Doc: "Well, this is a bit of a let down."

Doc: "Honestly it's as if he doesn't care!

Rose: "Doctor.."

Doc: "Where's the effort in a simple fingerprint and iris recognition biometric lock, grade 1 Titanium and an unknown solvent alloyed metal mix cell bars, or this pathetic excuse for multiple beam alternating laser security system I ask you?

*whoosh*

Doc: "A deathly sharp axe pendulum thingy! Well points for using such a classic on a 67th century space ship but still it feels a bit like a last minute edition, like putting your full name on an essay to make up the word count.

Rose: "Doctor!"

*whoosh*

Doc: "The worst bit about all of this was the build up. Between the short Asian man who insisted on throwing his hat at me, which was a bit weird, or the giant with some severe dental problems, the wannabe Nazi German woman constantly trying to kick me, a veritable herd of anonymous henchman all in convenient 'one-size-fits-all' jumpsuits and every helmet has a handy face hiding visor outfits through that strange swimming pool filled with beautiful semi-naked gymnastically inclined women who kept trying to get me to coming swimming."

*whoosh*

Doc: "Which I didn't by the way. Didn't bring my swim togs. Anyway after all the hassle he went to to stop, no sorry slow me down, after all I am an unstoppable force aren't I Rose?

Rose: "Doctor!!!"

Doc: "I know, I know, I'm also a genius. After all that effort he throws this pathetic excuse of a fingerprint and iris recognition biometric lock, grade 1 Titanium and an unknown solvent alloyed metal mix cell bars, multiple beam alternating laser security system, and…

*whoosh*

Doc: "… deathly axe swinging thingy in my way! Honestly I think I might just lodge a complaint!

Rose: "Doctor!!!!!"

*whoosh*

Doc: "Is that axe swinging pendulum thingy is getting faster? Hmmm…"

Rose: "DOCTOR!!!!"

Doc: "Yes Rose?"

Rose: "You've got 25 seconds left to break through the fingerprint and iris recognition biometric lock, grade 1 Titanium and an unknown solvent alloyed metal mix cell bars, multiple beam alternating laser security system and the deathly sharp axe pendulum thingy which yes does get faster before the bomb travelling ahead of this ship hit's the star we're heading for creating a massive black hole!!"

*whoosh*

Doc: "…"

*whoosh*

Doc: "…Brilliant!"

Rose: "He said you'd say that"

*whoosh*