Edit: No, I'm not trying to convince you to read on... Okay, maybe I am, but this chapter (and the 2 or 3 after) were written a LONG time ago. My writing style has changed, and if it's the hyper-ness and bad writing that's turning you off, maybe try to read on because it get's a lot better, I swear, and as I writer, I've grown up since this.

FE Frog: Wow! I got another story up! YAAAAAAAAAAY! This one, though, isn;t about Mia continuously harassing Shinon, although there may be some of that anyway. But, this time. it's me going into the game! YAAAAAAAAAY! We all know how bad we all felt for Shinon, what about everyone else? This isn't based on some OC. No, far from it.

This is based on me. Duh, duh, duh, duuuuuuuuuh...

Disclaimer: I do not own it and... What the hell. If I did, Shinon and ia would have had a kid even of they didn't get an A level. And Makalov wouldn't exist. Too ugly.

9:00. Time for bed! For God's sake, I was (almost) 14! Why were my parents evil enough to make me go to bed at this time every night?

"Meia!" My mom shouted down the stairs.

"Coming!" I shouted back up. I will come, after I save.

The funky music played, and the big, blue lettering appeared. Player Phase. Yes, this was…. FIRE EMBELEM PATH'O RADIANCE! Played the Radiant Dawn. It was much better, but I felt like playing this game.

I quickly saved and turned the Wii off. I jumped up stairs, two steps at a time, and climbed into bed. Tomorrow. Another day of school. Joy! Ugh…

BEEP BEEP BEEP! Oh crap, the stupid alarm. I pulled off my covers, only to be awakened by a cool breeze. Damnit! I left my window open! Oh well. I pulled on a sweater and some jeans and went downstairs to eat breakfast.

"Good morning!" My dad said from the kitchen. He was most likely making a sandwich. I'll just throw it out at school and buy something anyway, so why was he always making the sandwiches in the morning? Whatever.

I checked the calendar. 9 days 'till my birthday! My brain did a happy dance, since I was too tired to. I spun around and grabbed the Rice Crispies off the counter, took a bowl and spoon from the cupboard and got the milk out of the fridge. I ate quickly and left, walking towards the bus stop.

(In school)

"Hey Meia." I turned to see Alexis to my right. I continued unpacking books into my locker.

"Hi Alexis." I said, closing the lock, "Wanna go to the library? Maybe we could go at lunch too."

She shrugged and we went.

(Now in Homeroom)

James and Brett were talking about something. I had no idea what. How would I? All I recognized was 'toast'… A/N No, actually, they were once. Something about the toast song.

The teacher shouted at them, but the bell had already rung and we were off for gym.

I made my way down the hall to my locker. I dialed the numbers quickly and pulled the lock off, revealing my extremely messy locker. I sighed. I guess I'll have to clean it tomorrow when I get off the bus.

"Hey! Meia!" I turned to see Cecilia waving for me to come. I grabbed my neon green gym bag and left.

The gym was rather empty. Only our class was in there, unlike normal days where 5 classes are packed into the gym.

This random old dude was standing in the center, over the snout of the giant husky head that was printed onto the floor. My school was obsessed with huskies, no joke.

There were a bunch of things lined up against the far wall. 3 rubber chickens were there too…

"Please have a seat!" Mr. G shouted. The other gym teachers were there too, but not their classes. Strange.

The random dude clapped his hands. "Does everyone know how to play tag?"

What did he think we were? Of course we all knew how to play tag. Then he asked what it means to tag somebody. Cheez this guy is weird. (Okay, I say Cheez a lot, so bear with me here! Since this is not an OC and is actually based on me, not my imagination. This is what I would most likely do if I was here. And this is based on my school.)

"We are going to play a tag game. Toilet tag!"

OMG… This guy was pathetic.

So we played toilet tag for like a minute. Seriously. Then he took out the rubber chickens, gave one to me, one to Brent, and one to Rochelle.

He explained the rules of Chicken Run (that's an awesome movie, BTW) And we were off.

BOOM!

There were these random green lights everywhere and… I was zipped away to some random place I don't even cheezing know where it is!

I got up off the ground, still holding my rubber chicken…

I was in a nice little meadow! I started thinking of sheep. Dunno why. I think of weird things at weird times.

I started walking around, rubber chicken still in hand. It was pretty all around. The little purple flowers over to my right, more orange flowers to my left, and this weird, blue haired due behind me. I stopped. Weird, blue-haired dude behind me? The couldn't be good. I heard some more footsteps.

"Boss! Look at that!"

I paled. Not good, not good, not good!

"Hey, little girl!"

Little girl? LITTLE GIRL? Oh, cheez…

I spun around, breathing heavily, "I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL!" My breathing went still for a moment. I just yelled at him… Greil, and Boyd, and Ike, and little Mist!

"Dad! Look at her! She's dressed rather… strangely…. But those clothes are new!" Mist yelled. Yeah right. New from last year maybe? "She must be a noble or something. Look at the material!" She touched my shirt. A little strange for some one who wears a skirt that's too short for her.

"It's called synthetic." I grunted. Quality alright.

"Where are you from." The biggest of them all asked.

I looked up at him. Greil could beat me up alive. Wait… If I stay with them I could prevent Greil from dying! I could do so much! Maybe it'll mess the plot up though…. I smiled. "Well I guess you could say I'm a noble. I am somehow related to King Henry 8th. Sad, but I have blue blood at the very least!" No, seriously. Sadly, I am. Even in real life.

"Hmph. Nobles." Boyd seemed to grunt. He was actually a lot shorter than I thought him to be. Same with Ike.

"What country? Crimea, Daien, Begnion?"

"Uh…. Canada?"

"You mean there are countries beyond Tellius?" Mist exclaimed.

"Not really. I just… it's a long story."

Greil smiled, "We've got quite a ways off before getting to the fort. Enlighten us."

I shook my head, "You wouldn't believe me, just like you won't believe Elincia…." I covered my mouth.

"Elincia?" Ike asked.

My hand slipped, "Some say your future love interest…" I covered my mouth with both hands this time.

Boyd elbowed Ike in the arm playfully.

Ok. This time I had to say something, "Stop it Boyd. If you get an A level support with Mist you end up marrying her! So I wouldn't be talking if I were you!"

Mist's face went green and Boyd blushed.

"What's a support?" Ike asked dumbly. Good thing he has Soren around… Later.

"You still haven't answered my initial question." Greil said. Man, he's boring.

"I already told you, though. Canada! And do you mind. When we get back to your 'fort' can I have some new clothes? These ones are all sweaty and…" I just remembered my rubber chicken. Better save that for later. If this is the very beginning, I could use it on Shinon. Taking Mia's place will be soooo much more fun…

FE Frog: Sooooooo...? Interested. Trust me. It'll get a lot better. And out frined Mr. Rubber Chicken will scare the crap out of Shinon! YAAAAAAAAAY! And I'll be wearing some sexy midevil stuff. Isn't that awesome? I still don't know if I'll pair myself up with anyone, but my own comments will be in there. I can't wait until our birdie friends come in!

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