"The world is in complete utter chaos. Since September 12th, the band, Metallica has sold over 1,000,000 copies of it's newest album, Death Magnetic, making it the number one album around the world..."

"...Metallica is the first band to release five number one albums in the world, even the newest famed band, Dethklok, has not done this..."

"Internet rumors say that there is a possibility of a tour featuring the two bands..."

The television poured out the news to the five member of Dethklok in their living room. Nathan Explosion, looked at the television with wide-eyes as if he could hardly believe what he was hearing.

"What the fuck? Us touring with Metallica? Who came up with that shit?" he asked rather fast.

Pickles, their drummer looked over to Nathan. "Dude, I know, who the fuck said this? I haven't enjoyed Metallica at all ever since their Black Album. Who the fuck expects us to tour with a band who's lead singer can't even sing in the right key?"

"Oh come ons!" Toki Wartooth replied. Toki was the rhythm guitarist of Dethklok, and the youngest. "Have you heard their new album? It makes me jealous!"

Skwisgaar scoffed at the guitarist, like he always did. "Tokis, Metallica is now a dildos bands. Maybes yous jealous of James guitar playings of the crappy albums?" Skwisgaar was the lead guitarist, and was known to be terrible at his english, and always insulted Toki.

"Who expects me to play bass guitar with this crappy band? I wanna shoot them in the face with my shot-gun...and eat his heart...yeah...that'd show him." William Murderface, the bass player said.

"I know!" Nathan said in agreement. It was then that Charles Ofdensen, their manager walked in.

"Hello everyone. I hope you're all feeling good today..."

"Charles," Pickles began, "What's this plan about us touring with Metallica? Who the fuck said anything about this? We would rather tour with...with...uhhhhhhhh...Pantera than these dicks!"

Charles eyed Pickles rather weirdly. "Ummm...first of all, Pantera is no longer a band, as their lead guitarist was murdered-"

"Oh that's brutal! Wasn't that dudes name Eric Clapton or something like that?" Nathan asked.

Ofdensen was starting to lose it but as usual, kept his cool. "Clapton was a blues guitarist! Pantera's guitarist was Dimebag Darrell...nevermind. Secondly, you all signed this contract to tour with Metallica." Charles held up a contract with the signatures of all five members. "And yes Pickle, you were drunk, and I was held at gun point, so don't even think about ranting about how I don't talk you out of crappy jobs."

Pickles said nothing but held his mouth open in shock as if he couldn't believe what he was hearing.

"And this was what I came down to tell you all. We agreed to meet Metallica at the airport today. Their flight arrives in about one hour. I believe we should head over to the airport right now."

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