ltifal: this is the final chapter. I hope you all really enjoy the fic :D

Shion: cough… Kurumada-sama owns Saint Seiya

Dohko: she apologized for any mistakes and error

ltifal: happy reading XD

Driving Lesson

Part Six

Experience 10 – Shion and Dohko

The oldest duo of gold saints was looking intently at the broken-junk-car, Shion eyes was twitching rapidly as he examined the car. Icy-rose door, design by Camus and Aphrodite combination, interior design of pink and rose petal by Aphrodite, roofless car design by Shura, a broken door which was contributed by Deathmask, Aiolia and Camus, broken bumper and scraps by Shaka. Now he never knew that learning to drive would be that hard… he glanced at Hyoga whose face looked sour and tired.

"I never know that our 'kids' could cause that much destruction while driving a car…" Dohko said almost voicing Shion's thought as the Tiger (Dohko name means tiger) looked around to the headless statue, sakura's thump, destroyed rose garden and grass around the huge mansion. "If they could do something like this when driving, I think Athena should think twice when she asks us to do something else…"

"Like… cooking?" Hyoga stared at them in horror when Shion said the world. 'Cooking!' he thought as his head imagining the gold saints together in the kitchen, cooking, cutting, icing and burning in the house? 'No no no' he shook his head before he paused… 'Although… I hear Deathmask is quite good on making Italian food.'

"Hyoga!"

"Oh geez! Shion-sama, you don't need to yell like that!" he almost jumped when he found out both of them were already inside the car, with Dohko on the steering wheel and Shion who was raising eyes brown, staring at him. An embarrassed cough came out as the youngster walked around the car and went inside.

"Ehem, all right." He said as he explained how to drive to both older saints. After some explanation, he slide the seat belt and locked it into its place as Dohko did the same.

"Before he starts, kid." Shion began as he eyeing the lad carefully and continued. "I have to tell you something…"

"Yes?"

"He and technology are not couple made in heaven." Shion murmured pointing to his best friend as Hyoga gave him a weird glance. A question mark seemed to appear above his head.

"What?"

"… You'll see." He said when Dohko looked at the radio button in curiosity. 'Now what do that suppose to mean?' he thought and as he pondering, he suddenly heard a crash and looked at the radio blankly.

"…"

"Dohko-sensei… what did you do with that radio?" he stared at the now smoking button-less radio.

"I was pressing that button, I though it should be playing some music right?" Dohko said as Shion rolled his eyes.

"True…"

"Then since it was not playing, I pushed that thing and this thing and so on."

"But how come it does explode like that?" Hyoga was really really needed a vacation after this, North Pole seemed to be inviting….

"That's always happen when Dohko touches anything modern." Shion said before he sighed "That how my MP3 went off too…"

"You have MP3?" the blonde hair saint stared at him. The 243-old-years-but-looks-like-18-years-old had a MP3!? How come he himself didn't have any?! 'Wait the minutes… if anything modern was smoking under Dohko's hand then…' as soon as he finished thinking, the car suddenly moved slightly but soon broke down with a black smoke came out from the front. "Great… I'm really dead." He murmured.

"…what about my driving lesson?" Shion said. The truth was after he heard his apprentice driving story, he was quite happy he didn't need to try to drive. (ltifal: so that's why Shion let Dohko drive first?)

"Do you think Athena will give me another car to try?" Bump! Hyoga was again hitting his forehead to the dashboard…

Saint

Seiya

Last – The Report

Athena was speechless when she entered the mansion after several days away to take care her multi-billionaire business. Oh, sure she could just pay some gardener to restore her huge garden… but her statue was missing a head, the twin sakura was cut and her beautiful grass was destroyed, not to mention the rose garden. Now she couldn't decide if this Hyoga's fault or gold saints' fault. She groaned and almost popped her eyes out in wonder when she saw the red Toyota car was completely a wreck. She did feel that she made a wrong mistake but what done was done, she sighed as she walked toward her working room and pushed the bell button on the table.

"Tatsumi? Where's Hyoga? I need him to come with a report." she said as soon as she heard Tatsumi's rough voice.

"Um… yes miss, but I believe that he is heading to the North Pole, something about mind meditation he said."

"North Pole?" she raised her eye browns in confused, a sweatdrop could be seen on her forehead.

"Saori-san?" Shion's head was popping inside and nervously made his way toward the goddess after she gestured him to come.

"Yes?"

"This is a report from um… our driving experience."

"Oh? I was just asking about that. Thank you." She said as she opened the book. Shion quickly excused himself and walked outside which made Athena raised her eyesbrown for a second times and read.

Driving score

Shion: E Reason: not driving

Mu: D Reason: pass gear 1 but teleporting

Alderbaran: E Reason: not driving, the car is too small

Saga: C Reason: parking difficulty

Kanon: C Reason: parking difficulty

Deathmask: C Reason: speeding like crazy crabby

Aiolia: B Reason: normal driver

Shaka: D Reason: blind driver

Dohko: E Reason: car breakdown (don't let him touch any technology)

Milo: A Reason: stuntman drive but unsafe

Aiolos: E Reason: not driving

Syura: C Reason: horizontal driver

Camus: A Reason: stuntman drive but unsafe (My own sensei! Can you believe it, Saori-san?!)

Aphrodite: E Reason: not driving but designing

Recommend for driving license: Saga. Kanon, Aiolia.

Recommend for racing: Deathmask, Milo, Syura, Camus

Personal note: I'm off to North Pole for meditation.

End of report

"…" the purple hair goddess didn't know if driving lesson would be amusing to watch with the 14 gold saints. Hmm, maybe next time when she asked someone to teach them something, she should be home. Now how about the cooking lesson then? She grinned rather evilly. Too bad, Shun was too patience and innocent...she couldn't put someone as sweet as him... on second thought, maybe not. "Tatsumi?" she pushed the button again "Call Shun to my working room please? she said sweetly and began to chuckle.

Owari

Authoress note: glad it's over. Review please :)