May 3, xxxx

Sasuke sighed. This was no good. Why would he want more attention then what he was getting? His eyes swept over his room then back down to his bandaged arm. Why in the hell did Kiba tell Naruto he got shot int the first place? His ears perked up to the sounds of several crashing pieces of... china? Probably the expensive type too. He should tell Tsunade to fire whoever was coming in...

"WAH!" The door opened and the little blond stumbled in, his face flushed while he balanced a tray with steaming food and a large bottle of... who knows what. "Ah, Sasuke, are you alright?"

"I'm the one that should be asking that." Sasuke eyed the blond carefully. "You should be out and having fun." He moved to edge of his bed. Damn, he hated being comforted all the time. "I'm not dying you know."

"But you got shot." the younger boy protested. "That's the same thing." He hurriedly ran to Sasuke's sighed and placed the tray on the bedside table. His eyes took in the bandaged arm. "So how are you doing?"

Sasuke also hated it when his dobe was worried. Especially when those blue eyes looked so innocent and sincerely worried. "Look you, I'm fine Dammit." His eyes scanned the tray with distaste. "What the hell is that?"

Naruto looked like a hurt puppy for a second. "It's um, your lunch. I made it."

Sasuke blinked. Damn. Why did he have to act so snappy? Well, who wouldn't be when you were in excruciating pain? "Ah." Sasuke used his good hand to ruffle the blond strands, one finger capturing, twisting a strand. "Thanks. What is it?" The boy didn't respond, his eyes fogging over with just a touch.

Naruto blushed and settled himself on the ground in between Sasuke's legs. Did anyone in the known world ever tell him that was a bad idea? "It's just some rice soup and some honey and milk." He closed his blue eyes as Sasuke continued to stroke his hair and face. "Mhm. Did you take your medicine." He was going insane as Sasuke leaned forward and went cheek to cheek. He started to hum a tune he didn't recognize, but it was soothing.

"No, but I don't need it."he whispered into his ear.

"Huh?" Naruto extracted himself and looked up at the face he loved the most. "Jeez, Sasuke, you need to take it. You're arm must hurt like hell."

Much to Sasuke's annoyance (and to his pants) Naruto got up and headed toward the bathroom where the aspirin was supposed to be. Sasuke snickered as he could hear Naruto search around the suite bathroom for those damn red pills. He heard each cabinet door slamming harder and harder in exasperation. "Sasuke." Naruto poked his head around the door, a knowing frown on his face.

"Hm?" Sasuke tried not to smile and failed.

"Did you flush your pills down the toilet?"

"I'm hungry." Sasuke said simply, ignoring the question completely. "Help me eat." He turned to his food eyeing it carefully. His stomach was running on empty; it rumbled for emphasis.

"I thought you were left handed?" Naruto forgot about the medicine and headed back to the bed. Sasuke leaned back on the headboard. Perhaps being shot in the arm by your father wasn't all that bad after all. Naruto unwrapped the spoon and scooped a small mound or rice. It had to be his imagination, but Naruto could have sworn Sasuke purred as he settled himself above the raven, his spoon awaiting before the others' lips. "Come on now."

Naruto yelped as Sasuke's free hand massaged his hips. Sasuke opened his mouth and took the spoon out of the blond's grasp. Sasuke clenched it in between his perfect teeth and a cocky smile appeared on his features. "Yummy."

"Do you mean me... or the soup?" Naruto blinked. Did that really come out of his mouth?

Sasuke moved his bandaged hand,gritting his teeth on the silverware and massaged the other side. It hurt like hell since he was too proud to take meds, but it was well worth the pain as the small whimper escaped from the blond's lips. Naruto arched his back and shivered in delight. He took the spoon out of his mouth and panted as Sasuke's fingers slowly moved upwards. "I mean you, naturally. Keep going, I'm still hungry."

"Yes, Master." Naruto giggled.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Master? Hn. I like the sound of tha-"

"Yo. Lovebirds." Sasuke closed his eyes. Who was the one that invited dog boy over? Oh. Right. Damn. "Hey what are you- Dammit, SASUKE YOU'RE ON BOTTOM!"

Sasuke felt Naruto squirm and heat up from embarrassment. Oh hell no, there was no way he was letting him go now. Wait. Did Kiba just- "Moron. I am not on bot-"

"Damn, Sasuke. I bet 50 bucks on you and now I owe Gaara and Shikamaru a free shift." Kiba walked into the living space despite Sasuke's warning growl. He looked half-stricken in his designer clothes. A distressed model in an overbearing act of self pity.

"I could have sworn you-"

"Kiba I'm not-"

"-would be on top. I mean look at you! Aggressive, obsessive-"

"KIBA, WOULD YOU JUST-"

"-compulsive, dangerous, and-"

"I'M THE FUCKER NOT THE FUCKEE!" Sasuke finally shouted. Kiba finally shut up, his eyes wide. Then a wolfish grin spread across his face. Sasuke blinked consecutively as the realization slowly washed over him. His eyes sought out Naruto's, shocked to see a bruised feelings seeping out of those blue eyes.

"You know what, feed yourself." Naruto jumped off the bed (and Sasuke) and ran past Kiba. "I know I'm on bottom." He turned around. Sasuke was alarmed at the watery eyes. "BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN MY FACE!"

"No wai-" Sasuke reached out and lost his balance. You'd think a whole lifetime of martial arts would help his balance, but of course not. What idiot would actually think that? He tumbled out of the bed, his head banging against the corner of the bedside table. He groaned and felt the carpet beneath his fingertips. He landed on his injured arm damn it. He gave an eloquent, "Nnngn.." and stayed where he was. On floor. Wallowing in self pity.

"Wooo, well that was actually rather entertaining." Kiba whistled.

"Go get neutered you damn dog." Sauske opened an eye and glared halfheartedly at the chestnut hair annoyance. "You should have shut up when you first entered the room."

"Haha. Your threats won't do anything to any faze me, smart ass. The doc said you shouldn't be able to move your arm without a lot of pain. Therefore, you have no beef to back it up." He knelt down next to Sasuke on the floor. Did no one tell these people not to get close to an Uchiha when they are pissed? "Looks like your uke ran off. Soooo you're fault."

"Damn dog." A hand snaked out and grabbed Kiba's throat, the choker clinking underneath his long fingertips. "I still have one arm,bastard." Sasuke stumbled as he got up but didn't let go of his captive.

"H-Hold on." Kiba groaned. "W-wait a second S-sasuke... you're taking-this-too-far." Kiba tried to back away, but Sasuke didn't let go. Figures. "I'm so-"

"You honestly think 'sorry' is going to get you anywhere?" Sasuke spoke barely over a whisper between his lips. "Especially after what you did?"

"Maybe-I-took-it-too-far." Kiba said haltingly.

"Maybe?" Sasuke seethed. He finally let go and snickered as Kiba felt to the ground on his knees. Coughing. "Che."

Kiba felt like he was acting hacking freaking hairball. "Man, remind me never to get on your bad side."

"There is no reminding,Kiba. You should just know that by now, by experience."

"I know by experience." Sasuke closed his eyes. Was there no end to these intrusions? Sakura came, actually sauntered into the room. She held a bouquet of flowers but by the looks of things, there was no need to feel sorry for the raven. "My, Sasuke, what did you do, try to kill the poor guy?"

"Don't give me any ideas." Sasuke snapped. He might as well take the pills now, since migraine was added to his list of pain. "What the hell are you doing here anyways."

Sakura pat her stomach affectionately. "Jr. and I wanted to say hi." Great, now she was calling the thing inside her stomach junior. Sasuke smirked. Well she won't be too fond of that child once "junior" wanted to come right out her-

"Does my lying here.. i don't know, bother anyone." Kiba called from below. Sasuke placed kicked the brunette without too much strength, but enough to send Kiba sprawling to the other side of the room. Kiba whined as he hit the wall. "The hell, Sasuke. Don't you teach your kid to act like that."

"What? Boys can get pregnant?" Sakura looked genuinely confused. She giggled and goggled at Sasuke and with good measure. "Goodness ,Sasuke, you and Naruto finally sealed the deal?"

Kiba rubbed the back of his neck as he sat up staring incredulously at the pink haired woman. "Well, of course not, but aren't you... popping out Sasuke's kid?"

"Well, that was nicely put." Sasuke frowned, even though he wanted to chuckle at the scene. Sure, he didn't like Sakura at all, but the boy didn't need to be so crude about it. Any girl would have slapped the boy senseless by now. Not that Sasuke actually cared, but saying that a woman... "popped' out a kid was rather underhanded. He shivered at the thought. Good thing he was a guy....

He glanced at Sakura's piercing stare. "I'm not bearing Sasuke's kid. I'm bearing Kakashi's, or so how you put it, "popping" his son out." She put her hands around the plump roundness of her stomach. "We are calling our baby Sasuke, though. The original one has done quite alot for us over the years."

Sasuke wasn't going to modest. "Damn straight. Naming a baby after me though? Couldn't you have done something more creative? Like take over the world then handing the throne to me?"

"Snap, the world would end right then and there." Kiba quipped. Sasuke's fingers twitched, ready to kill the kid right then and there just for sheer cheek. "Hold on, so you don't have Sasuke's kid?"

"She just said no,moron."

"Indeed." Sakura held the roses in her arms tighter. "Goodness, that's why Sasuke's father shot him for crying out loud."

"WHAT?!" Kiba shook his head side to side. "Your Dad shot you?"

"With a pistol." Damn, even shrugging hurt like hell. "No problem, just a pistol, at least he didn't have an AK 47 automatic or something..."

"Wait a second, so why'd he shoot you?"

"Well someone" Sasuke glared his famous glare at Sakura meaningfully. "failed to mention that her spouse, excuse me, secretive lover, was going to break the news to my father that he was having an affair with my "fiance". Sasuke used the term loosely with sarcasm laced around the word. "He was already pissed as it was and when I walked in to the meeting room. Unaware of the fact, I brought up my ah, plan of action if you will, he was already past breaking point. Out of anger or simply malice, he grabbed a gun and shot me."

Kiba stared. "Wow. What'd you do rob a bank?"

"His father would be pleased if he robbed a bank." mumbled Sakura. "And what is this plan of action of yours?"

"Yeah, what exactly did you do to make your dad bloody shoot you?"

Sasuke stood silently for a full ten seconds before cracking mischievous smile. Both Sakura and Kiba took the hint. "You're not going to tell us, are you?"

"My,my you two are becoming more and more preceptive now. What a breakthrough." Sasuke straightened his sleeveless black tee and faced the window illuminating the skyline that hinted at the orange setting sun. "But I will tell you this. Naruto is going back to college, and I don't plan on letting him get away."

Kiba groaned. "Man, and I actually thought this was ending soon. This is like stupid anime that's going to a second season."

Sasuke chuckled and turned around to face them. His arms spread out wide. "Nice allusion, but you are correct. This is only the beginning."

THE END

Me: Finally over, thank you god.

Sasu & Naru: 0.o

Kiba: What the hell Mako, you can't just, I mean you can't-

Me: Shush up, Kiba. Did you not hear what you said at the end. Like an anime going into a second season?

Kiba:... uh, huh?

Sasu: Wow, he's stupider in your mind as he is in the fic. She means there's going to be a sequel, moron.

Kiba: Ohh.. riiight. but why are we going to a second season? er... sequel?

Me & Sasuke: .....

Me: Maybe he is stupid than I gave him credit for. To be perfectly honest, I'm letting this thing get a rest. I'm running out of ideas and I don't want to start something then don't touch it for like a year or something.

Sasu: ~cough~

Me: Oh don't even Sasuke...

Sasu: ... I wasn't going to....

Me: Che. ^^ Anyways, I'm going to update this one with a "chappie" which will give the name of the sequel of this one. XD so no one who followed this story will not never know what happens to Sasuke and Naruto. I don't believe it'll be long before I write the sequel, I just need to commit myself to the other fics till the end of summer. I know one thing for certain. Never take on 4 stories at the same time or else you're ideas get all warped into one. :P

That, and you realize Sasuke is a big pain in the ass when he wants something written different or when he's just PMSing.

Sasu: .

Me: Alrightie people thanx for sticking with me till the end :D this was a long one, but don't worry it hasn't ended, not yet. :3 Thanx again, for all the support!!