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01. Peace

Alucard hated it when it was peaceful. It was quiet, and the silence surrounding the Hellsing manor in such times grated against the inside of his skull like it was made of cheese.

When it was peaceful, he went to bother his Master, entertaining a hope that she might provide some comfort from the awful peacefulness.

"Master.. I'm bored."

"Then go do something."

"I am. Do it with me."

"..."

"You know you want to."

"Do what?"

"It."

"Get out!"

Thunk, was the sound of a silver ashtray colliding with Alucard's head.

Alucard hated it when it was peaceful. Integra didn't.

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