Title: Macadamia Nut Owns All

Author: Tuesday.Night.Hardcore.Queen

Summary: Edge announces his cookie decision to Jericho. But Jericho always seem to win when it comes to baked goods. Or anything.

A/N: To Super T. Thanks Tee for inspiring me. :D It's the last cookie story, I promise. Haha. Sorriesss.

"So, I figured it out and you know how you called Jeff a sugar cookie because he's too nice?" Edge asked Jericho. The two of them were sitting in catering.

"Yeah." Jericho replied, trying to follow where his friend was going. "What about it?"

"Well, after I named Matt a SmexInMyMouth Cookie, I decided I know what cookie I wanna be." Edge said.

"Okay... which one?"

"An oatmeal raisin cookie!" Edge said, proudly.

Jericho gave the other Canadian a weird look. "Uh...why?"

"Because they're delicious and so am I." Edge snickered.

"Well, I got one to top yours."

"What's that?"

"I'm a macadamia nut cookie." Jeff grinned.

"What's so special about those?" Edge scrunched up his nose. He liked his cookie better.

"Dude, are you retarded?" Jericho questioned him. "First off, Macadamia Nut cookies are soft and chewy. And they have white chocolate in them. Girls flip over white chocolate, if you get me."

"Ah ha..." Edge understood. "So you like being soft?"

"Oh, I'm always hard. I'm Chris Jericho." the other male said. "But, sometimes girls like me chewy. Haha."

Edge gave him a weird look...he might have been his friend, but damn was he weird.

"I win, you fail. Macadamia owns."