Nigel and the gang were up for decommissioning as Kuki, Wally, Nigel, Hoagie, and Abby all looked scared but nobody as scared as Fanny and Rachel.
"All right agents your reaching the top of the KND age now and that means decommissioning, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way" Harvey Rachel's brother said as Fanny gulped as Nigel stepped forward first and everybody looked proud and scared for him at the same time.
"All right Numbah 1 follow me to the decommissioning chamber, I'll give you five minutes with your team and peers then you will forget all about them".
Nigel wiped his eyes clear of his tears as Rachel sniffled looking into his brave eyes as he looked back at her and she slowly leaned in kissing him.
"Try to remember me Nigel please I'm begging you, just try to remember me if you do anything else in this world remember your girlfriend" Rachel said as Nigel kissed her again and walked up to his team.
"Well guys it's been a wild ride and I have to say if I was asked to lead any team I'm glad it was you four, and even if our memories are wiped I'm going to do my best to remember Rachel, Fanny, Hoagie, Kuki, Abby, and Wally" Nigel said not being able to hold back his tears.
"Numbah 1 times a tickin so let's do this now or I'll have Sonia restrain you, you had to know this was coming sooner or later" Harvey said as Rachel bawled her eyes out knowing that Nigel just might forget all about her.
"Rache I love you and I'll try to keep your memory most of all I promise, if there is any way to erase Numbah 362 and make you just Rachel Mckenzie to me I'll do it".
After Nigel yelled this Rachel ran at Harvey handing him a paper as he looked down and then back at her angrily.
"Nigel Uno this pains me to say but you and your team will not be decommissioned courtesy of the new Kids Next Door World Leader Fanny Abigail Fullbright" Harvey sighed as Nigel looked like he was about to cry and ran at Fanny hugging her as she looked down at him.
"Yea, yea, yea don't get all mushy on me Uno I know you love me but we have got to keep our composure, as for Harvey and his goons your being decommissioned courtesy of the new decommissioning officer Sonia Daniels AKA Numbah 83".
Sonia smiled pridefully at being called the new decommissioning officer as Fanny ruffled her hair and she giggled looking at her team.
"Sorry guys but I am a shoe in for a new agent, I'm a black belt in Thai Kwan Doe, I'm pretty, sweet, smart, cute, and probably stronger than Harvey if he ever messed with me which he didn't and he's smart not to" Sonia said ushering Harvey and her old team into the decommissioning chamber.
"All right Harvey since you're their leader your up first, now you have five minutes to say goodbye to your team and then get over here for decommissioning".
"Sonia you don't have to do this girl, we were on the same team, we shared soda's together, snacked, and we even got to go on missions together, and if it means anything I have a full blown crush on you" Harvey said as Sonia decided to act like him.
"Times a tickin Harvey and your five minutes just turned to three so hurry it up, I can see why Numbah 82 is so angry she has to deal with people like you all day".
"Come on Sonia I'm begging you don't do this, your falling into Numbah 1's hands and that's what Numbah 82 wants, she wants you to be Numbah 1's lapdog".
"Two minutes Harvey and make it quick you don't have all day you know, I can vouch for Tommy and Lee seeing their my friends but the rest of you are having your minds wiped" Sonia said as Harvey angrily looked in her direction.
"You'll be decommissioned next Sonia I'll see to it, and if you save Lee and Tommy what's to say I can't be saved?" Harvey asked as Fanny came in grinning.
"Ahhhhhh I love the smell of a decommissioning in the afternoon, after this Sonia why don't we go to the mess hall, I mean after all it is meatball sub day" Fanny said as Sonia looked at her watch.
"Would ya look at that five minutes go by quick and now it's time for you and the team to be decommissioned".
"Now Sonia also I think it's time you picked a new team, after all you can't be a decommissioning officer without four other members to help you on missions".
Fanny winked at Sonia smiling as Lee and Tommy did the same and she pulled them aside smiling at Harvey and the rest of the team.
"I need two more now who's this Mushi Sanban I've been hearing so much about Numbah 82, and how can I get in touch with her?" Sonia asked as Fanny pushed Harvey into the chair placing a 4X4 helmet on his head.
"She's Kuki's sister and I think Kuki can get her down here, so pick one more person while I show you how a decommissioning works" Fanny said as she flipped a switch and a light flooded Harvey's eyes as he got a stupefied look in his eyes.
"Where am I and who are you guys?, I'm so confused right now" Harvey mumbled as Fanny led him out of the treehouse and grabbed another agent handing him to Sonia.
"Your turn and show no mercy sweetie it's better that way , I mean they would show the same to you if they had the chance".
Sonia had an idea as she saw another 4X4 helmet and grabbed the last agent sticking it on their head as Fanny smiled nodding her head.
"Now your cooking with gas, two for one always was my favorite too, that's why I had them make me a second one" Fanny said as Sonia hooked both the agents to a machine and pulled the switch.
The agents squirmed as the machine started and a bright light hit them too as Fanny and Sonia giggled at their reaction.
"What- happened?, and- where- are- my- mommy- and- sissy?" one of the agents asked weak as Sonia led him outside.
"Go home and get some rest, everything will make more sense after a nap and a cookie and milk" Sonia said as the boy stumbled across the street to his house.
"Come on kid time for you to get some sleep and maybe your mommy and daddy will be expecting you who knows" Fanny said leading a little girl out of the treehouse as Sonia walked up to Lee and Tommy.
"Bad luck with those three huh?, anyways let's go get some subs before their all gone and we can talk about just how important my team is at this point".
Lee and Tommy didn't have to be told twice nipping at Sonia's heels as she giggled and grabbed both of their hands.
"I just may turn into another Numbah 82 with this job, I mean Harvey's here begging me to save him when the germophobe did nothing but bark orders at us, now I ask you who would want to be on his team with him leading?" Sonia asked sitting at a long table as Rachel, Nigel, Kuki, Hoagie, Abby, Fanny, Lee, and Tommy joined her.
"I'm so glad we didn't get decommissioned Nigey, I mean I couldn't live if I knew you were forgetting me" Rachel said as Nigel kissed her cheek and she kissed him back.
"Ewwwwwww it's not too late to decommission you guys, because your totally grossing me out" Tommy said as Sonia smiled ruffling his hair until his hat fell off.
"It's not too late for love Tommy, I mean you are thinner, cuter, and sweet in your own scientific sort of way".
"Yea but who would date me?, I mean come on I'm not very attractive to girl's even if I did lose 100 pounds" Tommy said as Sonia slinked up to him her body brushing into his as Lee giggled.
"Tommy and Sonia sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Tommy with a baby carriage" Lee sang as Tommy and Sonia both blushed at this.
"They look like us at their age and we started becoming agents Nigel, the only thing changed is that we didn't have meatball subs back in our day" Rachel said as Sonia giggled girlishly as Tommy wrapped his arm around her.
"You know us dating couldn't do any harm, I'm just grateful we weren't decommissioned with Harvey and his goons but that goes to show you never bring goons into the KND" Tommy said as Rachel was thrown a folder by Fanny.
"New agent Rache, apparently he's a detention extraordinaire and his mom's at the end of her rope so she came here, and Sonia's looking for one more to join her as the decommissioning team hint, hint" Fanny said winking at Sonia.
"I'll take him and that will complete my team and we can start weeding out the bad from the good agents in this treehouse" Sonia said as Tommy was starting to feel comfortable with his arm around Sonia's shoulders.
"Can you two ease off the love a little bit I mean I haven't eaten lunch or breakfast and I'm going to hurl if I see you two kiss" Lee said as Sonia giggled looking over at him.
"Well would you look who it is Lee it's Rosemary maybe she can help you feel better, I mean after all she does look really pretty today".
After Sonia said this a girl in dark red hair sat across from him giggling and smiling at him.
"Hi Lee I made you some soup if you don't mind that is, I mean you looked positively pale this morning and my mommy always said soup is the way to go if you want to feel better" Rosemary said pushing Lee a meatball sub and a bowl of chicken noodle soup.
"I don't want your soup but I will take the sandwich, why do you make me food all the time anyways?" Lee asked Rosemary as she giggled and batted her eyelashes at him.
"Lee and Rosemary sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Lee with a baby carriage" Tommy sang smiling as Lee poured the bowl of soup on his head.
"Don't be taking my songs Tommy, and Rosemary I believe you owe me an answer for the brownies, cakes, soup, quiche, Italian sub, and the rest of the food you sent me, even if the Italian Sub tasted really good".
"Well Lee this is hard for me to say but I love you, and not just in a friendly way either, it's more the I want to be your girlfriend way" Rosemary said as Lee blushed and she giggled at him.
"My mom always told me that the way to a guys heart is through his stomach, so I made you treats hoping you'd be in love with me soon enough".
"Thanks Rose and I do love you but it was hard for me to say that stuffed with cookies, cakes, among other things" Lee said as Sonia nudged Tommy her eyes pointing down the hall as Tommy followed her.
"With Lee in love with Rosemary that gives you and I time to be in love with each other, so let's go back to my room which is suddenly bigger thanks to my promotion and we can eat and talk in there" Sonia said as Tommy and her ran down the hall to her new room.
"Well get comfy I'll be out in two seconds, I have got to change out of these clothes because it's hotter than I thought it was going to be today".
Sonia disappeared behind a door as Tommy started eating his sandwich and we hear Nigel and Rachel giggling in the hallway by Sonia's room.
"Sonia girl are you in here?, we have a party for you and everything and it wouldn't be the same without the master of ceremonies there" Rachel said noticing Tommy on her bed and she smiled wider.
"She's getting changed because it was hotter than she thought it would be today, so when do we meet our new agent Numbah 362?" Tommy asked as Fanny led a dark haired boy with a Discman into Sonia's room.
"This is the part where you'll meet your leader if she ever shows, now join the boy on the bed and be good I'm warning you no funny business because I know all the tricks of the trade" Fanny said eyeing the boy as he plopped onto the bed with a hurt expression in his eyes.
"Apparently he tried setting the garage on fire and his mom decided that now is the time to send him here under Sonia's care, I personally think he needs counseling sessions with me but only if the Supreme Leader agrees".
"Are you kidding Fan?, you're the world leader that surpasses me so by no means counsel him if you want to" Rachel said as Sonia came out of the bathroom sporting a jean sparkly mini skirt with a Powerpuff Girls shirt that had Girl Power written in red on the bottom of it in glitter.
"Hey Rache and Fan so what can I do to help you guys another decommissioning perhaps?, or maybe you'd like me to set Lee up on a date with Rosemary" Sonia said as she noticed the new agent biting his nails and twirling his hair around his unbitten fingers.
"Welcome my names Sonia and this is Tommy, you'll meet Lee and Mushi as soon as they get here and I'm glad you could join us I'm sorry I didn't catch your name".
"His name's John and he hasn't talked for going on ten years, now he's older than the rest of you but that doesn't stop Sonia from being the leader of the team" Fanny said as John wrote thank you idiot girl on a piece of paper.
"This is off limits until you find your voice sonny boy, I will not be harassed and put down in the written form".
Fanny grabbed John's notebook and pen as he swiped at them and she held them out of his reach.
"If you want the book and pen you'll ask for it, until then their confiscated and who knows I may be able to find something in here about what your problem is".
John jumped and moaned as Fanny just held it out of his reach and waved it at him smirking.
"You'll see that what I say I always mean it, now when your ready to ask for the book using your words like a big boy I'll give you the notebook and pen back" Fanny said turning the pages and this is what was on the first page.
Dear whoever reads this
It's my fault that mommy and daddy are fighting they told me so, their getting this thing called a divorce which I don't know what that means but it has to be bad to make them fight. At first it was over the house, the money, the bank accounts, and the other things with money, then it turned into I'm getting the boy, no I'm getting the boy because I have the money to pay off the judge blah, blah, blah. Now my mommy treats me like dirt and my daddy's trying to get to know mw by sending me a birthday card with a present every year, Sometimes I wish I could just burn like my feelings do and then she'd learn not to take me for granted. Stupid woman doesn't even know my name I'm three things to her sweetie, hon, or hey you over there my name's John and she doesn't even care what it is. I see my friends with happy families and all's I get stuck with is Mrs. Hey You over there sweetie hon and it sucks worse than a vaccum. I feel that nobody could ever feel the same way I feel and that sucks even harder because I can't get help. I've grown a lot over the few years I've been alive and I've learned things I should know when I get older like what hurt, pain, depression, and anger means the real definition not the pretty definition they give everyone. My mommy seems to think I'm like a house pet feed me, give me water, give me a little attention and I'm yours for the taking yea right. My daddy treated me better but now the only thing I get from him is 50.00 every birthday, Christmas, Easter, and good report card day. I wish he knew what I was feeling could actually look inside my soul and wrestle with the blackness and evil residing there. Is there anybody out there that feels my pain and could get me through it, if there is I would sure love to meet them because right now I'm stuck in the middle of a rock and a really, really, really, really, really, really hard place and I'm not liking it too much anymore. Never mind my age or my name meet my personality instead, the quiet, shy, lonely, angry, sad, depressed, on edge little boy that is me John Ward
Age 5
Please help
John dove high this time as the things fell from Fanny's hands and she quickly gathered them up as John held a stout and stared up at her pleading with her.
"Come on kid you and I are like two peas in a pod, and now that I know your life I'll let you into mine" Fanny said as John shuffled off after her slowly and she stopped at an office.
"Don't mind the clutter this is a new office and I'm still trying to settle in so have a seat and let's rap, I mean as I said we have a lot of things in common".
Well that's it for now please R&R and I'll post Fanny's version sometime tonight or tomorrow Peace
Cindy'sboy93