"Welcome fellow American and Canadian viewers!" Chris said into the camera with his signature smile. "As you all probably know, Total Drama Island had been a huge hit. In fact, it was so huge, people actually sent money to us so we can have a new season!"

Chris scratched the back of his head awkwardly and said, "But uh…Ironically, nobody signed up to actually be on the show. Must have had something to do with being scared of getting mauled by a bear like Cody…"

"Anyhow!" Chris continued, "We brought back the original twenty-two contestants, and added a bunch of new twists to really get the ratings rolling! Such as…"

The camera moves back to show a huge, old castle behind Chris. "This creepy old castle that we got for ten bucks!" Chris chuckled. "We'll still have the dreaded elimination ceremony, along with Chef's nasty cooking and we'll still have a whole, heaping plate of drama!"

A sound of a plane flying overhead is heard in the background as Chris continued, "Of course, there'll still be a bunch of surprises along the way, but we'll leave that for you folks at home to wonder."

He looked up to see the same old yellow plane that he had flown last season flying overhead. "Looks like our campers are here!" He looked towards the camera and whispered, "You're probably thinking that their going to fly down onto the yard don't you?"

"AHHH!"

"Let go of me, Cody!"

"You guys! Shut up! GOSH!"

The camera looks up to see Harold, Cody and Noah skydiving down with the same crappy parachutes as last season. Cody was clinging to Noah with a look of terror on his face. Noah was trying to push him off while at the same time looking down at the ground in horror. Harold was glaring at the two for being so loud.

Harold pulled his parachute open in time and landed safely on the ground. Noah managed to open his up while Cody still clung to him.

As soon as they were all on the ground, Noah shoved Cody off of him and walked over to Chris with an annoyed look on his face.

"I just jumped of a plane with a parachute that was half-filled with silverware," he said, dumping the spoons and forks out of his chute for emphasis.

"I know," Chris said nodding, "Wasn't that awesome?"

"You, and the producers of this show, are freaking crazy!" he yelled as he walked over to where the other two were, Cody still inhaling and exhaling.

"I take that as compliment," Chris said, bowing his head.

"AHHH!" The teens and host looked up to see Bridgette and Gwen hugging each other for dear life as the plummeted to the ground. Luckily, they were able to pull both of their cords just in time.

"Mommy!" DJ yelled. Him and Trent were clinging to Duncan, who had his arms crossed and an annoyed look on his face. He looked even more annoyed when he was the only one who pulled open his parachute out of the three.

Eva jumped out of the plane as though she were some sort of trained marine. She had a serious face as she jumped and as she landed. She glared at everybody around her as she pulled off her pack but said nothing.

"My retainer!" Beth yelled as the metal mouth gear fell out of her mouth as she fell.

"My manicure!" Lindsay screamed as she accidentally broke her nail as she fell.

As soon as both girls were down, and both were finished complaining about what they had lost or ruined, Justin jumped from the plane with a perfect dive as if he were jumping off a diving board. Making the girls (on ground and in the plane) swoon. As soon as the model was safely on the ground, Tyler glared at him from the plane.

"Hey! I can do that too!" he yelled down to everyone as he jumped. He tried to put his body into a dive but ended up doing an accidental flip in mid-air and an unmistakable cracking sound that meant he had hurt his back.

Tyler yelped in pain. The athlete was so busy screaming in pain that he wasn't able to pull the cord in time and ended up falling to the ground. The impact was so hard it actually made a hole in the ground with Tyler's outline in it.

"Taylor!" Lindsay yelled as she ran over and peered down the hole. "Taylor, are you alright?"

"Geronimo!" Geoff yelled. Followed by Ezekiel who yelled, "WOO!"

Geoff bounced on Tyler's head just as he was about to climb out of the hole. His second try ended up with Ezekiel jumping off of his face.

Luckily, Trent and DJ were able to pull him out before the next person jumped off.

"EEEEEE!" Katie and Sadie squealed in excitement as both of them jumped off of the plane holding hands. Both pulled their cords and landed on the ground while they squealed some more about how much fun that was.

Courtney screamed loudly as she had to be pushed off of the plane. As he descended down in her parachute, she was caught by Duncan. He grinned and said, "Hey there, Princess."

As the parachute tarp fell over them a resounding slap made everyone around them cringe.

Meanwhile, on the plane, Owen was trying to convince Izzy that it was safe to jump.

"C'mon Izzy, it looks really fun!" Owen said, urging the redhead to jump.

"Oh no, nuh-uh." Izzy said shaking her head. "I may have gotten over my fear of planes, but even I'm not crazy enough to jump off of one,"

"Don't worry, just hold my hand," Owen said, taking hers. Before Izzy knew what was going on, Owen jumped, taking her with him.

"Woohoo!" Owen yelled.

"Eee-yaa!" Izzy screeched as she held on to Owen. Soon both were safely on the ground and the only people left on the plane was Heather and Leshawna.

"Oh no, there is no way I'm going to jump," Heather said, turning her back on the opening of the plane.

"And why not?" Leshawna asked her, annoyed.

"Hello," Heather said in a singsong voice. "That's like, total suicide."

"Do we need a replay of last season?" Leshawna said threateningly, stepping towards the dark-haired girl. Heather glared at her.

"You wouldn't dare."

"AHHH!" Heather screamed as she plummeted down from the plane after Leshawna threw her off.

"Whoa!" Leshawna yelled as she jumped after.

When Leshawna and Heather landedgot their parachute packs taken off Chris looked around at the teens and clapped his hands together. "Well! Looks like everyone's here! I better tell you about this pla-"

"Yeah yeah," Duncan said, cutting him off. "Abandoned castle, crappy food, we heard about this in the letter! Can we just go to our rooms now?!"

The were a few murmurs of agreement and the teens started to move towards the entrance of the large castle.

"Hey, hold up," Chris said, quickly running past the contestants and blocking the doors. "You didn't let me finish Duncan. Alright, so we can skip the lecture about the area. But we need to get one thing cleared up. Out here, I see twenty-two teens before me."

"However, there are only ten bedrooms in the castle. Each containing two beds."

Everyone gasped. Lindsay cocked her head.

"Huh?" she asked, confused by the math.

"It means that two of us will be voted off!" Courtney yelled at her, annoyed by her ditzyness.

"That is correct Courtney!" Chris said, nodding towards the former CIT. "I'm sure all of you know eachother from last season, so you should know everyone pretty well. At least, well enough to know who you want off."

Confession Cam: Bridgette

"Okay, that's cruel. Even for Chris. I don't think I can vote anyone off this early, not even Heather." She looks towards the camera and says defensively, "Hey, maybe she changed!"

Confession Cam: Ezekiel

"Aw shoot, man." He looks down at the ground and shakes his head. "I am dead, eh. I can only hope that the girls don't remember what I said last season."

"Well, guys are a lot smarter and better at sports than girls are," Ezekiel said, crossing his arms.

"What's that suppose to mean?" Bridgette asked angrily.

"Yeah homeschool. Enlighten us," Eva said slamming her fist on the table.

"My dad told me to look out for the girls here, eh," Ezekiel continued, unaware of how many girls he was making angry. "Just in case they need help catching up."

"And everyone remembers how that ended up." He shrugs. "I still have a scar from where Eva strangled me, eh."

Confession Cam: Sadie and Katie

"When he said that, I like, freaked out!" Katie says while Sadie nods in agreement.

"I know. I just hoped he wouldn't separate us," she said, hugging Katie.

"Yeah, it was either both of us, or none of us," Katie said.

"And the last vote is in!" Chris said as Bridgette walked out of the outdoor voting booth.

Confessional Cam: Heather

"Was I worried about being voted off? Pfft, no!" She snorts. "The losers here probably think I'm not a threat anymore just because they supposedly 'know all my tricks'. Needless to say, I think I'm going to be sticking around for a while."

"As we wait for the results to come in, let me explain how voting is going to work here."

Suddenly, Chris pulled up a plate containing twenty marshmallows on it. "To keep the Total Drama Island spirit, we will still be using marshmallows,"

"Woohoo!" Owen yelled.

"That's the spirit, Owen!" Chris said. "Anyways, instead of the Dock of Shame, the loser will have to walk through the Parlor of Phailure, which is located at the front of the castle. Then they will be leaving on the Hearse of Losers, where they will be staying at a nearby rented out Holiday Inn (the ideal place for family vacations)."

"Now that's just blatant product placement!" Noah yelled out.

"Who cares? I'm getting paid for it!" Chris said, crossing his arms. "Anyways, the voting should be sorted out by now from Chef Hatchet-"

"Wait, you let Chef Hatchet handle the votes?" Trent said, horrified.

"Oh just this once," Chris said, turning towards the castle and stepping inside.

The teens were silent until Tyler broke it by saying, "Show of hands, who thinks that Chef is going to royally screw this up?"

Everyone's hand went up.

"Alrighty everyone," Chris said as he walked out of the front door and was facing the twenty-two teens. Suddenly his voice got all serious. "In front of me, are twenty-two contestants. On this plate, however, are twenty marshmallows. I will be handing them two-by-two to help this go a bit quicker."

"The first two will be..." The teens held their breaths. "Noah and Ezekiel."

Both of the two got up to take the marshmallow.

Confessional Cam: Noah

He looks out the door to see if anyone's outside.

Confessional Cam: Ezekiel

He looks around cautiously as he sits down.

Confessional Cam: Noah

He looks around one more time before looking at the camera and smirking.

"YES!" he suddenly yells out.

Confessional Cam: Ezekiel

"I'm not the first one out!" he yells as he holds up his marshmallow.

Confessional Cam: Noah

"I got my first marshmallow! Woohoo!-" He suddenly stops and looks at the camera. He coughs and straightens up.

"Um...you can edit that out right?" he asks nervously.

"Cody and Izzy," Chris said, throwing the marshmallows to both of them. Izzy giggled as she caught hers and Cody let out a sigh of relief.

"Harold and Leshawna; Gwen and Trent; Duncan and Courtney; Bridgette and Geoff,"

The couples hugged eachother when they both got their marshmallow, even Courtney gave Duncan a small one-armed hug.

"Heather and DJ." Gwen gasped and glared at Heather. The other girl smirked and waved back.

"Lindsay and Beth; Katie and-" Katie and Sadie held hands and smiled at eachother confidently.

"Eva." Both girls gasped as a marshmallow was tossed to Eva. Katie was so shocked that she let the marshmallow thrown to her bounced off her head.

Chris then looked more solemn than he did before.

"This is it," he said, looking at the remaining four campers. Tyler, Justin, Sadie and Owen. "The final two marshmallows of the night. If you don't get a marshmallow you must immediately go to the Hearse of Losers, and never even get to take a step inside the castle."

"The final two marshmallows go to..." Katie hugged her BFFFL tightly. Tyler looked at Lindsay and Owen looked at Izzy, both with nervous and meaningful stares.

"Sadie and Owen," Katie squealed in delight and Owen ran over to hug Izzy. Tyler and Justin looked defeated.

"NO! Tiger!" Lindsay yelled, running to hug the athlete.

"Hold on!" Chris yelled out, and the four looked at him with confused stares.

"You guys never let me finish," he said with an annoyed frown.

"Sadie and Owen," he started again. "I'm sorry, but you have been voted off of Total Drama Island: Season Two."

Katie and Sadie burst into tears as did Izzy and Owen.

Confessional Cam: Geoff

"Okay Chris," Geoff says, frowning. "You've done some pretty harsh things in the past, but that...that was just so..."

He looks down, searching for a word. He then glances up and says, "Not cool, man."

Confessional Cam: Duncan

"Hey, I had to get rid of Owen," Duncan crosses his arms. "He's the entire reason that I got voted off last season!"

He stops and then adds, "That, and he was the winner."

Confessional Cam: Gwen

"Who did I vote for? Well..." Gwen looks down, ashamed and then mumbles Sadie's name. Then she looks up angrily. "What? Those two have to be separated! And I have a feeling that Katie's a bit more faster abd quick-witted than Sadie."

She looks down again uncertainly, "Then again..."

"Wait! Chris!" Katie said as Sadie and Owen were about to go on the Hearse of Losers. "Please let me go in Sadie's place!"

"Aw...Katie!" Sadie said from inside the hearse as she got in. Chris shook his head and slammed the door of the car. "Nope, I am sorry. There are no loser exchanges."

As both Katie and Sadie burst into tears, Cody couldn't help but notice the smirk on Chris's face when Katie turned her back.

Confessional Cam: Cody

"This probably like, a field day for Chris," he says. "He's already ripped apart one couple and got two girls bawling. And the show's barely even started yet!"

He shivers. "Something tells me that this is going to be season's going to be really, really brutal."

As the Hearse of Losers left Bridgette and Gwen were comforting a still crying Katie and Izzy was still waving from where the hearse had left. Her crazy, slightly evil smile gone from her face.

"Congratulations remaining campers," Chris said as he looked around at the twenty teens. "You are safe for tonight."

Among the crowd he could see a few grins, but some were looking around nervously and the remaining couples held the other's hand tightly, seeing how sad Izzy looked.

"Now, choose your roommates. Girls rooms are at the left hallways at the top of the steps and boys are on the right." As the campers picked up their bags and filed into the castle Chris called out after them, "Make sure you get some rest! First challenge starts tomorrow and let me tell you, it's a doozy!"

"'It's a doozy'?" Gwen quoted to Bridgette and Leshawna as they walked through the entrance of the castle. The girls didn't dwell on it for too long though and settled on scrambling to find roommates so they wouldn't be paired with Eva.

Author's Note: Well, first chapter's here! My second attempt at starting a fanfic and this time, I actually planned it out! Anyways, I'm very open to suggestions especially for drama. All I've got is that Heather has something very devious up her sleeve. But a couple side-stories would be great! Come on, twenty teens? A huge castle? There's got to be some wackiness somewhere!