Disclaimer: I do not own any of the DH characters. Things You Should Never Tell TheSimi

1. You can eat the heifer goddess now

2. A blonde joke when Acheron's hair is blonde

3. BBQ sauce is now off the market

4. Fergalicious is no longer a song

5. And never ever, ever say the word NO

6. She is not Similicious

7. Fergalicious is a horrible song

8. Travis Fimmel is ugly

9. Travis Fimmel is married

10. The billboard outside her windo of Travis Fimmel is going to be demolished

11. QVC is going to be canceled

12. Her plastic is going to be canceled

13. Say anything bad about Acheron

14. Say anything bad about Tory

15. Say anything bad about Apollymi

16. Black is a horrible color

17. White is definately her color

18. Yes, she does look fat

19. Mittens are stupid

20. Make a diss on BBQ sauce

21. BBQ sauce makes everything taste digusting

22. White is the new black

23. Gallu demons rule!

24. Artemis rules!

25. Demons with hornys are ugly

26. Artemis makes Travis Fimmel look like a gallu demon

27. Ash isn't her dad

28. People who wear black are losers

29. Diamonds will be taken off the market

30. Ash and Artemis belong together, forever

31. Xirena is going to be moved into her room

32. She and Xirena have to share everything

33. She is grounded for a week

34. She has to go to bed without dinner

35. She also loses her plastic for a month