Author's notes:

Hello, everyone. This is my first fanfic. Ever since I saw Cloverfield, I've been wondering what would've happened if the Doctor had been there. I hope you like it. I have already posted this on a certain fanfiction archive entitled "A Teaspoon and and Open Mind".

Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who or Cloverfield. Doctor Who is the property of Russell T. Davies (Well, actually Steven Moffat if you're still reading this in 2010)and Julie Gardner, and of the Beebiddy-beeb-beeb-beeb (The BBC, obviously). Cloverfield is the property of J. J. Abrams and Matt Reeves, Paramount and Bad Robot.

Well, what more can I say? Enjoy.

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Chapter 1: A very bumpy ride

A strange sound, like a key scraping across wood, echoed across a vast, alien mountain range. The Tardis was dematerializing.

Inside, the Doctor fiddled with various switches and levers on the console.

"Where do you want to go next?" the Doctor asked.

"I was thinking of someplace a little bit warmer," replied Donna.

"I know just the place…" the Doctor began, "…Florana!"

"What's that like?"

"Oh, you're going to love it. Carpeted by perfumed flowers, seas of warm milk and sand as soft as swan's down."

"Sounds great," she replied excitedly.

"Alright then, Donna Noble! Off we go!" the Doctor said, grinning widely. He flipped some switches on the TARDIS console, seemingly at random.

"Maybe we should invite my Gramps to… Whoa!"

Suddenly the TARDIS console went up in sparks, and soon everything was upside down, spinning in circles… it was impossible to stay balanced. Then, suddenly, it all stopped, oxygen masks dropped from the ceiling and everything went dark.

End of Chapter 1