A/N: I have to say…After reading extradiarne's oneshot called You're Got Mail (read this oneshot! You'll fall in love with it! It should get more attention because it deserves it.) inspired me to do something internet related so it's obviously AU. As you know, myspace is very popular and at my school that's mainly one of the things people think about. Besides, I'm addicted to that site and I wanted to make a story about it to see how it goes. So please enjoy!
Summary: What makes the internet interesting is every teenager going home to their computer and logging on Myspace. Every comment just means 'I love you in a special way' while all the means of annoying the hell out of them.
Pairings: Sasusaku (main couple), Naruhina, Nejiten, and ShikaIno.
Corrections: If I need to make any, please tell me. The way I arranged the story is a little different to myspace but I tried to make it work. The classes that I used are my classes and they are currently Juniors. I know the comments are long but I have received comments these long before. I also got the quotes from the internet.
Disclaimer: I hate making these. Naruto will always and forever belong to Kishimoto.
Chapter 1: Logged Out
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Haruno Sakura
"Every flower always blossoms…"
Female
16 years old
Konoha, Japan
Last Login: September 14, 2008
Status: HarunoSakura is prepared to kick Naruto's ass.
Mood: Calm
About Me: I'm 16 years old and I'm going to be 17 in March. I have weird pink hair that attracts way too much attention (the bad kind). I'm sorta a smartass but I can't help it. I think it's in my genes. I have a slight anger problem but that's something you don't need to worry about…
Interests: Beating Ino at everything
HarunoSakura's Details
Status: Single
Education: High School
School: Konoha High School
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: get-over-yourself
Comment posted: September 12, 2008- 11:40 p.m.
Bitch. Yeah, I'm talking to you!
Do you know how much I love you?
Yeah. I didn't think so. So…I wanted to thank you for what you did today. How did you know? I mean, who would've thought that Shika-kun would randomly come up to me and ask me to be his girlfriend? What did you do to him?
Don't deny it because I swear I will hunt you down, woman.
How was your day today? Don't you love the new school year? By the way…I think I should study more often instead of looking at Shika-kun in Chemistry. Remember we had to study for that huge test? …I -uh- got a D.
Shut up! I know you're going to nag to me about my grades so shut up. Just for your information, Forehead, I see that your grades have been spilling too! An A to an A-…I'm so disappointed in you missy… What have you've been doing?
I know you're super depressed about your giant grade slip but get over it! Try again next time!
You're a horrible friend (but I love you…)
-Nara Ino (like it?)
Yamanaka Ino
"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call misdirected rage. I believe the technical term is being an ass."
Female
16 years old
Konoha, Japan
Last login: September 14, 2008
Status: Nara Ino doesn't want to study...
Mood: Angry
About me: You really don't want to mess with me or my friends because you'll regret it. If you mess up my hair, I'll kill you- Oh! Buy me something on my birthday (September 23!) that relates to nice things (I don't know necklaces, chocolate, something nice?). I just got a new boyfriend (Shika-kun!) and he's amazing—a lazy ass—but he's amazing!
Interests: Bugging Shika-kun
Nara Ino's Details
Status: In a relationship
Education: High School
School: Konoha High School
Ino's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: September 13, 2008- 5:46 p.m.
What are you doing staying up late? And you're a bitch too. Just so you know.
I do know how much affection you have for me…After he asked you out, you didn't even say yes, you ran toward me (jumping up and down, I might add) saying "I have a boyfriend!" and you gave me this box of chocolate you were eating because you were sulking because you thought he didn't like you.
The box was empty!
How do you feel? Besides…I didn't even talk to him the whole day and I knew because you always tell me you love him. Gosh…and he didn't just randomly come up to you, he asked if you could help him with Chemistry… Don't you pay attention? Then when you acted like a smartass (which you aren't) and you helped him. Using my notes! And you still haven't given my notes back!
I hate you, do you know that? But whatever, he apparently was so 'hypnotized by your presence' he just had to ask you out. You're welcome.
I'm not nagging about your stupid grades. It's going to be your fault when you fail and you're going to have to take junior year again with all these little kids running around. Good luck. Oh and though my grades are slipping by a little, I'm doing perfectly fine! It's just in Algebra II that I have an A-! And I got an A- on that Chemistry test thanks to you!
You evil woman…give me my notes back! I need them for the final exam! I hope you fail!
Go to Hell (I hate you…)
-Sakura
P.S. get over yourself, Ino.
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: IHateSakura
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 1:20 p.m.
I can stay up as long as I want! You're not my mom! Oh and thanks for the compliment!
How should I repay you my dear friend? For I know you had at least something to do with it.
That box of chocolate was very special to me! It was from Valentine's Day. You gave it to me! And emptiness is there so you make it feel full again. I bet you hurt that box's feelings, Sakura, like you hurt mine. I did (will) give your notes back to you…eventually… I need them first. I'll make copies then I'll return it.
Oh Sakura…See…you're nagging…
Wait—you don't care if I fail? How could you? I thought we were friends? We've been friends since Kindergarten! Remember the teddy bear? We named him Baka because the eyes were retarded. Don't leave me!
Did you say you were getting an A- in Algebra II? One of your best classes? Hmm…Isn't Sasuke Uchiha in your class? Just wondering…
Thanks Sakura for caring that I will pass the exam! Now I'm not giving your notes back! I know I said I will but I changed my mind! So take that, Bitch!
I'll see you there!
-Ino
P.S. I changed my name because of you! I liked my last name: get-over-yourself! Look what you do?!
Friends Online: Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino, and Uzumaki Naruto
Name: beef(pork)ramen
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 3:40 p.m.
Like my name, Sakura-chan?
Each week I'm gonna change it to different flavors of my favorite ramen!
-Naruto! The next Hokage!
Ino's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 4:10 p.m.
You were on myspace during History?
How many times do I have to tell you? I didn't do anything! But there's no use in telling you that since you never listen.
That box of chocolate was from last year…that's disgusting, Ino…you ate old candy… What if I don't want to put fullness in the box? It had old chocolate stains…. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings and the box but I'm still mad at you for not giving back my notes. Copying them? I don't think so! Get the notes from your new boyfriend!
Nagging…doesn't even compare…
Yes, I don't care if you fail. Besides, we named that bear Baka because you were trying to fix the eyes but you ended up messing it up. I called you Baka but you wanted to name it Baka because it looked stupid. Shows how much you remember…
So what if Sasuke's in my class?
Give me my notes back or else…
I'll make you reach there first!
-Sakura
P.S. Both of your names are stupid. Seriously, Ino, get.over.yourself…
Uzumaki Naruto
"No...I"m pretty sure GUNS kill people."
Male
16 years old
Konoha, Japan
Last login: September 14, 2008
Status: beef(pork)ramen is eating ramen
Mood: Content
About me: RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN
Interests: Eating ramen
beef(pork)ramen's Details
Status: Single
Education: High School
School: Konoha High School
Naruto's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 4:22 p.m.
Naruto…
Just stop…
Seriously.
-Sakura
Naruto...what's a Hokage?
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: beauty1st
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 4:40 p.m.
Duh! But…I got my phone taken away…that's why I haven't been answering anyone's phone calls…Don't tell my mom! She would be so pissed!
You're right, Forehead! You should just stop faking it because we all know you love me to do something so wonderful for me!
Ohhhhh….It was…? Ewww…Nevermind…Too bad! You're not getting them back until I copy them! Besides…Shika-kun is too lazy to take notes…AND he has a photographic memory so he doesn't have to take notes…
No Sakura…you reached a whole new level…
You did? I did? Awww…poor bear…I wish I never bought it… You're mean, Forehead. You said a bad word when we were in Kindergarten!
Why Sakura…have you forgotten your undying love for Sasuke? Why…I am shocked! Sakura Haruno would never get an A- unless she's distracted… I wonder…
Or else what?
Sakura…are you thinking about killing me?
You make everything seem depressing…I think it is Sasuke. Just hook up with him and stop sulking.
Suck it up, you baby.
-Ino
Name:beef(pork)ramen
Comment posted: September 14. 2008- 5:00 p.m.
What's wrong, Sakura-chan?
What are you talking about?
-NARUTO!
Don't you think I should be a star of some show? My name sounds perfect!
You don't know what a Hokage is?
Naruto's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 5:16 p.m.
Naruto…I think you're obsessed.
That's what I'm talking about.
-Sakura
Naruto…Who would name a show after you?
No...why is it important?
Ino's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 5:20 p.m.
No wonder you never answered me!
I hate you…
Your boyfriend is useless! Stop taking advantage of me! If I fail, I will kill you!
Whatever you say but…..
You said bitch when we were in Kindergarten so how does that even compare to me?
I HATE UCHIHA SASUKE!
I'll make your life a living nightmare!
Shut up, Ino.
-Sakura
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: mind-bendingbeauty
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 7:32 p.m.
OH MY GOD! WE HAVE A TEST TOMORROW IN ENGLISH!
I HAVE TO STUDY! WE HAVE TO STUDY, FOREHEAD!
And I love you enough to tell you to study!
Shika-kun is NOT useless! And I was just kidding about not returning your notes! I finished copying them this weekend and I'll return them to you tomorrow! Gosh…Calm down, Forehead…
Ohhhh yeahhhh! Our teacher made fun of your forehead! What else was I suppose to say?
Oh Sakura…denial is a very ugly trait…
Wait…are you going to make me fat?!
I won't shut up until you tell me if you're going to make that nightmare the real thing!
-Ino
Ino's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 7:41 p.m.
I already studied, Ino…
Besides, I knew you would forget to study so I didn't tell you because you're a note stealer!
FINALLY! It took you long enough! It's already been a week since you took them from me!
Oh yeah…I hated that teacher! What was his name again? Mai-sensei? Isn't that a girl's name? Thank you calling him a bitch, Ino-chan, because he sure was one!
Ino…I D-O-N-T like him! Leave me alone already!
Your nightmare is becoming fat?
Hey! I actually like your name this time. For some reason…it fits you.
-Sakura
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: beef(pork)ramen
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 7:50 p.m.
I'm not obsessed! I just really like ramen!
-NARUTO!
I don't know? Maybe someone who owns a key to an anime studio and it's possible that she/he wanted to make an anime show about me and his moto would be about me being an awesomely cool ninja who would kick everyone's ass!
IMPORTANT?! OF COURSE THE HOKAGE IS IMPORTANT! THE HOKAGE IS THE LEADER OF THE VILLAGE! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?! Did you know that in the past Konoha was a village filled with ninjas? It was the village hidden in the leaves. The Hokage was the leader and chose the decisions that affected Konoha in every way. How come you didn't know that, Sakura-chan?
Name: mind-bendingbeauty
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 7:54 p.m.
HOW COULD YOU, FOREHEAD?! I'M GONNA FAIL!
A week is not a long time…
Me too…he made us do like five-hundred laps around the playground each week! And we were only five years old! And he kept blabbering about how youthfully young we were…No…I think his name was Gai-sensei? You still owe me for getting sent to the principal's office that day…
You spelled don't wrong…You forgot the apostrophe. And you're in English III Honors? Wow…So since you purposely spelled it wrong…It means you DO like him!
Of course! You're supposed to know that! How do you not know my biggest fear?!
Hey! Thanks! I might change it again, though…
-Ino
Naruto's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 8:00 p.m.
That's being obsessed, Naruto…
-Sakura
I repeat…who the hell would make a show about you…? I would think they would be insane…Besides…you spelled motto wrong…I worry about you sometimes, Naruto…
You made that up, didn't you?
Ino's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 8:06 p.m.
Good! You deserve it!
In your terms, a week is short…but in my terms, a week is a month!
Oh! I know! I remember he got fired for doing that! I hope we never have to see him again…He was creepy…Oh yeah! Now I remember his name! I just noticed something…doesn't that kid Lee remind you of him? You know you're lucky that you're parents didn't kill you that day so I don't owe you anything.
You know what I mean! I don't like him! Happy? I added the apostrophe this time! If you want me to give proof, then I will!
I thought your biggest fear was getting eaten by a giant spider?
What now? What are you thinking about changing it to?
-Sakura
Friends Online: Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino, Uzumaki Naruto, and Uchiha Sasuke
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 8:30 p.m.
Sakura.
Do we have an Algebra quiz tomorrow?
-Sasuke
Friends Online: Yamanaka Ino, Uzumaki Naruto, and Uchiha Sasuke.
Name: beef(pork)ramen
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 8:41 p.m.
Would you hate me if I admit that I might be slightly obsessed with ramen?
-NARUTO!
Everyone would make a show about me!! Well…that show would be insanely GOOD! I didn't spell moto wrong…
Uhhh...no...Why would I make up something so awesome?!
Name: Nara Ino
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 9:07 p.m.
You're evil, Sakura...
Well...you're terms are WEIRD! Calm down! Geez...I'm going to give them back to you tomorrow.
Evil teacher...He was creepy as hell! I doubt we will see him again. Oh, Lee? Yeah...now that I think about it...they sure do look alike... You don't think...nah! My parents locked me in my room for hours (I'm lucky they brought food to me almost every hour...).
Fine...why don't you comment him back, Sakura? Don't think I didn't notice. You always log off at nine and you didn't reply to Naruto either. Wow...Sakura...you're scared of him, aren't you?
Oh yeah...that's my biggest fear too.
I changed it to Nara Ino!
-Ino
Oh...and by the way, Sakura...good luck on your Algebra quiz.
Uchiha Sasuke
"Get off my page."
Male
16 years old
Konoha, Japan
Last login: September 14, 2008
Status: Sasuke is going to block off his profile to fangirls
Mood: Annoyed
About me: I hate stalkers, Itachi, stalkers, Itachi, stalkers, Naruto, Itachi, stalkers, and Itachi, and Orochimaru.
Interests: None (because annoying fangirls would post this up on their fansite.) I can't block them all out. There's too many and keep coming.
Sasuke's Details
Status: Single
Education: High School
School: Konoha High School
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: Nara Ino
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 9:14 p.m.
Hey Sasuke.
I think you scared Sakura.
Why do you always have to ask the most intimidating questions?
What's wrong with you?
Why do you always have to be so scary?
You've got problems, Sasuke.
Asking Sakura when's a quiz is like asking her out!
Don't you know that?
How could you be so stupid?
And you call Naruto a dobe?
Ha. You should think about what you say next time!
I suggest that you be careful with the words you use. You should be sensitive about words.
Choose them caredfully.
-Ino
Ino's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: September 14, 2008- 9:19 p.m.
Shut up.
-Sasuke
Thank you all for reading! This is my first time writing an internet themed fanfiction. I hoped you all enjoyed it as much as I loved writing it. I'll try to update soon but it will be difficult since I have school work so keep that in mind.
Please review and tell me what you think. Do you like it?
I write to find out what I'm thinking. I write to find out who I am. I write to understand things. -Julia Alvarez
-PrincessKunoichi