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Who Will Win?

Back in Karakura Town

Yoruichi x Gin, Kaname

Gin: I wish we could see.

Kaname: Me too

Aizen: I had to leave Yammy guarding Yoruichi.

Gin: Ain't too sure about Yammy's abilities, I am thinkin' I should take his place.

Kaname: No, I should we would not want Yoruichi to escape.

Gin: (steps to Kaname) Why don't we settle this like men.

Kaname: I agree.

Gin: Rock, paper, scissors on three.

Kaname: Of course it's a blood free path to justice.

A battle between a captain and an Espada begins back in Los Noches (LN). Yammy is bombarded by thousands of small blades.

Yammy: Where in hell did you come from? Who are you?

Byakuya: I am Kuchiki Byakuya and I am the one Yoruichi is leaving with.

Yammy: I wouldn't count on it little man.

Yammy shoots a Cero blast at Byakuya. Byakuya uses his flash steps to dodge the blast. The impact of the blast causes the already structurally damage room to start to collapse, and Yoruchi has no choice but to escape by jumping out the window. Yoruichi lands gracefully on her feet.

A voice whispers in her ear: Hello pretty lady.

Yoruichi: Grimmjow? Aren't you supposed to be dead?

Grimmjow: You of all people should know a cat has nine lives. Speaking of cats, I bet you can make me purrrrrr.

Yoruichi: That's supposed be my line.

Ishida: Step away from Yoruichi, she's with me.

Grimmjow: And who are supposed be?

Ishida: I am Ishida Uryuu, the Quincy that's going to take your life.

Grimmjow: That's big talk from a boy.

Ishida: It's not just talk, Mr. Kitty. I am a Quincy and I am certainly not afraid of an 80s rock band reject.

Grimmjow: It's on slim shaddy.

Renji: Hey Yoruichi! (yelling as he runs over to her)

Grimmjow: Who the hell are?

Renji: I am your worse nightmare

Yoruichi: Ok this is getting too weird (she flash steps away).

Renji: Dammit where'd she go? Oh man, I had the perfect line too.

Ishida: And what was that?

Renji: You know milk does the body good, but I can do it better.

Both Grimmjow and Ishida were impressed by Renji's line.

Very far away from Los Noches

Yoruichi: See Tsunade that is why I had to leave.

Tsunade: I understand Yoruichi. You can stay her as long as you need to, but stay in cat form for now.

Yoruichi: Thank you, Tsunade

Naruto: You sent for me Granny Tsunade.

Tsunade: Yes this is Yoruichi. Yoruichi will be helping you with your training.

Naruto: A CAT, ARE YOU CRAZY!!

Yoruichi: Naruto

Naruto: You CAN TALK!!

Yoruichi: Yes, I can talk.

Tsunade: Naruto, Yoruichi is highly skilled and can take you to another level.

Naruto: WOW a talking cat.

Naruto takes Yoruichi on a tour of the Leaf Village. The two run into Kakashi, who is thumbing through one of his favorite books.

Naruto: Kakashi this is Shihōin Yoruichi

Kakashi: Did you say Shihōin Yoruichi?

Naruto: Yes, he's going to train me, if

Kakashi: You know Yoruichi milk does the body good, and I am much better then milk. Why don't we go back to my place and discuss effective training methods for Naruto over an ice-cold bottle of milk.

Yoruichi: Did you say an ice-cold bottle of milk?

Naruto: What about my TRIANING?

Kakashi: Here Naruto read this you may learn something.

He hands him the book he was reading, A Gentlemen's Guide to a Hot Bod and Hot Girls by Shunsui Kyōraku & Jūshirō Ukitake. Kakashi and Yoruichi start walking away. They slow their pace as they see a foreboding figure in the distance.

Kakashi: I wonder who that is

Yoruichi: It can't be, it is, its Sesshōmaru. I wonder what is he doing here? I haven't seen him in almost 100 years. He is an Inugami daiyokai.

Kakashi: I see a dog demon

Yoruichi: Now for that glass of milk, I am pretty sure he's not here for me (oh dear, maybe I should have went to visit Goku instead).

Sesshomaru: There she is.

Rin: Where, I just see a man and a cat.

Jaken: I see Lord Sesshomaru (he pages quickly through, A Gentlemen's Guide to Girls and Great Hair), I have found the perfect line: Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? Lord Sesshomaru…

Sesshomaru: I do not need your help Jaken, I got this (he recites his line: Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me).

A/N: Yes, I have used another lame chapter title.