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Title: Blame Him, Not Me
Author: i.Datt
Rating: T
Summary: Team 7 is summoned to the interrogation room. Slightly crack

Just a pointless dialouge-filled oneshot. Enjoy the nonsense!

"Naruto, what did you do?"

"What? I didn't do anything!"

"Yeah right, dobe."

"Shut it, Sasuke-teme."

"Okay, if you didn't do anything, why have we been called to the interrogation room?"

"...Did you do anything, Sakura-chan?"

"No."

"Hn."

"Shut up, Sasuke-kun. I didn't do anything."

"Besides destroying half the forest yesterday?"

"Hey, no one was there!"

"Sakura-chan, I was."

"...That doesn't matter right now."

"Then what does?"

"Us getting there before they send ANBU after us, dobe."

"But I didn't do anything!"

"Shut up, dobe."

"Looks like teme didn't have his tomato this morning, Sakura-ch--OW!"

"Stop instigating Sasuke-kun, Naruto."

"But Sakura-cha--"

"I SAID STOP."

"...Eep."

"Good boy."

"Hn."

"Sasuke-kun, don't test me."

"I wasn't about to."

"Good."

"...Hey, Sakura-cha--"

"I thought I told you not to talk, Naruto."

"Uhm, yeah, but I have a question!"

"What?"

"Is spray-painting Neji's house considered vadalism?"

"Naruto?"

"Yes, Sakura-chan?"

"You're joking, right?"

"No, why?"

"Dobe, you're going to die a very painful death."

"...Uh-oh."

"NAARRUUTTOOO!"

"Sakura."

"I'M GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR--what, Sasuke-kun?"

"Let him go. That can wait."

"Oh...okay."

"Thanks, teme."

"Shut up, dobe. She'll get you later."

"...Yay."

"Yes, isn't it great?"

"Sakura."

"What?"

"Stop smiling at me like that."

"Whatever, Sasuke-kun."

"Why would Tsunade call all three of us up to the interrogation cell if the dobe did something?"

"...I don't know, unless--"

"--Kakashi."

"Ooh, he did NOT blame us on his screw-up on that guard mission!"

"How much do you wanna bet, Sakura-chan?"

"He's going to be as dead as you're going to be."

"But they aren't summoning us for that, Sakura-chan!"

"Stil--OOF!"

"Sakura, focus on walking."

"Thanks, Sasuke-kun."

"Hn."

"Yo, guys, did the Hokage summon you?"

"KAKASHI-SENSEI!!"

"Now now, no need to shout."

"I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!"

"Hentai, you're as good as dead."

"KAKASHI-SENSEI!"

"BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"

"Yeah right! You told shishou that we were responsible for your screw up on the last mission!"

"UHM...NO I DIDN'T?"

"YOU LIAR, KAKASHI-SENSEI!"

"HYAAAH!"

"RASENGAN!"

"...CHIDORI!"

"MEEP!"

Review, or Team 7 will ambush you in the middle of the night and take your muffins.

Love,
i.Datt