Heyyy! i apologize for the late update!
Disclaimer: DNON
This is the newest addition to The Newspaper. I have sources set around the most gossiped couple, researching their background. The sources will not be revealed as to protect their identities.
Oi Itachi! You sure your family's security is guaranteed?
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But of course.
Oh? (snicker snicker) You might want to check it out.
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Why?
Somebody has been background checking your brother and the Sakura girl.
So?
Uchiha Sasuke. The newspaper will not waste ink to write much about this man, after all, everyone who is someone knows about this man. Though, there has been an interesting piece of info regarding his background. This certain source sent us valuable information. It was recorded that this nine-teen year old man once had a creative mind. It was known to few that he had thought that…
You dog!
*Raises eyebrow*
…his older brother, Uchiha Itachi – also quite a hunk, his orientations aren't yet known; was out to murder his whole family. This boy was only seven when he came up with this theory, but one must still wonder about him.
I-I-It…
*Smirk*
You were the source!
Heh.
One could fill pages of this certain man, but due to the limited space, The Newspaper will let out only his birthday of July 23. And his one elder brother, Uchiha Itachi, And his parents, Fugaku and Mikato Uchiha, are married. This man is rich, once again The Newspaper will not waste ink on a life that the world knows of.
*Mouth drops*
Close your mouth Kisame.
Haruno Sakura, also known as TMGFOUS (The Maybe GirlFriend Of Uchiha Sasuke), also a nobody before this rumor. Her five fingered forehead (a forehead bigger than the norm) is covered by her pink bangs. Rumor has it, that the Uchiha Sasuke, has taken a liking to long hair (Ladies – take this as hint, grow out your hair). Her hair, said a source, has grown an inch since last year, to impress this Uchiha. How shallow replied a girl with red hair of three feet.
You made the information up!
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So?
She is 5 feet 6 inches, shorter than the 5'7", she is said to have a short temper inherited from her father…
I thought it was inherited from her mother.
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It is.
Then… why?
*Smirks*
From her mother she has inherited her ruby red eyes, which she shamelessly hides behind her green contacts, said a close relative to the Uchiha.
They are green!
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*Smirks*
Quit smirking. Why did you give out false info when anyone can see she has green eyes?
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To see how stupid the newspaper is.
…According to a blue haired girl, who has been standing out in front of the building protesting this new SasuSaku development, it was said that she had a nose job (A La Gasp!). This was surprising; what next? A boob job? Stay tuned to find out more of this pink haired girl.
Who is the blue haired girl?
*Shrugs*
*Thinks*
She a Sasuke fangirl??
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No.
Who is she?
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My girlfriend.
*Gasp* I thought we had something!
*Glares*
All right, all right, why did she say that?
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I paid her.
Sasuke stood behind her, resting his chin on her shoulder, reading the newspaper she held.
"Itachi…" he growled.
She chuckled and continued to read on.
She gasped. "I did not get a nose job! It's natural"
So this was Itachi and Kisame! Woohoo!
ReVIew?
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