Disclaimer: Sadly i am not Syephenie meyer, thus the twilight ownage doe not belong to me. just in my dreams. I do not own "Go Diego Go" or "Dora the Explorer" either.

Chapter 1

I turned into the familiar Cullen driveway. I wasn't even in sight of the house when I was grabbed out of my truck and plopped onto the soft, cushiony soil.

I wonder what I'm even doing here……ok, stupid thought, this is your boyfriend's house. No she wouldn't invite me. Maybe Esme wants some help with her housework It could've been Emmett or Alice or Jasper, or even Rosalie. Oh God. I remember the last time Emmett wanted me to come over….

(totally awesome flashback time)

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" Hi Bella!! Are you ready!?", Emmett greeted me.

" Ready for what?? Oh! Ok, I get it now, How will we torture the human today?", I replied

" Well, me and Jasper were thinking, well mostly Jasper was……"

Jasper had begun to get more comfy around me.

" If Jasper was thinking…then what were you doing?"

" I was watching 'Go Diego Go' and drawing smiley faces on balloons. Only three survived."

" Ummm……why were you watching 'Go Diego Go'?"

" Well, Edward and Carlisle and Alice and Esme and Rose and Jasper were speaking Spanish yesterday, and I felt so left out being not able to understand what they were saying, so I bought all the 'Go Diego Go' and 'Dora the Explorer' DVD's I could find. I had to go all the way to Seattle to buy them. But you can't tell anybody. I don't want them to think I'm stupid."

" So how are you going to hide the DVD's? And if Jasper was there while you were watching, then technically doesn't he know? For crying out loud everybody who lives here has super hearing!! They all probably know by now!!'

" NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MY SECRET HAS BEEN EXPOSED!! AAAAAHHHHH!!"

Then he ran away screaming. He got over the whole 'Go Diego Go' secret exposed thing about an hour later. After that he exposed his plan (well Jasper's technically) to me. They wanted to play a rousing round of "Bella Ball". That went on for about a half an hour. Although I did have bruises for a week. After that, Emmett made everybody watch a six hour marathon of 'Go Diego Go'. Alice and Rose escaped before the first hour was over to work on a design project. Jasper and Carlisle escaped by the third hour, Carlisle had to work, Jasper had no excuse but tried to sneak away into the kitchen, saying he had to cook me something, apparently, I was sending hunger waves at him. I wasn't, but he used this excuse anyway. Esme left twenty minutes later, claiming Jasper needed her help. Which left Edward and I. About half and hour later, Esme called me to eat.

"Thanks Esme, that was delicious. Thanks for saving me from my hunger.", I said.

" And for saving me from Emmett too", I mouthed.

" No problem Bella, you know you're like a daughter to me. I treat you like I would any of my children.", Esme replied sweetly.

Edward took me home after I ate, obviously thankful for a chance to escape Emmett.

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(end of totally awesome flashback)

"Hi Bella!! I can't wait to start!!", Alice greeted me

" Hi Alice. I can't wait t- wait, what are you starting?", I said, my face grimacing in horror as I said the last part, realising what was happening.

" Don't you even think about running, Bella. You know you can't outrun me. I'll just drag you back.", Alice threatened

Oh no! Not Bella Barbie! Where's Edward to save me!?

"Now, now. We can do this either way, Bella. So, do you want this to be easy? Or do you want it to be hard? Edward isn't here Bella. Even if he was, he wouldn't save you."

Oh god! Maybe if I called him…..no, she would know if I was gonna do that. Crap! She could pin me down easily, so struggling is no use. But I could always try…………

" So which way is this going to be Bella? Easy? Or Hard?", Alice smiled when she said easy, but made a evil face when she said hard. Her tone turned dead serious as she said the last word.

A/N: so did you like it? keep in mind this is my first fanfic. yeah, at first i wrote this in class (in five minutes) but it didn't include the "go diego go" flashback. before i typed it up it was only like 150 words. i figured that was too short. so then i was remembering when i was reding this story by "Wolf Babies" (awesome story you should check it out) it was totally random and stuff. so i liked it. and then i remembered this chapter where emmett was watching blues clues. so then that popped into my head and then i got the go diego go flashback idea!

R&R pleez!