Safari: Hey guys! We're updating a lot faster now. Kinx: We dont own Sonic characters Nero: Plz enjoy the chapter.
Safari: DAMN WE GOT A HUGE B-DAY REVIEW!!!
Kinx: Uh...late b-day.
Safari: Oh yeah...Sorry for not doing this earlier.
Nero: Well is a huge one so lets get started.
Kid: The Twin Torturers (We've grown accustomed to that name) are back!
Laceekei: We're celebrating Kid's birthday on Super Dragon's fic and Sonic Truth or Dare: UNCENSORED so we're gonna have to, uhh well, make some different birthday dares!
Kid: That's right! Please do get this in by Chapter 7 cause my birthday is this week and you don't want to be too late!
Sonic Characters: Haven't you tortured us enough?
Laceekei: NO! Now shut up you (bleep)holes or I'll grenade you to death!
Sonic Characters: (They shut up)
Kid: And a note, Laceekei is a Kacheek, a.k.a. a Neopet, if you make fun of her, it's not my fault if she goes to "measures". Neopets is my thing. Get over it.
Laceekei: Yeah! I'm gonna be ** off if you don't get over it!
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Dares from Kid:
Kinx and Safari and Taylor: (chucks three cookies at them) (cookies hit them in heads) (points to Laceekei and says, "She did it.") You can have those cookies if you let me and Laceekei come on the show for 2 chapters for my birthday. Pwease? It's my birthday...
Kinx, Safari, and Taylor: Take this check for 1 million dollars to throw a sleepover party (yes its co-ed) for me at my house. Please write at the end of the chapter what happened for all to read and enjoy.
Tails: I enjoy your presence. I get you for the whole first chapter (and the party) of when I'm there. I've gotten over my craziness and have become a little more shy, so don't worry, you won't die or blow up, I just wanna be near you.
Sonic: Rouge is in the closet waiting for you... (Don't tell him it's actually Laceekei. She loves him.)
Everyone: Each of you must give me one present each.
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Laceekei: During the sleepover some people have to stay in the same rooms as others cause we would run out of rooms if they didn't. Also people have to pair up in beds.
Kid: We decided to do this in the most unfair way possible! The pairs are as follows:
Bed 1, Room 1:
Tails and Kid
Bed 2, Room 1:
Laceekei and Sonic
Bed 1, Room 2:
Kinx and Knuckles
Bed 2, Room 2:
Taylor and Safari (Laceekei: O, burn)
Bed 1, Room 3:
Shadow and Amy
Bed 2, Room 3:
Cosmo and Cream
Bed 1, Room 4:
Rouge and Eggman (Kid: Oh crap, that's gonna make me barf)
Bed 2, Room 4:
Charmy and Blaze
Bed 1, Room 5:
Silver and Mephiles (Laceekei: Now that is saying something)
Laceekei: EVERYONE ELSE CAN SLEEP ON THE DAMN COUCH IN OUR LIVING ROOM! (bleep) YOU!
Kid: Inbetween the two beds in each room there in a small soundproof wall that rolls in and out for privacy between beds. But that's pretty much it. Back to dares.
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Dares from Laceekei:
Sonic: Tell Amy that you aren't as cool as she thinks you are, and she isn't your type. Then tell her she should go out with Shadow instead. Tell her that you are dating me, Laceekei.
Sonic, again: Start dating me. (Kid: O, you may be a fangirl, but he's so lucky to date you. Laceekei: I know just look at me! (charms everyone with beauty) I got all the looks, the pervs love me! Kid: Are you saying Sonic's a perv? Laceekei: He may be a perv but he's my perv!)
Cosmo: Punch Tails right across the face for revenge of him killing you.
Cream: Package for you! (Laceekei: Inside is a bomb ready to blow! I custom built it just for this occasion!)
Safari: Hey! I heard Silver say his favorite couple is Silvaze!
Shadow and Amy: By now you probably know that my fav couple is ShadAmy with Kid's being SonKei (Sonic and Laceekei). Shadow and Amy start dating!
Knuckles: I got the Master Emerald (me, Laceekei). If you want it back, fight me. I have a red lightsaber that blows up stuff! Technically, it's how Pac-man died.
Sonic: Fall in love with me, Laceekei for real. No hypnotizing or being forced. I'm sure it's not that hard.
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Laceekei: Now a present to my best friend Kid before we finish! (Usually she does many more dares but she's busy enjoying her birthday.
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Tails: Same, fall in love with Kid and start dating her. You might need this restraining order for Cream and Cosmo though. Don't worry Kid is so much cooler than me; you'll love her the moment you set eyes on her!
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Kid: Well that's it!
Laceekei: DAMN! THAT IS A FRICKIN LOT!
Kid: Laceekei, watch your mouth!
Laceekei: NO! SCREW THAT IDEA! Sides, you laugh when I curse.
Kid: (looks guilty)
Laceekei: See? HAPPY (bleep)ING BIRTHDAY TO KID!
Kid: And many more!
(the two girls hug for a moment then sign their names on the dare)
-Kid and Laceekei aka The Twin Torturers
Safari: Sure you guys can! -makes them appear- -reads a little further into the review- Okay we'll save the fun for later.
Sonic: 0w0 I'M COMING ROUGE!!! -runs into closet- Hey where's rouge?
Laceeki: SONIC!!! -pounces and does...things-
Sonic characters: GODDAMNIT!!!
Kinx: -reads bed set up- 0.0 ^^ yayz!!! thank you Kid and Laceeki!!!
Safari: -also reads list- 0.0 OK Eww I have a boy friend (some have read about him in chapter 6)
Nero: I am not sleeping in the same room as her! -points to Safari-
Safari: You wont have to cuz you are sleeping on the floor!
Nero: Fi- Wait! Why do I have to sleep on the flloor!?!?
Safari: CUZ I SAID SO!!!
Nero: 0.0 Ok...
Blaze: Touch him and I will kill you slowly and painfully.
Amy: 0.0
Shadow: -praying that Amy doesnt have a dream about Sonic-
Cosmo and Cream: -stare each other down-
Eggman: Finally it my turn for the ho!
Rouge: -rolls eyes-
Charmy: But she scares me.
Kid and Laceeki: -glaring angrily-
Charmy: 0.0 I could get over it...
Silver and Mephiles: Ew
Ali and Audrey: THEY ARE NOT GAY!!!
Sonic: -sigh- I am so going to die. -walks to Amy and tells her everything the dare says to say- -ya Im lazy-
Amy: What!? How could- -looks at blaze-
Blaze: -death glares to Sonic and Amy- Dont. Touch. Shadow.
Amy: 0.0 -gulps-
Sonic: Now that you mention it she is kinda hot. -starts drooling slightly- Wanna go out?
Laceeki: YES YES AND YES!!!
Amy: Grrr...
Cosmo: HOW COULD YOU!!!??? -punches Tails-
Tails: OW! IM SORRY!!!
Cream: A package? -opens package- What the fu-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! (youtube XD)
Safari: -being held back by Nero and Kinx- GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Laceeki: Let her go.
Kid: Yeah let her go.
Kinx: -Almost lets go- Bad idea cuz she would go for Laceeki next out of blind rage.
Laeeki: Why would she do that?
Nero: -slips slightly- Because she hates Shadamy too.
Laceeki and Kid: Oh (bleep)
Shadow: I dont wanna date her!
Amy: And I still love Sonic!
Kinx: Just do it! It's Kid's birthday!
Both: -grumbles- Fine...
Knuckles: GIVE IT BACK!!!
Laceeki: You have to fight me for it.
Kid: MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
Knuckles: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! -charges at Laeeki-
Laceeki: -blows him up with her lightsaber- That was too easy.
Sonic: Already did that.
Tails: -takes restraining order- Thanx, now lets go on a date before the slumber party. -head to a resurant-
Safari: -finally calmed down- Okay lets move on until the party.
...OMG it is shadblaze...
yes... i forgot amy...AND EEGMAN!
amy: U are not sonic's girl u know dat? safari! when ever amy sees sonic make her puke!
eggman: get trained by sonic to be the fastest thing in the world...(which is impossible...)
oh yes and cream! i'm adding onto yours...
BECOME EMO!
MHA HA HA HA!
I DIDN'T CHOKE!
Safari: Can do!
Amy: But...but I love my Sonniku! -looks at Sonic-
Safari: AUTHORESS POWERS!!!
Amy: -pukes- why did I do that!?!?
Eggman: Fine.
Kinx: -runs to interupt his date with Laceeki and acidentaly walks in on them- Hey Son-Woah...uh,Im just gonna go now. -runs off-
Safari: Where's Sonic?
Kinx: Makin' out with Laceeki. Fatty's dare was impossible anyways.
Safari: True.
Cream: How could I do that to Cheese!? -starts cutting self and sulking in the corner- Life sucks...
Nero: Okay Let the party begin!
-At Kid's house-
Kid: This should be a fun party! Time for my presents!
Sonic characters: -all groan-
Safari Kinx and Nero: We'll start.
Safari: Here I hope you like it. -gives present-
Kid: Thanx! -opens gift- OMG A PS3!!! THANK YOU!!!
Safari: No prob.
Kinx: My turn! -hands Kid her present-
Kid: Its big. -opens it- OMFG ITS A WII!!! THAKIES!!!
Kinx: ^^
Nero: Alright, here's my gift -you know the drill-
Kid: Oh boy -you know the drill- ITS AN XBOX360!!! THANKS SO MUCH!!!
Nero: No problem at all.
-Many gifts later-
Laceeki: Man you got some awsome stuff!
Kid: ^^ I know right!?!?!? Time for bed every one!
Everyone: -head to their assigned rooms-
(in Tails and Kid's room)
Both: -pulled out the soundproof walls and started makingout-
(in Sonic and Laceeki's room)
Both: -same as Tails and Kid-
(in Kinx and Knuckles room)
Knuckles: DONT YOU HAVE A BOY FRIEND!?!?!?
Kinx: Yeah but he knows Im a fangirl of yours.
Knuckles: 0.0; This is gonna be a long night...
(in Safari and Nero's room)
Safari: -in her bed- Hurry up and go to sleep you retard.
Nero: -on the floor- STFU Safari. I hate this as much as you do.
Safari: Whatever.
(in Shadow and Amy's room)
Amy: How long do we have to date eachother for?
Shadow: I would say right now we could stop but those girls might know so I guess the end of the chapter.
Amy: I hope so cuz I want my Sonniku back!
Shadow: You do realize that they are gonna be here for the next chapter 2 right?
Amy: 0.0
Shadow: -plugs ears-
Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(in Cosmo and Cream's room)
Cream: TAILS IS MINE!!!
Cosmo: NO HE'S MINE!!!
-this continues for hours-
(in Rouge and Eggmans room)
INTERMISSION-
Safari: This is sensored because of mature content. We apologize for any inconvienience.
BACK TO THE STORY-
(in Blaze and Charmy's room)
Charmy: I'm bored.
Blaze: ...
Charmy: I'm hungry.
Blaze: ...
Charmy: Wanna play a game? Lets play a game!
Blaze: ... -closes sound proof walls- -walks towards Charmy-
Charmy: 0.0 What are you doin'?
Blaze: -hand bursts into flames-
Charmy: Why are you looking at me like that?!?!?!
Blaze: -kills charmy by honey roasting him- (XD)
(in Silver and Mephiles' room)
Mephiles: I'll kill you!
Silver: I'll kill you first!
Mephiles: No, you will die first!
Silver: No, you will!
Mephiles: No you!
Silver: No you!
Mephiles: NO YOU!!!
Silver: NO YOU!!!
Mephiles: NO Y-
Safari: WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF!?!?!?!?!? SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
Mephiles and Silver: Yes ma'am! -both go to their separate beds-
Silver: -whispers- You will...
Mephiles: -whispers- No you...
Safari: SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I GO OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR ASSES!!!!!!!!!
Both: -shut up-
Safari: Thats all folks! Kinx: Happy late birthday Kid! Nero: We will see you guys next chapter! All 3: BYE!!! -waves-