Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto. I'll be posting up the third chapter to Fire Chronicles soon.

Scene 8:

Neji: However, whether you see another team or not...come back here. Got it?

Tenten: Okay!

Lee: Roger!

Hiyony: Right!

Director: CUT! Hiyony! Off the scene!

Hiyony: BUT HE NEEDS ME! HE. NEEDS. MEEEE!

Scene 8 Take 2:

Neji: However, whether you see another-

Hiyony: ~steals his headband~ OOOHHHHHH!

Director: CUT! Hiyony, don't take his headband!

Hiyony: Right! I'll take his pants instead!

Tenten: ~blushes~ Eeeehh!

Lee: ~pale~

Neji: ~anime vein~

Director: NO! Don't take anything!

Hiyony: ...But his pants.

Director: NO! Nothing at all!

Hiyony: ...But his pants?

Director: NOTHING. AT. ALL!

Hiyony: ...So his pants AND his boxer?

Director: ~twitches~ JUST TAKE HIS SHIRT AND JACKET!

Hiyony: OKAY!

Neji: WHAT?

Scene 4:

Orochimaru: ~extends his neck and moves toward Sasuke to bite him~

Akio: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

Mizu: He's trying to be a snake, baka.

Hiyony: Snake? I thought he was a giraffe. But he bit Sasuke at the neck…. So he's a vampire giraffe?

Director: There's no such thing! Stop interrupting the scene!

Michiko: Well… there's one way to find out. ~holds up a stake and hammer~

Hiyony: ~Already dressed as a priest~ BEGONE EVIL ONE! MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN THOUSANDS OF PIECES!

Mizu: Or in Hell. That's nice, too.

Scene 9:

Kairen: Sasuke...you are a fool. You stood there like a coward, you got me so pissed off that I broke my promise, and you even-

Mizu: ~Uses a voice modulator megaphone to imitate Kairen~ You're a complete sissy and need to stop looking like a chicken! If only you had a better personality, then the lives of everyone around you would be better! And stop looking at me with those perverted eyes; I'll gorge them out!

Akio: ~grabs the megaphone~ And girls don't satisfy you, only Naru-face can! His small muscles and his small pe-!

Mizu: ~grabs the megaphone back~ Baka! Don't say that on film!

Akio: I CAN'T LIE AND SAY THAT IT'S BIG!

Hiyony: Akio… how did you even know about his size?

Akio: ~shifty eyes~

Naruto: ~pale and in the corner huddling~

Sasuke: ~twitching~

Scene 5

Anko: ~Running through the branches~ I feel him… He's close!

~Giant pie suddenly swings down toward her~

Anko: WHAT THE? ~Runs full body into it~ …MICHIKO! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT BLUEBERRY!

Director: CUT! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM! Clean-up crew, are you doing your job?

Manager: Th-they got tied up, sir…

Director: With what!

Manager: No… They really got tied up.

Director: ….

Scene 5 Take 2

Anko: ~Running through the branches~ I feel him… He's- ~Steps on wax, slips and falls~ AHHH!

Director: MICHIKO!

Scene 5 Take 5

Anko: ~somebody blows at the back of her neck~ ACK!

Michiko: ~laughing madly while running away~

Anko: DAMN IT, MICHIKO!

Scene 5 Take 7

Anko: ~Running through the branches paranoid~ …..I feel him… He's close…! ~lands on a larger branch with relief that nothing happened~

Orochimaru: It's been a long time… Anko.

Anko: You are an extremely dangerous S-class wanted-!

Michiko: ~Drops ice cubes down Anko's back~

Anko: WAAAH!

Michiko: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anko: THIS IS THE LAST STRAW, MICHIKO! ~Chases after her~ GET BACK HERE!

Director: Can someone get me an aspirin…?

Scene 1

Sasuke: ~Runs at Orochimaru with battle cry~

Hiyony/Akio: ~Runs in whooping like Native Americans~

Director: CUT! What do you think you're doing?

Hiyony: Playing Indian!

Director: …I'll be sorry if I ever asked. Why are you… playing Indian?

Akio: The script said Emo-butt runs out there with a battle cry.

Hiyony: And this is our battle cry! We have the costumes and everything!

Director: You don't play Indian, you play Ninja-! I MEAN! YOU ARE NINJAS! Start acting like one!

Hiyony: Che… Stingy.

Scene 6

Orochimaru: If he survives, things will become interesting.

Anko: And what if he doesn't?

Orochimaru: Then there will be this girl. I will find out more about her, and if he dies, she might be my successor.

Mizu: NO! ~pulls Kairen off the set~ YOU CAN'T HAVE HER! SHE'S MINE!

Kairen: ~smiles and blinks~

Hiyony: Hey! I'm the youngest! Kairen gets to be with me!

Mizu: What? Kairen's mine! Kairen, who do you choose!

Kairen: Mmm.. Sassycakes!

Mizu: WHAT?

Sasuke: ?

Fangirls: NO! SASUKE-KUN IS OURS!

Director: Not again…Hiyony what are you doing?

Hiyony: ~preparing torturing devices and includes the Iron Maiden~ Hm? I'm just preparing stuff for the initiation to welcome him into the family!

Everyone: ...