Me: Yay, and were back with another Chapter!! Summer is almost over It makes me really sad. Also I'm super sleepy because Extreme Makeover is doing my next door neighbors house right now. So no sleep at night for me.

Chapter 7. A woman's wrath is like poison

"Okay kid. The first ting you need to know about making bonds is to get in quick and charm the woman. It never fails."

Sai took notes passionately as his teacher, THE GREAT JIRIAYA-SENSEI!, spoke.

"I see..." Sai said slowly, letting everything click together in his mind.

"Also, if you want the "chunka, chunka" you gotta be super careful of what you say. It takes only one misplaced word to ruin a moment." Jiraiya stroked his chin thoughtfully, never had he had a student so engrossed in his life lessons than Sai was.

"Thank you so much oh great legendary Jiraiya-sensei." Sai bowed respectively and this action struck Jiraiya deeply.

"Kid," He said. "I may have only known you for half a day but I like you. Here take this."

Sai received the book given to him by Jiraiya and studied the brown paper cover.

"That is my super special guide to... well, to the "chunka, chunka". The cover was too pornographic to be shown in public so a paper cover had to be placed on it but worry not. So remember, if your going to get into the "chunka, chunka" read that."

"Again I thank you," Sai bowed again and Jiraiya dismissed him from his class, with full marks.

Sai was back out on the town, armed with two books this time. He didn't know what "Chunka, chunka" ment. He knew what sex was, and sex was between a guy and a girl. Konan taught him that. So maybe "chunka, chunka" is the opposite of sex and something you do between two guys or two girls. So it was bond forming technique used to forge bonds with your fellow man or woman.

Sai marched proudly down the market street. Halfway down, for no particular reason he took a dark side alley that looked like it would make a nice shortcut.

The alley was dark and creep, rats scurrying into ever nook and cranny. Green mold growing on the walls.... and a woman siting behind a stand.

"Pssst." She whispered to Sai. "Pssssssst"

"Yes?" Sai said, bravely approaching her. She had an odd appearance. Her hair, one side straight and neat, the other messy and un-brushed.

"Do you know anything about a person named..... Sasuke Uchiha??"

"Who's asking?"

The girl hesitated for only a moment before answering. "The name's Karin."

"Sai."

"I don't care about your name!! I need to know about Sasuke-kuuuun!!!"

"Hmmm.... Sasuke...." Sai didn't know much about Sasuke at all. He knew that he was Naruto's "special friend". Maybe they've done the "chunka, chunka" Jiriaya talked so fondly about and that's why they're so close.

"Well??? Do you know anything or not!??" She whispered urgently.

"I'm his replacement." He said, hoping it was helpful to Karin.

"Replacement?"

"Yes, when he left the village I was put on his team to fill the void."

"Hmmm.... I see..... very well. I have no more use for you. Go away!" She turned quickly and heatedly wrote down things in a small notebook.

Sai watched her, curious as to who she was. Maybe he could form a bond with her. He took this chance to peek in his book and see what wise words of wisdom it told him now.

Chapter 7

A woman's wrath is like poison

The woman is a mysterious creature

one moment content and happy, blissfully ignorant

the next

wrathful and violent.

All it takes is one word to throw a woman into a state of violence.

Or maybe a act she finds offending

this too and send her into a fit of rage.

"What are you still doing here? I told you to scram!!" Karin yelled at poor Sai.

"Ah.... I'm sorry, but if I may...."

"May what?" Karin asked, somewhat interested. What could she say, she liked the pale types.

"Would you like to form a bond with me?"

"IEEE you pervert, you're not talking about sex are you? Noway! I'm saving myself for Sasuke! Argh, why do all the jerks have to come after meeeeeee?" Karin ran off, leaving Sai to himself in the dark alley.

Two failed mugging attempts on him later Sai exited from the alley and saw Sakura and that strange girl together. Karin seemed to be telling Sakura something.

Sai walked up to them, hoping to make amends to Karin. The two girls saw him approach and Sakura got a dangerous glint in her eyes.

"Sai..." Sakura said lowly. "Is it true that you have been harassing girls??"

"Its not harassing Sakura-san, its making bonds."

"So you are harassing!" Sakura growled, her lethal fists tightening. " I can't believe you Sai! Why do you have to do these strange things!!! You're not reading another book are you?!"

"Um well... you see.... its like this-"

"I don't care! Why can't you be more like Sasuke-kun Sai."

"Sasuke?!?" Karin jumped into the fray.

"Do you know something about Sasuke???"

"What, Sasuke's mine b!tch."

"What!?! Sasuke is soooo mine. I have his shirt! Freshly stolen from the laundry!"

"What? How the hell did you get his shirt!?!"

"I don't need to tell you anything pink-whore. Sasuke and me are going to have sex and he'll hold me in his strong arms and tell me how beautiful I am."

"You wish. Sasuke is going to come back to the village and pick me up and carry me away."

the two girls argued fervently and Sai was at a loss of what to do. So he looked in his book.

When woman get angry

not only do they take it out on you

but do they also tell all their friends and get them to hate you too.

Also woman can easily turn on another, without the same goal

(making you miserable)

they would be at each others throats.

Coming to a quick decision he jumped into the argument, trying to calm the two girls down. They both punched him and beat him to a tiny pulp before going back at it. Sai crawled away, taking cover from the cat fight behind a tree.

He opened his book and finished reading the chapter

Do not

I repeat

DO NOT!!!

try to break up a cat fight between two arguing woman.

It is impossible and you end up hurt and beaten.

The best course of action is to hid and cower in fear.

Throughly beaten down, Sai gave up and stayed under the tree. Heartbroken and fully crushed to fell asleep under the tree. But not before throwing his book down the street and into the trash.

Me: Has Sai given up on the book? Was the pressure just too much for him? What will happen next! Who knows! Review to find out!!!