Interactive Truth or Dare: Naruto Style!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!
Chapter 11: After a long Hiatus...
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Trisha: (Asleep on bed with computer laying, turned on next to her)
GG/Maru/CrystalDragon791: (Waiting for me the put out the next chapter)
???: SSSSSSsssssssSSSSssssssssssss......
CrystalDragon791: Did you guys hear that?
Maru: Hear what?
???: SSSSSSsssssssSSSSssssssssssss.......
Maru: O_O I heard THAT.
GG: Oh, it's probably just a snake, what's the big deal?
CrystalDragon791: (Points behind GG)
Orochimaru: (In weirdo white snake form): I'll get you my pretties!!!
GG: What the hell, are we in the Wizard of Oz?!
Maru: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
GG: What? (Dressed like Dorthy) Oh.... -_-'
Maru: (Points at CrystalDragon791) Hello, Tin Woman!
CrystalDragon791: Huh? (Painted sliver!) O_O''' How the freak?
GG: (Cracks up) SAY HELLO, SCARECROW!
Maru: Eh? (SCARECROW!) -_-' (Bangs on bedroom door) Aw heck no, Trisha, what the HELL are you typing?!?!
Me: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz... (Typing this in my sleep, haha)
Orochimaru: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! (Goes to charge at them)
GG: (Pulls out a giant club) TAKE THIS YOU RAPIST!!!!!!!! (Chases Orochimaru and beats the crap outta him with her club)
Maru: (Laughing)
CrystalDragon791: (Picks the lock on my door) Trisha? Ohhhhh Trisha?! (Pokes me)
Trisha: NYA! WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT- Uhhh... today was the day you were supposed to come over, wasn't it?
Maru: (Walks in) Yep! And I'm ready to play, TRUTH, OR DARE!!! Now were is everyone?
Trisha: (Gets up) Trapped in the cage. (Opens the window to reveal everyone in the cage)
Akatsuki: (Playing Poker)
Kisame: GO FISH!!!
Kakuzu: What the hell?! This is Poker, not Go Fish! Where's mah money, fool?!
Kisame: I don't have any! And besides, were weren't playing for money this time!
Itachi: Yes we were.
Kisame: O_O
Trisha: (Opens cage) Ello, my friends!!!
Everyone: o.O OMG FREEDOM!!! (File out of the cage into my room)
Trisha: Nope! You shall all be truth or DARED!
Everyone: Damn...
Trisha: (Looks at a list) Wait, wasn't GG supposed to be here?
Maru: Oh, she's busy beating the crap outta Orochimaru.
Trisha: Ah, I should've figured. Alright then! Let's start with you, Maru!
Maru: YEAHA!!! Now Pein, I command you to permanently disband the Akatsuki so they can join my organization!!!
Pein: SAY WHAT?!?!?! (Spits out coffee)
Maru: You heard me!!!
Pein: You just really hate me, don't you?
Maru: Yep! NOW DO IT!!!
Pein: Fine. (Looks at all of the Akatsuki members) You're all disbanded, go to Maru's organization, now.
Itachi/Kisame/Sasori/Tobi/Deidara/Hidan: (Go toward Maru)
Zetsu/Kakuzu/Konan: We're not going ANYWHERE.
Konan: I'm not leaving Pein.
Kakuzu: I'm not going anywhere unless I'm paid.
Zetsu: And I'm not switching organizations until I get to eat Trisha!
Trisha: O.O (Backs up)
Maddie: (Comes in) Sorry, you can't do that!
Trisha: MADDIE!!!!!! (Tackles her)
Maddie: TRISHA!!!!!!!
(GLOMP FEST!!! XD)
Maddie: Hey, where's Sasuke?
Trisha: …... TT_TT (Goes into her emo corner)
Maddie: o.o Alrighty then! I'll be hosting the rest of the show from here on out!!!
Naruto: Ummmm.... does anyone know where Hinata-chan is? I wanna ask her out!!!
Everyone: …
Everyone: …
Everyone: …
Maddie: That's definitely not something you say out loud, Naruto.
Naruto: I don't care!!!! So, where is she?
Maddie: I think she went to the kitchen to get something to eat. She was the only one Trisha didn't lock up, as far as I know.
Naruto: I don't wanna wait until she gets back!!! TT_TT
Maddie: Well, wait, because I have to continue this!
Naruto: Fine!
Maddie: Good, now Maru, continue!
Maru: Okay! Now, Deidara, you are second in charge!
Deidara: SIR YES SIR! (Salutes)
Maru: Kukukuku, I can get used to this! And now, force the other four to join my new organization!!!
Deidara: SIR YES SIR!!! (Tackles all four at once somehow)
Maddie: o_O
Maru: Alright then! Now, finally, Sasuke will not only have to dress as the maid the GG ordered him into last chapter, but act like one too!!!
Maddie: We can do any Sasuke related dares slash truths once he shows back up.
Maru: Alright!
Maddie: Uhhhh, CrystalDragon791! You're next!
CrystalDragon791: Okay, but I have a quick question: Can I dare the darers?
Maddie: Once Trisha wakes up from her depression, I guess you can ask her, I don't really know anything that she does with this story I'm just in it because I'm her bestest buddy in real life! ^^
CrystalDragon791: 'K! Anywayz!!! Ino, I am giving you a truth that you MUST anwser!
Ino: Alright, what is it?
CrystalDragon791: Who do you-
Maru: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Maru: I shall gladly take suggestions for my new S-Ranked Organizations' name!
Everyone: ...Okay!
Maru: =^_^=
CrystalDragon791: Now Ino, who do you like already! People pair you with too many different people, now who are you with?!?!?!
Ino: U-U-Um... K-K-K-Kiba-kun.... _
Maddie: Awwww!!!
CrystalDragon791: Now that that's settled, we have to find-
GG: (Bursts through the door) I AM BACK!!!
CrystalDragon791: -GG. Alright then!
Maddie: GG, it's you're turn!
GG: YESSSSS!!! Where's duck butt?
Maddie: We have no idea.
Trisha: (Tear)
GG: Okay then, well I want Ino to go door-to-door selling Girl Scout cookie and wearing the uniform!
Ino: F-Fine. (Blushing like hell) (Walks outside and starts selling cookies)
Maddie: Didn't anyone's parents ever tell them not to go door-to-door without an adult?
Naruto: I had no parental guidance as a kid, so... no, not really.
Maddie: Riiiiight. Nevermind.
Naruto: OOOOOOOH I GOTZZZ AN IDEA!!!
GG: What?
Naruto: Let's gather 'round the campfire, and sing our campfire song! Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing, along!!!
GG: Well, since that was one of my dares, I guess that works! And now, Sai, you must make smores for everyone!!!
Sai: That I can do!!! (Starts a campfire outside on the lawn)
GG: Yay!
Maddie: Alright then! So I guess this just about does it for today! Trisha is EXTREMELY sorry she hasn't put out a new chapter in a little over three months... Well, both of us have been busy with HighSchool and what-not sooooo yeah! You guys get it right?
Naruto: RIGHT, MADDIE-CHAN!!!
Hinata: (Comes in) H-H-Hey everyone...
Naruto: HINATA-CHAN!!! WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!?!?!?!
Hinata: o//////////////o (Faints)
Maddie: And that's a yes! We'll see everyone in the next chapter, for the Great Sasuke Hunt!
Naruto: The what?
Maddie: We're all going to look for Sasuke! And whoever can guess or find out where he is wins a special prize!
Naruto: What kind of prize?!?!
Maddie: I have NO idea. But knowing Trisha, she'll just forget about it, but anyway, feel free to guess in your review! Peace out people!
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