RUNAWAY SMILE
by dorkalicious
SUMMARY: If you say it's over, it's really over. Just because I'm staring at a picture of you right now and the trashcan in my room is overflowed with used tissues doesn't mean I still love you. Seriously, we are truly OVER.
WARNING: A bit OOC-ness and cliché parts. And Sasuke bashing, you most certainly cannot forget the Sasuke bashing.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: An angry Sakura's point of view is so much fun to write about :D
STANDARD DISCLAIMER APPLIED
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chapter 1
sorry sir, but you lost this one
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Dear Sasuke,
(NOTICE HOW I DIDN'T SAY SASUKE–KUN)
It's me, your EX-girlfriend, thanks to you and your fickle ways.
I don't miss you; neither do I disagree with the fact that you dumped me instead of me dumping you. So I'll try to keep this professional.
Remember I said try.
You dumped me because you said I was too dare I say, clingy, annoying, controlling, and jealous.
Why? How?
1). I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT JEALOUS
I was just trying to be a nice girlfriend, that's all.
I can't help that you were constantly glancing at other girls. And may I add that they wore extremely revealing and skimpy outfits?
Were they prettier or skinnier than me? Did they have bigger chests? Were their foreheads normally sized? Were they sexier than me?
Or is it because you were browsing for variety and you knew you were already going to dump me?
That's not the emotionless, revenge-driven Sasuke Uchiha I know. You're not that type.
But maybe I wasn't good enough for you (pretty, smart, nice, MEDIC-NIN?)…Or maybe you were too blind from using your Sharingan too much.
2). NEITHER AM I CLINGY
Did you ever hear me ask, "WHERE WERE YOU BETWEEN 7:00 PM AND 9:00 PM YESTERDAY NIGHT?" Or something along the lines of that…
Do you even know the meaning of clingy? Well of course you do, you're the Oh-So-Famous "Uchiha Prodigy!"
CLINGY: too dependent on the company or emotional support of other people
Do you ever hear me asking for your help in matters such as fighting, healing, cooking, or anything else?
But you only live off of a diet of tomatoes, water, and the occasional bowl of ramen (thanks to a certain, hyperactive blonde whom you have tried to kill on the rare occasion), so why would I need to ask for your help in cooking of all things?
Well on to somewhat different matters, OF COURSE I'M EMOTIONAL.
EVERYONE has his or her emotional moments every now and then (everyone except for YOU, Mister-I-have-no-emotions-due-to-my-miserable-childhood).
I cry, I laugh, I frown, I smile, and I feel: THAT MEANS I HAVE EMOTION, but I certainly do not need YOUR support.
3). CONTROLLING? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
Do I control what you eat? Did I ever say, "HEY! Tomatoes are good for you! That's the only thing you're basically eating from now on!"
You're right, I didn't.
Do I control what you wear? I never told you to wear that stupid ribbon around your waist, did I?
Well thank goodness you went back to your normal clothing before you, well you know, LEFT ME ON A FREAKING BENCH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
I DID NOT appreciate all those strange stares I received from people taking a walk. And NO, an unconscious, teenage girl lying on a random bench when it's FREAKING cold outside is NOT normal.
4). ANNOYING? ANNOYING? ANNOYING?
I most certainly feel the need to emphasize on the word ANNOYING because that's what you have been constantly saying to me since we met at the academy.
And, "Sakura, leave me alone," but anyways, ANNOYING?
Okay, if you find that girls who TRY to be a better girlfriend for a guy who can NEVER be pleased is annoying, than FINE.
If you say it's over, it's really over.
Just because I'm staring at a picture of you right now and the trashcan in my room is overflowed with used tissues doesn't mean I still love you.
Seriously, we are truly OVER.
- I'll throw away ALL the pictures that have you in it, either that, or rip out your face (in the photo).
- I'll throw out ALL the tomatoes I saved up for when you came over.
- I'll erase ALL the memories I ever had of you, just to satisfy you.
- And I'll never want to see your face EVER again.
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YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND,
Sakura Haruno
P.S. The only person I need "emotional support" is Ino or Naruto, because they have FEELINGS.
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Dear Sasuke Uchiha-san,
You are no longer part of my life, and my concern for you is nothing more than a speck of my miserable past.
I have left EVERYTHING that relates to you behind me.
Except for Ino and Naruto, because they are my pals, my friends, my COMPANIONS. Just like you had Juugo, Karin, and that creepy guy with the teeth.
I'm not even close to thinking about the time you woke me up at seven in the morning and took me to the park and pushed me on the swings (through my "female charm" and persistence).
And when you bought me strawberry ice cream with your own money, and yet you didn't complain when I "accidentally" got some on your nose.
Or about the time you took me to the beach on my birthday last year and watched the sunset with me, not complaining or bothering to push me off of you and your ego when I leaned against your arm.
Neither am I thinking about the picture we took of the original Team 7, when I used to be happy, you didn't go on your psycho-revenge-driven war path, and when Naruto was still a boy who loved his ramen and that was his whole world.
The point of this letter is that you are my past. And the past is behind me (metaphorically).
And I hope to not see you soon.
Sincerely,
Sakura Haruno
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THE END
Like I said, it's so much fun writing in an angry Sakura's point of view.
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