Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue.

Yoru: This is just a piece of silliness that popped into my head the other day.

Kuronue: Sing it to yourself. It's funnier and makes more sense that way.

Yoru: So here we go! A fanfiction to the tune of Skater Boi, by Avril Lavigne!

Demy was gay

And Zexy was bi

Can I make that any more obvious?

Dem was a punk

And Zex was a nerd

Knew Freud word-for-word

Dem wanted Zex

But he'd never tell

And secretly Zex wanted Dem as well

But Zex had his books

And Dem was a dunce

They went through high school without snogging once

Demy was Sitar Boi

And Zex was the Nerdy Boi

The labels said they just couldn't be

Zex always hid his face

And Dem's head was up in space

Will they get together? Let us see…

Five years from now

Zex sits at home

Reading his book, completely alone

He turns on TV

You know who he sees

Sitar Boi rockin' on MTV

He gets an address

Grabs his car keys

Breaks the speed limits on all the streets

He pulls up outside

Rehearsal's that day

He kisses Demyx right on that stage

Demy was Sitar Boi

And Zexy was Nerdy Boi

The labels said they just couldn't be

Now they're a happy pair

That makes people stop and stare

They're perfect, you labelers, can't you see?

Way too close to missing out

But at least they're together now

I don't know where to begin

The part that leads up to "The End"

I could leave you all hanging

But you know I'm not that mean

Though it seems so strange to say

That Zex made the first move that day shock

Demy's still gay

And Zexy's still bi

Can I make that any more obvious?

Zex still hides his face

But Dem doesn't mind

Long as he sees what's behind (the hair, you pervs)

Zex is with Sitar Boi

And Demy's with Nerdy Boi

They're having an absolute ball

They'll be in the studio

Doing things with microphones

That never should be done at all

Zex is with Sitar Boi

And Demy's with Nerdy Boi

Write a review and then hit "send"

Do tell me what you think

Of this silly little thing

Because my dears this is "The End"...