"Oh carp!" cried Gandalf. "I slurped on Sigmund Freud and quelled an urge to knit!"

"Where has Gan Fall gone to?" asked Sam.

"Look there!" said Frodo. "He's going down a Smellonator™! Hi, Gandalf!"

"I'm failing, you idiots!" screamed Gandalf.

"Talk about a Freudian slip!" said Aragorn, while munching on Frodo's leg.