A/N: Characters are borrowed without permission from Mike and Brian, titles from Mr. Bill Shakespeare.

"And what did your sister call you?" Katara can't keep the laugh out of her voice.

She doesn't see me flinch.

"Seriously," she persists. "What was it?"

"I don't want to talk about it," I mumble.

"Really," she says. "Because unless I was mistaken, I think that Azula referred to you as—"

"I said I don't want to talk about it!"

Great. I just yelled at her. Again.

"Fine," she mutters. "Be that way, Zuzu."

I will not firebend at Katara. I will not firebend at Katara. I will not firebend at Katara. I will not firebend at Katara -