A/N: One-shot. If I get the inspiration, there'd be more.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. Albeit I am a fan of it. :D

-Shut Up-

The sun was out, and the wind was playfully making its way through the trees. The birds were chirping their made up tunes and the fishes happily splashed about in the pond. That day, the park was just a perfect place to lounge.

"You should have seen it! That thing was so huge! I couldn't have taken it out even if I tried! Good thing Urahara was there, you should have seen him! He dodged them…"

That was the point where Soi Fon had stopped listening. She was too immersed in the pleasure that the Gods have given her. She was out of her captains' robe and dressed in something cooler. The scenery that the park provided is more beautiful than any of the views she had recently encountered (Bloody massacres, War-tainted paths, you get the idea).

But above everything else, she was given some spare time. Spare time she'd use to meet up with no one else but the one she adores most. The one who she could never -ever- refuse, whatever the favor, or the action, or anything else.

"-and everything was blown to bits! I got out of the way just in time. So, -"

However, Shihouin Yoruichi, despite her Goddess-like aura and her too-good-to-be-true allure, knows how to unknowingly drive Soi Fon off her cool.

"The clash went on for days! Although I think it was just for hours, but my watch is telling a different story. Anyway-"

Soi had to do something about Yoruichi's fluency. It was driving her nuts, and her facial nerves are starting to cramp already.

"It was a fairly good fight, but nothing tops –"

"Neh, Yoru-chan," Soi looked intently at her lover. She held Yoruichis hands gently and looked at her in the eye as pleasingly as possible. "You're a lot more beautiful when your lips are closed."

"Really?" She answered. Soi, before shutting her eyes, propped her head on Yoruichi's shoulder. "Really."

That night, Urahara had no problem sleeping. "Thank you Soi Fon," were his last words before he finally drifted off to dreamland.

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A/N: Love the couple. And I believe that BebopSamurai is a God (Read this at Livejournal, I second the motion, or third it. I've lost count already. I forgot who posted it. Apologies).