Divided By Zero
A Sequel to Ike's Quest for Proof. Now that Ike has proved that he is straight and Roy has defied the laws of physics to reunite with Marth after being kicked out after Melee, everything should have been fine.
Except for the fact that Roy defied the laws of physics and the time space continuum wants revenge. We'll need a lot more hemp before we're through.
Disclaimer: Nintendo, Sega and Konami so far own all the characters in this.
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Master Hand barrelled down the corridors to the core of the disturbance. The fabric of existence was rupturing and he had a pretty good idea why.
"Okay which one of you idiots re-opened the portals without a week of recalibration to adjust for certain time zones and alternate universes?" The Smashers all took one very big step back from Roy who had no option but to look sheepishly.
"Oops?" He ventured.
"Oops? OOPS?! DO YOU REALISE WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU BLITHERING IDI-" He paused for a while, taking into account the red hair and realised who he was talking to "hey wait, didn't I fire you last time?" The ruler of the Nexus asked.
"No?" Roy cringed, trying to avoid a finger cannon attack.
"Oh, fair enough. Must have mistaken you for a third party." He dismissed. There was that one red-head who he rejected. He didn't speak at all but apparently had some great achievement to his record, something about a demon known as Lavos. It didn't matter. If that blue boy with the cannon on his arm wasn't getting in neither was he. Roy breathed a small sigh of relief.
"So does this mean the portals are broken now? How will we get back?" Asked Olimar, nervous about his Pikmin friends back home.
"Oh the portals still work alright, that's the bloody problem. The thing is the amount of energy that was used to re-open those means that the dimensions are slowly being pulled together. Or this one is being slowly ripped apart, never sure which one of the two it is. It's why we only open them at the beginning and end of tournaments, this always happens when the portals are open you just don't notice because we keep them open for only a few minutes. My guess is they've been open for an hour to get to this stage." Master Hand explained.
"That has got to be one of the worst attempts at scientific explanation I've heard."
"Look lady, I could go into such detail here that the amount of knowledge would make your head explode, do you want a blown up head? No. All we have to do is send ROB in there to shut the portals and we can all go back to normal."
"Beep?" (Why me?) asked the robot, this wasn't part of his contract.
"Because you're disposable, now get in there!" Master Hand commanded, grabbing the robot, opening the door to the portal room and throwing him in. Much to his apparent displeasure.
"So how long does this take?" Ike asked.
"About a few seconds, we have an emergency shut off valve for this sort of thing." They waited for a few minutes, the energy still crackled in the atmosphere and was making Pikachu feel a bit dizzy now. The Smashers breathed a sigh of relief when ROB emerged unharmed.
"Beep." He whispered to Master Hand, if he had eyes they would probably have bulged out by now.
"WHAT?" He shouted so loud that even Crazy hand could hear it in his cage. "Okay, we are screwed now. Start panicking."
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Deep within the gaps between dimensions a small voice chuckled.
"Hmm, what a wondrous opportunity we have here. At least this time there won't be a meddlesome plumber to intervene in my plans, nor that accursed turtle or that bimbo."
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I'm back with my biggest venture yet in the Nintendo franchises. Less Yaoi jokes for now though.