Disclaimer: WAHH!! I don't own Naruto…T.T

Pairings: sasusaku nejiten shikaino naruhina

Summary: Konoha was the one country without co-ed schools. It was always Konoha Girls High or Konoha Secondary for Boys…but wait…what's with this ultra mega big building…and this notice about merging schools? NOOO this can't be happening!!

A/n: This story is sorta based off of the manga happy hustle high with all the merging schools and all but the humour in this story is going to be soooo much better. Especially with my newest idea…smirk

Chapter 1: We're going to be WHAT?!

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"For goodness sake's I'm up I'm up!" yelled Tenten at the now apparently dead alarm clock. Poor thing didn't last a week.

"Tenten, you're going to be late for the first day of school if you don't get your ass down here right now!" Sakura yelled from downstairs. Tenten could that Sakura made breakfast. Or at least tried to make breakfast. She always ended up blowing up the kitchen. Tenten looked at the time on the clock on her wall.

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"OMG, I'm gunna be late and Kurenai-sensei is going to yell at me again and I'm going to have the worst possible attendance record again and I'll win a prize for it again this year too!" Tenten said all in one breathe. Kami knows how she did that.

Dashing around her room, she pulled out a plain black t shirt, blue jeans and a pair of flats and hurriedly put them on. She grabbed a scarf and tied it securely around her neck. It was her favourite black/white/grey scarf. Rushing downstairs after washing up in the bathroom, she saw Sakura and Hinata cleaning up while Ino was packing her bags. Quick hellos and good mornings were exchanged as they all rushed around the big kitchen finishing this or sneaking a piece of that. By 8:20, they were all ready to go.

Now you may be wondering why the four girls were living together with no parent supervision whatsoever. Well, in truth, their parents were all so busy with work; they had no time to take care of their daughters properly so they bought them a huge mansion like house and told them to take care of themselves. The parents do, however, send them money every week. Now isn't that great parenting!

The girls decided to save up money little by little each week so they could get a care soon. For now though, they rode the stinky cramped bus. Waiting for it took 15 minutes already. Tenten rolled her eyes. She hated waiting for any period of time. It pissed her off. Especially since she didn't get her morning Starbucks cappuccino with extra coffee yet. She'll get that later at school. Yes it was one of those rich loaded schools. Konoha Girls High. She wasn't rich though. She was on scholarship and so were Ino, Sakura, and Hinata.

Getting on the bus, Ino and Sakura found seats for all of them. Hinata and Tenten wanted to stand though so they stood in front of Ino and Sakura. The two girls were gossiping. All of a sudden, they nudge Tenten and Hinata in the leg and pointed towards the door. All four looked up to see six boys walk casually onto the bus. All six were in uniform indicating they came from the only other rich bastard school in the country: Konoha Secondary for Boys.

-Insert fangirling screams here-

All the shirts had the boy's names on them so they could clearly tell who was who with all the fangirls screaming on the bus. The four boys that seem to have the most fangirls were the guys named Neji, Sasuke, Sai, and Shikamaru. The girls looked over to see which ones of the boys the names matched to.

Neji was a boy with long brown shiny silky hair. He had it in a low ponytail so it didn't get into his pearly white orbs. Sasuke had black hair up in the style of a duck's butt. His onyx eyes looked utterly annoyed with all the yelling and screaming. Shikamaru had black hair tied up pineapple styled. His eyes were dark brown/black but you really couldn't tell because he was basically sleep walking. Sai had black brown hair in a short cut that barely reached his shoulders. His black emotion deprived eyes didn't reveal a thing about how he was feeling (well duh).

The two that got less attention were the ones they call Naruto and Kiba. Naruto was a blonde, hyperactive boy with cerulean blue eyes. They glisten with happiness. Kiba was a boy with brown hair cut up even shorter then Sai's. He had his hood over his hair and underneath his jacket was a white puppy. The puppy looked like it was enjoying the attention.

All four girls rolled their eyes and went back to doing what they were doing before their peace was destroyed by peace hating pretty boys. Tenten and Hinata were exploring a picture book when they announced that the next stop was for Konoha Girls High. All four girls got ready to get off the bus when they passed by the boys. Hinata and Ino just ignored them. Sakura and Tenten decided they would death glare at them. And death glare they did. At once, hell froze over when they left the bus.

Now they boys hadn't expected this to happen. They just got rejected. By some chicks from a chick school. Them. The hottest, richest, most popular guys from Konoha Secondary for Boys. The glares had brought on the challenge. Bring. It. On.

"Now, it's time for class to start so I want you all in your proper seats." Kurenai-sensei said. None of the girls listened as they continued to talk about who dated who and who became enemies with who before becoming friends.

"Please class quiet down because I have a very important announcement to make regarding the school and all of you." Still not quite as quiet as she wanted it. In fact, it got louder.

"I SAID SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!" Kurenai yelled. All the girls shut their pie holes to listen to their pissed off sensei talk.

"Alright class," Kurenai-sensei said, smiling evilly, "I have a very important announcement for you. Starting in a week, our school Konoha Girls High will be mixing with Konoha Secondary for Boys to form a co-ed school."

Wait for it.

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"WHAT!!" yelled the girls. They started talking about this new piece of information without noticing that their teacher was getting more a more pissed off by the second.

"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!" Kurenai-sensei yelled. The only thought in the girl's heads was that Kurenai-sensei is VERY scary when she yells.

"No to start off, I will like to explain the rules we will have for this new school which will be at the new building at the end of 6th Street. To start off…"

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"That will be all for now, dismissed girls." Kurenai-sensei said. She smiled before exiting the classroom of shocked girls. She had the hardest time not laughing while she explained the new rules.

Inside the classroom, there was silence. At last the president of the student council stood up. She was a small girl named Miyuka with short brown hair and dazzling hazel eyes. She went to the front of the classroom and slammed her hands down on the podium.

"We will not be won over by those boys." she declared, "I will get us our rights back whatever it takes. I mean uniforms are already ridiculous enough but they won't even allow Pocky to be in the school? This is terrible!" she said all the while destroying the podium with her slamming. The other girls flinched at her strength but agreed with her also. Pocky was like their main food source. Especially the chocolate ones.

The bell rung for the end of classes and Tenten, Hinata, Ino, and Sakura left quickly to catch the 3:00 bus.

"So what do you think about this, Ino?" asked Sakura.

"Scared…uniforms…scared…uniforms…pocky…banned…scared" Ino replied. She was very scared of the new uniforms. She, being a fashion queen, has never had to wear the same thing twice. Now you're asking her to wear the same uniform to school everyday with boys around? She wouldn't last a week.

"That answers my question," Sakura said before turning behind her to look at Hinata and Tenten, "So how 'bout you guys?"

"I think it would be nice to meet some new people, although I'm not fond of the banned pocky thing." Tenten said. In truth, she was the strongest of group but she was also the one who was the most dependent of junk food. And they banned junk food. That's not good.

"How about you Hinata-chan?" Sakura said. Before she could get her reply though, the bus stopped and the screaming started.

"Look who's back." said Tenten in disbelief. She hated guys like them. Full of themselves and that think they're everything and every girl needs to fall for them. Tenten groaned in disbelief when they stepped on the bus. All six of them. They she gasped in surprise. The other three girls did too. They ran up to the door to greet the newcomers.

Neji smirk. Looks like they caved into his hotness after all. This morning, the bun-haired girl and her little friends looked like they hated him and his friends. Now they were running at full speed towards them. His smirk got even wider as he got ready to pull the bun-haired girl by the waist and ask her what she was doing tomorrow after school. Yes she ran towards him but then she kept running right past him, stepping on his foot in the process. Her friends just ran past him to jump into the waiting embrace of the guys behind him…

"Lee-kun!" Sakura said, running past the chicken-hair boy who was smirking and into the arms of her brother. Lee wasn't her real brother but she treated him like he was. They had gotten to know each other very well when Lee, Deidara, Kankuro, and Sasori moved in next to the girls a few years ago. They had moved out when they were all offered jobs as actors in a different country. All four of the girls treated these guys like their brothers because the guys took very good care of them. They had all missed the boys.

"Why aren't you in -insert country name here- and why do you have the Konoha Secondary for Boys uniform on?" Hinata asked Sasori who she was still hugged. He chuckled and Deidara answered while being suffocated by Tenten in a bear hug.

"Well, honey (he called every girl that) we decided to come back to finish our education and we thought that we'd come back here to stay with you girls for the rest of the school year."

"So are you going to be staying till the end of secondary?" Sakura asked, a grin as Kankuro lifted her into the air as if she was made of feathers.

"You bet cha!" Kankuro replied, laughing as he put Sakura down. All the girls and the boys went to sit down to catch up with each other. They didn't notice 4 furious pretty boys with steam coming out of their ears.

Later that night….

"I can't believe Kankuro-kun, Lee-kun, Sasori-kun, and Deidara-kun are back!" Sakura squealed. All the girls as missed them dearly when they moved away. It was really nice to have their whole little "family" back together. And to think in about a week, they'd all be going to school together.

Tenten smiled. "Do you still think merging schools with the boys are so bad now Ino?" she asked the blonde.

"Not half ask bad as before, although we need to get that pocky ban lifted or we'll starve…" Ino replied. Then she gave a big yawn.

"I think its bedtime." Hinata said. They girls did some quite hugs and good nights and went to their respective rooms to turn in for the night.

Meanwhile in a huge mansion…

"Looks like we've got our newest targets for the year guys." Sasuke smirked.

"I want to sit out this round. It's not exciting enough for me." Sai said.

"Same." Kiba said. He liked girls with bigger assets.

"Stupid mutt…" Naruto muttered.

"Well, that leaves the rest of us one target each." Neji said. He like the feisty ones. It was always a good challenge because he'd only gotten one of those before, and she was acting it anyways.

"I call the pink-haired one." Sasuke said.

"Hey! I wanted that one!" Naruto whined. "Fine, I'll go with the navy haired one. She kinda cute anyways." he said.

"I get panda head." Neji said. Then they all looked at Shikamaru.

"Fine," he said, "I'll take the blonde chick." He I went back to sleeping after that.

"We're all clear on the plan right?" Sasuke asked. Everyone nodded.

"Good then Operation SHAB begins." Neji said finally. Then the light went out as the boys went to rest up their so called pretty faces.

Give me a sign, how do you like it so far? Work with me here people or else I'll force you to-OMG A COOKIE!! Review and tell me how you like it. That is all for today.

CYA

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