Title-Father and Son

Author's note: I am soooo sorry this took so long. I was a bit dead on inspiration…..that is until I gave my little cousin the talk the other day…………this is actually exactly how our conversation went, save the last thing that Obi-Wan says ^-^

Disclaimer- If I owned star wars then Anakin and Padme would have never met and everyone in the galaxy would live happily ever after

Chapter2-Talk

Summary-Qui-Gon gives his padawan "The Talk"

Obi's age: 13

To say that Qui-Gon Jinn was nervous would be an understatement.

A major understatement.

The Jedi master paced back and forth in front of the couch on which his padawan sat. The ginger haired boy's eyes followed his master as the older man paced.

"Master….you wanted to talk to me about something?" Obi-Wan said impatiently. His master had called him away from the park where he and his friends where because they needed to "talk". But now all Qui-Gon was doing was pace uncontrollably.

"Um yes Obi-Wan…I do need to uh talk to you…" Qui-Gon said coming to a sudden halt.

Oh force where do I start?

He unconsciously brought a finger to his mouth and began to chew the nail. He immediately jerked it away once he realized what he was doing

Dear force I haven't chewed my nails since I was 12!

And suddenly he felt very old. And decided he had to get this over with, before the tension gave him a stroke (which he decided he was at a good age for…..)

"Ok." He took a deep breath and turned to face his padawan "Do you know how babies are made Obi-Wan?"

Obi-Wan gave his master a strange look "um…..no not…not really master"

"Well then….let me tell you" Qui-Gon took in an unusually large amount of air, to which Obi-Wan gave him an even stranger look.

Obi-Wan wondered why this was oh so important.

"Well you see Obi-Wan……..when a man…and a woman have a sort of…..er…..physical…..contact-"

"Oh you mean like kissing?!"

Qui-Gon's face became slightly red "um… sort of….yes like kissing"

Obi-Wan's face brightened "that's how babies are made?! Wow and to think I actually wanted to kiss a girl!"

Qui-Gon looked horrified "Obi-Wan Kenobi please tell me I didn't just hear that!" he shook his head

No! No getting sidetracked Jinn! Just get it over with already!

"No I er…. It's not kissing, it's like kissing. It's um a little more complicated"

Obi-Wan calmed down a bit "How?"

"It um………it involves undressing……."

Silence

"Kissing naked?" If Qui-Gon where any less tensed he would have laughed at how comical his Padawan's expression was.

"No no…….it's um er……it involves a bed….and um the woman and the man er…" Qui-Gon couldn't take it anymore. He ran to his Padawan's side and quickly whispered all that a boy his age needed to know about sex.

He pulled away from Obi-Wan's ear and saw the boy was frozen in shock. Eyes wide, mouth open.

After a while he turned to his master and in the most exasperated tone said "Is that why you and Master Tahl kick me out of the house for hours on end?!"

lmao i love that last part XD

So anyway guys remember im inspiration dead until this story reaches Obi-Wan age 20, I have stories for 20+ but im stuck now, and I would love to use any idea you have! Review and the Force shall be with you.