Sleeping Beauty End

With the fairies

"Why didn't we fly before now?" Naruto asked.

"It would have been too noticeable." Sasuke explained while Itachi ignored them both.

"But we could turn really tiny." Naruto pointed out.

"It's because of the plot." Sasuke said annoyed.

"That keeps getting in the way." Naruto said shaking his head.

"Who left the door open?" Itachi questioned.

"It wasn't me." Sasuke replied as they became normal size in the cottage.

"Gasp!" They all dramatically gasped when they saw a bell on the ground.

"Dun dun dun!" the narrator sang.

"Wait, a bell?" Itachi asked confused since he had no memory of the prince, he has selective memory.

"It's the prince's." Naruto explained remembering the bells because they were shiny.

"Oh, so she has the prince. I should just go try to kiss the princess then..." Itachi stated.

"You already tried that." Sasuke pointed out.

"Five times." Naruto agreed.

"Fine, so Linda has the prince in the Forbidden insert name of something here."

"Wait you can't even remember the name of the place?" Sasuke questioned.

"I'll remember when we see it."

"We can't go there, it's forbidden!" Naruto whined.

"We can." Itachi stated making it law.

"Really?" Naruto asked with his eyes all big and hopeful.

"Yes, it's just a name Dobe." Sasuke told him.

"Okay we have arrived at the gate, drawbridge, place of the forbidden unimportant name of place. We are going to have to use our ninja skills to sneak around undetected." Itachi informed them.

"Wasn't it already established that we aren't ninja, just fairies?" Sasuke questioned.

"Well technically we are not, but I think even we can sneak into here. I mean there is only one guard and we have magic." Itachi answered.

"True."

"Why don't we just go in there and use our magic to defeat the one guard?" Naruto questioned.

"Pretending to be sneaky, even though in this story/movie we obviously aren't is more fun." Itachi answered.

"Where is that sneaking into somewhere music coming from?" generic minion gate guard pig thing asked himself out loud, "I guess it was nothing."

"I have an idea." Naruto said randomly.

"What?" Sasuke questioned.

"Let's turn ourselves small and fly up that chain there."

"That was actually a good idea, good job Naruto." Sasuke said.

"I am going to pretend that I only heard the last part of that sentence."

"Why didn't we just turn really small and fly around before?" Itachi questioned.

"I don't know, what do you think narrator?" Sasuke questioned.

"I am going with either because of the plot, or maybe so that Hitsu doesn't eat you."

"Okay, let's go peak in that window like perverts." Itachi suggested flying over to a conveniently located window.

"Oh look they are having a fire party like the one from the beginning of this story!" Naruto exclaimed because I typed an exclamation point.

"Hey how come they get to dance around magical green fire?" Sasuke questioned.

"I want magical green fire." Naruto whined.

"Why don't you both go down there and find out." Itachi suggested grinning evilly at them.

Meanwhile Linda was petting Hitsu. "Good Hitsu. Such a pity Kenpachi can't be here to witness this party. I know! I'll go torment him in the dungeon. That spells out a good time for everyone. Now I am going to regally walk out of here." Linda said as she walked slowly out of the room.

Skip to the dungeon

"Man why are there all those steps in this stupid castle." Linda wondered as she walked into the prince's cell.

"..." Hitsu looked at her.

"I know, it's because it's big don't give me that are you stupid look. What's wrong Kenpachi?"

"I can't fight while being attached to a wall." Kenpachi answered.

"Well you can kick people."

"You're right."

"See, he sees my genious."

"..." Hisu gave her a disbelieving look.

"Anyway, back to the taunting. Behold! the princess is actually that girl you wanted to kidnap but you will never see her again, because I said so."

"NOES!" Kenpachi yelled dramatically as the camera zoomed out in a dramatic fashion.

"Come Hitsu let us leave, before the camera does something else out of script. For the first time in 16 yrs I shall sleep well...man I'm tired. Now I am just going to walk to my room which is some random tower whose walkway isn't even in the castle but for some odd reason outside."

"There's no time to explain." Itachi said using his wand to let the prince escape.

"What is there to explain. You three are fairies and are here to set me free. I see no need for explanation." Kenpachi responded.

"Well I hate you." Itachi said simply.

"Don't worry he's just jealous." Naruto responded trying to make the prince feel better about being hated.

"No I think his jealousy has turned into hate." Sasuke offered unhelpfully.

"Why do our wands suddenly sound like bug zappers?" Naruto asked.

"How should I know, Dobe?" Sasuke questioned.

"Teme." Naruto pouted.

"So your love will be tested, a lot, and um we won't help you." Sasuke said.

"Because we hate you." Itachi cut in.

"But we can give you something to help you." Naruto said helpfully.

"But we are not going to go with you and use our magic to help you or anything helpful like that, because we hate you." Itachi cut in.

"Would you shut up and give him the stupid sword and shield already." Sasuke remarked angrily.

"Fine you can have the shield of virtue." Itachi grumbled as he flicked his wand, "And the sword of truth."

"Man I love that book series, until the last couple of books." the narrator cut in uselessly.

"Shut up you." Sasuke ordered.

"Meanie." the narrator responded.

"I have a sword!" Kenpachi said with a happy grin.

"Let's just go." Itachi said as they all walked out of the room. They immediately almost ran into Hitsu.

"Oh no, a crow is going to stop us whatever shall we do." Sasuke said sarcastically.

"Hey, um guys, why didn't we stop Hitsu from leaving to tell the queen we are escaping? Couldn't you have used your magic on him or something?" Kenpachi questioned as they ran the other direction.

"We could but the plot says no." Itachi answered.

"Oh no generic minions! Run away!" Naruto shouted and they all ran on reflex.

"Why am I running I have a sword and you all have magic?" Kenpachi said before he started attacking the minions.

"We can't waste time here fighting these minions, out the window!" Itachi said pushing the prince out. Luckily for the prince there was a ledge and then a pile of dirt where Itachi pushed him off the ledge. At the bottom of the dirt pile was Kakashi conveniently located.

"Holy crap! Rocks!" Kakashi said.

"Holy crap you can talk! And rocks! Big boulder-y rocks!" Kenpachi shouted out.

"Rocks change to bubbles." Itachi ordered. "Not only do bubbles not hurt as much as rocks but this should also distract the queen for a bit."

With the queen

"OMG! Bubbles! Chase them, shiny object! Sparkles!" Linda said.

Back with them

"They are going to shoot us with arrows!" Naruto yelled shocked.

"Why didn't they do that before?" Kenpachi questioned.

"Shut up and let me fix this, even though I said I wasn't going to help." Itachi said.

"I already turned them into blue flowers because you took too long." Sasuke informed them as they both look to discover a bunch of blue flowers floating around.

"Oh crap, either that is hot oil or really dirty water!" Kenpachi said noticing the next thing the minions were trying out.

"Hot oil to-- Itachi began to say but was cut off by Naruto.

"A rainbow!" Naruto said.

"Yeah, that wasn't strange." Sasuke muttered as Naruto just smiled at them all.

"You know that Hitsu crow bird thing was checking out your hair, since it looks like a duck's butt and all." Naruto said snickering.

"I'll get it and turn it to stone!" Sasuke said feeling violated by the crow's attention to his hair.

"Did it really?" Itachi asked.

"No, I just wanted to scar Sasuke mentally." Naruto responded.

"Nice." Kenpachi agreed.

With the Queen

"Who left these pretty flowers for me? How nice of them. A rainbow! I love rainbows! Best day ever! Maybe I can follow it and find the elf at the end." Linda said excited as she followed the trail left by the fairies.

"Um Linda?"

"Yes Candice?"

"You do realize that it is not an Elf but a leprechaun at the end of a rainbow."

"Crap, did I say elf?"

"Yes."

"I meant leprechaun."

"Sure you did."

"Curses you for stealing my half of the brain, again."

"Let's just get on with the story."

"Wait, is that my Hitsu? Turned to stone? Oh noes good day suddenly bad." Linda said seeing Hitsu. "Who."

"Sasuke did it."

"They will pay. Lightning Attack! Since that missed again! Man my aim sucks." Linda said. "Fine I'll just put some thorns in front of you all."

"Fog of doom!" the narrator said because it was fun.

"Wait how is the lightning turning into thorns?" Kenpachi questioned.

"Magic evil powers."Itachi answered.

"Evil laugh Mwahahaha, or is it Bwahahaha, evil laugh." Linda said.

"Thank goodness swords can cut through thorns." Kenpachi remarked as he effortlessly cut through the thorns.

"No, Denied!" Linda said before magically traveling so that she was in front of the prince and the fairies, "By all the powers of hell, hell I say! Turn me into a purple dragon! Not a purple barney dino thing a cool looking dragon. Dragon I say, also purple remember the purple."

Stuff happened, Kenpachi stabbed Linda with his sword. Linda in her fat Dragon-ness broke the cliff and then died. Oh wait I forgot this is bleach no one dies. Hmm so what did happen.

"Well I fell down the hole and now I am reformed. All I want is another rainbow."

"Rainbows!" Naruto exclaimed.

And so the prince traveled up to the princess's tower, where every princess's room is, and kissed her breaking the spell. The castle slowly woke up.

"What happened?" Some people asked.

"I seemed to have fallen asleep." smarter people concluded.

"Shikamaru stop pretending to still be asleep." Sakura scolded Shika.

"Troublesome." Shikamaru said waking up.

So the king and queen finally met their daughter after so many years and the party could commence. The three fairies watched the proceedings from a balcony since they wanted to be anti-social.

"Wait, her dress is blue?" Itachi questioned confused.

"What are you blind? It's been blue since she got her cloak."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"Well I want it pink." Itachi said then turned the dress pink before he stole Sasuke's and Naruto's wands. "Now it is pink."

What could have been part of the first chapter: There was this strange version that Linda and I had watched to get ideas and this is some of the material we would have gotten from it.

Then enters the evil fairy who everyone thought was dead...

"I am obviously not dead." Evil fairy said in a man's voice. (seriously it was a man's voice)

So Cinderella or Alladin for the next one. If it helps in Cinderella the prince is Byakuya and in Alladin it is Gin. If no one else chooses I'll let Linda choose...