped his feet impatiently.

'Whatever. Go fucking ahead without me. I'm gonna do my fucking ritual whether you fucking like it or not.' the Jashinist held his stake high, one end pointing directly at his heart.

The banker twitched. '...you know... your stupid rituals are delaying my bounty.'

'YEAH, YEAH, YOUR STUPID FUCKING BOUNTY--NOWSHUTTHEFUCKUPYOUFUCKER!!!!!' Hidan snarled at Kakuzu for interrupting him once more during his ritual.

'........' his green eyes were fixed on Hidan in a menacing glare.

'OOOH YOU'RE FUCKING GLARING AT ME. HOW FUCKING SCAR---- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?' Hidan swung both of his weapons in Kakuzu's direction as the banker's tentacle-like strings lifted the Jashinist off the ground by his ankles.

'...collecting the bounty.' Kakuzu began dragging Hidan towards whereever the hell he was going.

'..........BUT--'

'No 'But's.' the banker growled. 'It's either I go to collect my bounty now, or your head will be in a shithole.'

The Jashinist firmly pressed his lips together, glaring at his partner.

'Got it?'

'...got it.....' he answered before adding in a extra, '....bitch.'

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He scoffed.

"Yeah, yeah, the damned thing can die-- stop teasing me, you fucking bitch." he muttered to noone in particular.

After all, nobody gave a shit about him.

Noone would ever listen to anything he said.

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Characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto, Writing belongs to me, Plot belongs to me.

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(--) (_ _) Next chapter is coming up soon~