The Axel Chronicles of Doom (…and Destruction…)
Story 1: Yaoi Anyone?
Part One
Author's Note: OMG…I have the frickin' English Dub theme song of ONE PEICE stuck in my head!! Lord in Heaven HELP ME!!
Axel had been innocently drinking milk from a glass in his room when the horror had happened. Roxas had entered the room and had his finger up in the air as if about to ask a question. Axel averted his gaze from the milk to Roxas and raised his eyebrows.
"Axel, I have a question," began Roxas.
"Mmmmmm?"
"What's Yaoi?"
Axel spewed milk all down the front of himself and looked in horror up at Roxas. "Y-yaoi?" he stuttered, verifying that he had heard right.
"Yes…and what's AkuRoku?"
"OH GOOD LORD MAN! WHAT FOUL WEBSITE HAVE YOU BEEN ON?" demanded Axel with a disgusted expression on his face.
"Well, you see, I'm fairly popular on a video site called YouTube, and apparently I'm a girl. So, anyway this person asked me to do an AkuRoku Yaoi video for her and I told her yes. The thing is, I wasn't really sure who either of those characters were so I thought I'd ask you!"
"OK, first thing's first…this girl is a sick, SICK person. Second thing…YOU ACCEPTED THE VIDEO REQUEST WITHOUT CONSOLING WITH ME FIRST??"
"Well…um…,"
"You stupid, stupid boy.
Anyway, I guess I'd better tell you. OK, let's start from the beginning. It all started when some crazy girls somewhere in Japan started obsessing over bishounen, and they started realizing that usually bishounen were friends with other bishounen…and they started to wonder…what if these bishounen are really GAY for each other…and THINGS started to churn in their twisted mind, my friend….THINGS!! Soon, they started drawing pictures of the poor bishounen that they thought were gay having sex and kissing ect. And called it…YAOI! Kinda like the Creation, but much less complicated and much more 3vil."
This explanation left Roxas in a disgusted stupor. "So…so…AkuRoku is me and…you…as in…YAOI?? And I have to take pictures of us KISSING??"
"Waitaminute….you said PICTURES?? You have to take live pictures? What 3vil is this?"
"Well you see…I got so famous because I have such high-quality footage of things that happen among the Organization…that's mainly because I AM in the Organization…and…stuff…," Roxas looked away guiltily.
"So YOU were the one who posted my baby pictures online??"
"Uh...huh…,"
"You know what? Get out of my room. Go talk to Larxene…she's a girl otaku…maybe SHE likes Yaoi."
"But she's--,"
"Out."
"She's--,"
"I'm sorry. I have to ponder your stupidity while throwing up my last three meals into the toilet."
"F-fine."
To Be Continued
Author's Note: I hope you enjoyed the first segment of the first story of my new series: The Axel Chronicles. I've always wanted to do a Yaoi spoof