A\N: Do not understand my muses...

"And this song goes out to Conner McKnight."

Conner turned bright red.

No. He should not have gotten drunk. Especially with members of Kira's band.

But did he really deserve this punishment?

Every. Single. Radio. Station. It was enough to drive a man insane.

"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world..."

Or humiliate him.

He saw Kira singing along, innocent as always.

"I'm a blonde bimbo girl in a fantasy world..."

"THAT'S IT!"

Conner leaped at Kira. Kira danced away, still singing.

"Imagination, life is your creation..."

Geeks are staring. Geeks are staring.

"Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please..." Kira sang.

Haley watched the duo with amusement.

Radio was the coolest invention ever.

"Come on Barbie, let's go party." Kira all but shouted. "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world..."

Finally the song ended. He charged after Kira, only to have Dr. O block him.

And then he realized that the whole Cyberspace had heard the song.

He ran.