South Park: Kyle and Cartman's Big Misadventure

South Park: The Revenge of Bebe

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park. If I did I'd be rich. Rich I tells ya! Ahem. This is set after Super Fun Time. Bebe finally gets out of jail and tries to kill Wendy.

Chapter 1: Danger at Stark's Pond

It was another Sunday morning in South Park. Stan and Kyle decided they were going to take a walk to Stark's Pond and throw stones in the icy water. It was a lovely day, the birds were singing and the snow was pure white.

"Y'know Stan," began Kyle. "Nothing in this town really changes. Like the snow and cold weather."

"Yeah," replied Stan. "Maybe if this town was built a bit lower down, we would have some nice hot weather for a change."

"Dude, are you serious?" asked Kyle. "The last summer we had sucked, remember?"

"Oh, yeah" replied Stan. "THAT summer sucked, especially because fireworks were banned."

The two were just walking up to Stark's Pond up ahead when they heard cries for help.

"Someone's in trouble!" cried Kyle.

Stan and Kyle ran up to the pond…and saw Wendy Testaburger right in the middle of the pond clinging on to the ice for dear life!

"Oh my god, Wendy!" cried Stan.

"Help me, Stan!" cried Wendy.

"Oh my god, what should we do, what should we do?!" panicked Kyle.

"Kyle, you go get help! I'm going out there." said Stan.

"Are you crazy?!" replied Kyle. "If you fall through too you'll freeze to death!"

"I have to save her, though!" continued Stan. "You just run home and get some warm blankets!"

"Okay, Stan." replied Kyle as he reluctantly started running home.

Kyle ran as fast as he could. He passed Cartman's house. "Where you goin', Jew?" asked Cartman, who was playing with toy cars on the sidewalk with Kenny.

"None of your business, fatass!" yelled Kyle as he continued running.

Meanwhile, Stan was trying to rescue Wendy. He decided that Kyle was right, he couldn't go out there and freeze to death himself. So he tried to think of other ideas.

"Have you tried pulling yourself up onto the ice?!" he yelled.

"I can't!" replied Wendy. "I keep slipping back into the water!"

Then Stan had an idea.

What will happen in chapter 2? How will Stan rescue Wendy? If you've got any ideas please tell me!