Story three! HUURRRAYYY! This hopefully is a funny one...wink wink...happy reading!! r&r

Fools In Love

It was well over 12 in the afternoon when Inuyasha made his appearance known to the world. Or at least his friends making breakfast in the kitchen. Hey, hate a guy for trying to feel special. He wasn't feeling quite well today. Especially because he got a little bit tipsy the night before. It was only Him, Kagome, Sango and Miroku however, so it wasn't that bad. The hanyou shuffled down the stairs and entered the busy crowded kitchen. He must've knew that he looked six times worse than he felt by Kouga's laughing from the blender. The tall wolf demon blended something yellow that looked like a biohazard and was fixing himself a glass. Pissed, and pitying himself, Inuyasha took a seat at the table besides Rin, Shippo and Kirara at the table. They were the youngest residents in the house, and also the most agitating.

Rin was 18 and a softie. She loved stuffed animals and was the type of person to cry watching Bambi (no shame in that!) and buy Hello Kitty curtains. Rin was 'special'. She could be really slow on the 'update'. Also, she was always happy, which pissed Inuyasha off because that wasn't his style.

Shippo was 14 and was a polite little red head of a fox demon. He was a jokester at heart. The ironic thing however, was that when he was trying to be funny, people gave him stares that froze death. He seemed to love humiliate Inu in particular, which is, I guess, what you could call his "con" over his "pro's". But aside from that, he loved chocolate and had a freakishly large sweet tooth. Nice things to know you see.

Kirara was Sango's adopted younger sister. She was a cat demon that loved walking around the house in her bra (in which Miroku loved. He would chase her down the house for a grope or two. But everyone ended up chasing him in return.) Inuyasha loved this little kitty a lot despite the cat and dog myths. People still believe in those? Get real…Kirara might as well could have been his younger sister. She was one of the top females that he respected. (Besides Kagome, his mother, Oprah, Sango, somewhat Ayame and Michael Jackson…okay NOT Michael Jackson, but the joke in his head made his day…) They had to admit that the 14 year old was a loyal friend. But she was a weirdo, in a good sense.

Inuyasha attracted the giggles of the 4 in the kitchen. And was curious to what was causing, at least 3 out of the 4's secretive giggles. Kouga was the one who whipped out his cell phone trying to take pictures.

"What the hell are you doing you piss head!" The hanyou snapped. Kouga immediately smirked and snapped a picture.

"Taking a picture of your hair-do dog turd." The younger ones at the tables stifled laughs. Growling menacingly, he shut them up. Finding it fit for silence, they got back to their sugary crappy cereal that they probably shouldn't be eating.

"You complete me Kouga…" He sneered back sarcastically. "It's obvious that you have no life if I'm any interest to you…" Kirara suppressed a giggle and took a lock of his suppose to be silver hair.

"Wow Yash. I wish I could have pink weave like you do-" As soon as she said pink weave, he flew up out his seat and out the kitchen yelling the name of the culprit from the hallway.

"KAAAGGGOOOMMEEEE!!" Kagome, who was probably hiding some where in the vast house called back from her unknown location.

"I couldn't help it Yash!! I couldn't help it!" Fortunately for them, the two dated, so he would go easy on her.

From in the kitchen, Kouga chuckled.

"Hehehehe…kids…that is what I'd like to call two fools in love…" He turned around to his blended monstrosity of raw eggs, flour, and mustard and poured 3 glasses placing them down in front of them. "Drink up guys! Don't want to over heat in all that summer heat do ya'!" Gagging at the horrendous excuse for an energy drink, they all swallowed the rising bile in their throats. Shippo started on the count of three.

"ONE...TWO…THREE!" Three chairs were emptied. Not glasses. The wolf demon shook his head as he heard the scent of Axe spray and the sounds of s girl shriek. Moments later Kagome walking in smelling like men's cologne with a pout on her face. Kouga eyed her mysteriously and fanned the space between them.

"What did he do to you?"

"He hosed me down with Miroku's Axe spray! Now I smell like a guy!!" She whimpered. The wolf handed her what would have been Rin's glass of "Engery".

"You smell like you could use this" Talking one gulp, the liquid didn't even make it to her esophagus. She backwashed it back into the glass and ran for water.

"WATER! WATER!"

"What?? Is there too much mustard?" Troubled, he once again stood in the kitchen alone. The male rubbed his chin. "Damn! I should've used that Italian stuff!"

Inu: Like my weave? Heh heh he...

Kags: Yeah! it's ur color!

(Kouga walks in looking perplexed)

Kouga: Does any one know where i can get turnips for my homade gatorade?

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kouga: What! It gives u wings!

Inu: Uh...Kouga...that's redbull you crackhead!

kouga: ...no we're both wrong! It's the taste you can see! (grins) now i remember!

(rocking back and forth in fetal position)

Kag+inu: There's no place like home...there's no place like home...

(Kouga continues with his thinking)

Kouga: Wait? Or is it "It's magically delicious??"

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It's okay Kouga...we still love u...next chap coming soon!! R&R!