You, Me, and TD3

Summary: She never made it to any of them. She knows one was canceled. One never started. Now, she'll have her own. And she's determined to not let it fail. Run while you still can. Sign up if you want.

I DO NOT OWN TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS THAT MAY BE PORTRAYED INT THIS FIC, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF KAITLYN. ALSO, PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY CHARACTER. THANK YOU.

Kaitlyn, or Kay, as she was known, sat at her desk desolately. After submitting her character for several "TDI My Way" things, in three different personalities and two different genders, she had once again failed to "make it in".

"Dammit," she thought. "is there something wrong with me? My character? My writing?"

Kay groaned in frustration. She knew it wasn't the fault of those authors. A few were likely deleted for infringement upon the Rules of Fanfiction. Others just simply thought her character simply wasn't right for the job. Still, something felt wrong. She craved the romance, the humor, and, of course, the drama. Twilrling a long brown lock around her well-manicured index finger, she immersed herself in thought.

PING!!

Kay was startled out of her trance. She had recieved and e-mail. She idly opened up her Gmail tab and clicked on it, eyes rising up in excitement with every word she read. As she ran off to tell everyone she knew the great news, she left the e-mail open for all to see.

Dear Miss Kaitlyn Sanders, the letter read. We apologise to you for being rejected by so many versions of our wonderful show, Total Drama Island. As a result, we would like to reward your persistenence by allowing you to co-host the new season with Chis McClean, our current host. The food and lodging is equal, if not better, than the cast standard. Please create a form for new characters ahead of time. Please e-mail us back with the nessecary information. Thank you. Signed, the producers of Total Drama Island.

Hours later, upon breaking the news to everyone she knew, Kay wrote back with a response-

To the producers of Total Drama Island:

I accept your offer as co-host of Total Drama Island. I suggest that anybody who wishes to join this season fill out the following form.

Name:

Age as of May 30, 2008 (between 15 and 17):

Gender:

Physique (fat, thin, tall, short, muscular, well-endowed, etc.):

Hair (style, color, etc.):

Eyes (color, glasses, etc.):

Skin (callouses, scars, color, ect.):

Clothing/jewelry/piercings/etc.:

Personality:

Stereotype (if any):

Fears:

Pairing (yes/no):

With what kind of person (as likely to be followed as not):

Likes (if any):

Dislikes (if any):

Talent (if any):

Background/history/random things:

Medical Conditions (if any):

Other:

Any person who wishes to sign up will copy and paste this into a review. Thank you, Kay.

She clicked the send button. Minutes later, she heard another ping.

Dear Miss Kay, the e-mail read, That is wonderful. We will pick you up from your home on June 24, one week from now. Please have all of your necessary belongings packed at the time of arrival. Sincerely, the producers of Total Drama Island.

Kay sighed happily. She hoped her reviewers would submit their characters in. Like, right now.

So, just copy and paste the above thing into a review! I am likely to choose anywhere between 16 and 24 characters to be on this. I am also very sorry to anybody whose character does not get chosen, I am simply choosing the ones I think will fit this story the best. This will not be updated until at least ten days from now. Please have all characters in by midnight on Halloween. Thank you,

-Anonymously Kay