Mike POV

I fumbled with the card that I had "secretly" taken out of my parent's wallet. This whole date was not exactly going on the way I wanted it to be. I had already embarrassed myself in front of Bella because of the whole Chocolate ravioli. I'm not sure who the chef is, but I bet I could cook better than him without my two hands for crying out loud! I tried to become calm, and slowly walked out of the door. I could see my beautiful Bella staring without focus at a tree. Oh god, I was boring her. The best way to treat a date! I once again sighed at how stupid I could be and quickly walked to where she was.

"Hey, Bella! Sorry the whole dinner didn't go the way I supposed it should. I'll make it up to you though. How about a movie? I've heard that "Vampires from Hell" is the most popular these days."

I could see that Bella was rolling her eyes when I mentioned the name of the movie.

"Are you going to throw up all over the place like you did when we saw a movie with Jake last time?"

I could feel my ears getting red. I never knew that I could embarrass myself in front of her that time. I never had a strong stomach, but I didn't want to look weak next to that Jacob kid. Stupid, unnaturally tall kid. He freaks me out whenever I catch a look at his lean but muscular body. Better not get on his bad side, or else someone might have to serve "freshly squeezed Mike juice". I ignored Bella's comment and quickly said,

"I'll take that as a yes!"

I noticed Bella quietly sighing, but I tried not to let that bother my bursting heart full of joy. "Vampires of Hell" was a horror movie, which would make me and Bella closer. I was sure that Bella would scream then hide in my wide arms when a scary scene would be shown on the screen. I'd cuddle her for a second or so, comfort her, then maybe catch a kiss or two….. I was almost 100% sure that this would work. It had worked on Jessica, who had actually jumped on my lap after watching a man get his head chopped off. I wonder how Bella would react…..

Bella POV

"Vampires from Hell"? Seriously? I couldn't help but snort at the title of the movie we were going to watch. The only vampires from Hell I could think of was Victoria, who was now dead. Edward could even tell me that he was an angel, and I'd believe him. Of course I could not help agree with myself that Alice sure was a devil from Hell when she tried to play Barbie with me.

I could see how Mike was full of hope that I would act like any other flirty girl *cough*Jessica*cough* who would make immediate flesh-to-flesh contact when a "scary scene" came out. Though Mike might not know, I've been through more intimidating situations than any character in a horror movie. I've been bitten by a male vampire, visited power hungry vampires, and even been in a vampire war. Not an everyday event in a normal girl's life, eh? Anyways, these events have made me immune to most intimidating situations. A.K.A – horror movies do not scare me. Not even a little. I could sit through one of those movies without even changing my expression while Mike would be screaming his head off.

I kept my face blank on our ride to the theater. Mike was so into his fantasies to notice me, when I saw a sudden shadow appear at the rear mirror attached to the car door. However, when I looked back I saw nothing.

'What was THAT?"

That precise moment, I saw the face of my soon to be step- brother, Jasper.

Now that was something that really scared me.

"Holy shit, Jas-"

I saw Mike giving me this weird look as he tried to slow down his car, which he had accelerated at the surprise of my scream.

"Jasssssssssss – min tea! Ha.. haha… Yeah, that's it. I just love jasmine tea. Why don't we grab a cup of some at the theater? Do you like jasmine tea? I just cannot live without out it! Go Jasmine tea!"

Oh my god. I just acted like Emmett after he tried some booze. Note to self. Never let a vampire take a drink of alcohol, especially Vodka. That's the lesson I learned from that incident.

"Oookay… 0.o"

I decided to ignore the weird looks that Mike was giving me and looked back at the mirror, trying to find another glimpse of Jasper. That moment I once again saw him, this time mouthing 'don't worry' with a quick wink. I could see the evil glimpse in his eye telling me that another prank would once again follow. Yay. When I thought that my life couldn't get any worse. I started worrying about what the Cullens were planning for Mike when I suddenly felt the car speed up.

"MIKE! What are you doing?" You're going too fast!"

He was almost as fast as Edward. Well ALMOST.

"That. Car. In. Front. Of. Us. Damn. Bastard. Gotta. Catch. Up. It. Cut. In. Line."

I could see Mike's face getting red, as he tried to spit out coherent words. What the hell was going on? Mike was trying to compete with a guy that just cut in line in front of him? Now this was a new low for him.

"Mike! You're acting childish. SLOW DOWN THE CAR! You're going to kill us both!"

"No."

As a girl who usually went 40 miles an hour on her truck, Mike's speed was making me a bit sick. His ride was different from Edward's because not only was Edward's car a smoother vehicle, I had the faith that Edward would not get in a car crash while Mike would obviously get into one and pretty much kill both of us at this rate. I started thinking about why Mike was suddenly acting so dangerously childish (like that's a difference) when I remembered seeing Jasper.

Oh.

He must have controlled Mike's emotions to become aggressive and competitive. Stupid, emotion, controlling, vampire! I made a mental note to make sure that I pay backed Jasper in some way. Maybe I could give him a makeover with Alice just to torture him. I bet Alice would love it.

While I was in deep thought, I could hear police alarms from far away. That sounds got closer.. and closer.. and closer.. until I could hear that it was just behind us. When I looked out the window, I could see that we were in an alley where there were no other cars. We were blocked by a high fence and by the look on Mike's face, I could see that Jasper decided to stop controlling his 'competitive' side. I could not see where this prank was going to. I had this strong belief that the Cullens, especially Edward, would not include me into this whole act. However, it seemed like both Mike and I would be headed to the Sheriff, who is… lets see…. MY DAD! I could just imagine how he would flip, then ask endless questions about why I was with Mike and not with Edward. I couldn't help but groan when I heard a familiar voice coming from a megaphone.

"You are surrounded. Both the driver and passenger will need to step out of the car and keep your hands out."

It faintly…sounded like… Edward! But… it was a bit more gruff and low… and there would be no way he'd be here right now. I must miss him so much that now I'm even hearing things.

"I said GET OUT!"

This voice sounded a bit like Rosalie's, but a bit too high and rough. What was the matter with me?

I turned to look at Mike who was whimpering in fear. It seemed that he hated the fact of meeting his parents at the police station as much as I did.

"B…Bella.. I'm really.. s..sorry. I think I've just ruined our…n..night."

"Just get out of the car Mike."

I stepped out of the car with my hands on the hood of Mike's car. That moment, I could see two cops walking to us. They both seemed to have bodies fit for models, the man tall and lean, and the women slim but glamorous. I never knew that such beautiful police men and women existed. However, as they walked closer, I could see that they had a reason to be so dazzling. Those two were Edward and Rosalie. Yup. EDWARD and ROSALIE. They did disguise themselves though, making them unrecognizable if you were not family. Edward had a hat covering his face with a set of black glasses. His hair seemed more of a black than his usual bronze and a bit more trimmed. He sure did look pretty sexy though with his black outfit. If I'd had my way, I'd make him wear that police outfit all the time. Rosalie too was a genuine beauty. Her hair was braided until her waist, and she also wore a hat and dark glasses. Her tight skirt was cut way above her knees, and her black high heels gleamed in the early moon light. Edward was first to talk with his "disguised" voice.

"Sir, I believe your car has way passed the speed limit about 5 minutes ago?"

Mike only nodded his head in shame. It seemed like he had no clue that the 'officer' in front of him was actually Edward.

"Then I believe that we shall have to take you to the nearby police station. But before that, my co-worker and I will have to investigate you for a quick moment, just in case you hold something … inappropriate. "

Edward shoved Mike to Rose, who dragged him to the cruise. As he walked right in front of me, touched his face, checking if it was really him. The smooth skin, coldness, hard texture…. Yup, it was Edward. As soon as Rose pushed Mike into the police car where he wouldn't see me, I pounced onto him.

"Edward!"

"Glad to see me?"

"I'm gladder seeing you right than finding a bottle of water after spending a year in a dessert."

"Hmmm.. Well that makes a good point, my love."

That moment, I could feel Edward's lips crush to mine. I was urgent to once again be in touch with him, and it seemed the same for him too. As my passion began to flood out me, I tugged at his shirt, and gently grazed his face with my hands. However, Edward being Edward pulled me off him, thinking I was going 'over board.'

"You better stop, or I'll have to keep you locked up like your other petty friend over there."

"I'd love to be locked if you're there with me."

As I joked around with Edward's words, I could hear the playful growl in his chest. I decided to give him another push, to send him off the cliff.

"Did I tell you that you look really… sexy?"

I could hear the string that attached Edward to his sanity snap. Edward hugged me in a rough embrace, while kissing me deeply. Sadly, me being me, I had to break the mood by acting too eager again. Edward seemed to be regaining his common sense and started prying me off, though I couldn't miss the huge smile on his face.

"You really shouldn't tempt me like that."

"Whyyyy not?"

"Bella, I have handcuffs and I'm not afraid to use them."

Edward and I both quietly shook with laughter at his little joke. Rosalie seemed to have enough with us and started acting like a mad donkey.

"Officer Virgin, if you don't get your ass here with that girl, I'll be sticking you into the cell too. Do you get me, officer Virgin?"

Oh my god. Edward's name. That was it. I started laughing like there was no tomorrow. In fact, I started laughing so hard that I fell, being the clumsy human that I am. Luckily, Edward caught me, like always, and swiftly put me back onto my feet.

"You really shouldn't laugh like that."

If Edward was a human, I was 10000000% sure that he would be red from head to toe.

"Of…off..officer VIRGIN?"

I couldn't help but get in another laughing fit.

"I'm going to kill Emmett for naming me like that."

I tried muffling my laughter.

"It's okay Eddie, the cute and innocent name fits you very, very well."

I'm not sure if it was my laughter, or if it was my tone that I only used to my 3 year old cousin, but I could hear Edward sighing.

"I think we agreed about not using cheesy nick names?"

"Nope (popping the p), you only agreed to yourself. I remember no such agreement."

I couldn't help but putting on a bright grin, and I could see that Edward too could not resist that crooked smirk I loved.

"You really should be getting ready now for the events ahead of you."

"WHAT?"

I couldn't believe it. There was still more left. Edward could see my expression because he soon started explaining.

"Alice hasn't made her grand appearance yet."

And I couldn't just help but groan as Edward guided me to the Police Cruise.

I understand if you hate me. I really do. I have nothing to say.

For the first few months, fan fiction must have hated me becuse they wouldn't let me login.

Then I was sick for a few months.

Then my computer broke down becuase of my stupid cousin.

Oh what the heck. I'm still sorry like crazy.

I'll understand if you curse me or anything like that.

To make it up to you, I made this chapter extraaaa long. Two times the length!

Hope ya'll forgive me, I'll be updating soon!