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Bella Alice RosalieEdward EmmettJasper
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WHY THE HECK DID YOU PEOPLE DRAG ME THERE?!?!?!
You needed a healthy dose of fear.
Yet notice that Emmett screamed more often than I did.
Hey!
Sorry Em, but it's true.
But when did I ever voice a hidden desire to be dragged to Florida to go to HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS?!?!
Umm…
Err….
Uh….
It was Edward's idea!
Hey!
I KNEW it!!!!
I thought we agreed that we weren't telling Bella that!
Hey, she's my asawbfflaebwashaatc. You're just my brother.
What Alice said… I think.
So nice to know that my family plots about me behind my back.
… I love you Bella?
Not gonna work. Especially when you kept purposely trying to scare me!!!
Want me to hurt him?
Yes please.
Hey!
She was at least nice. When we got out of The Hallows, she was nice enough to hit that pressure point at the back of my neck so that my world would stop spinning. What did YOU do that was nice to me, huh ED?!
Erm…
Exactly. You're a BAKAYARO!!!!
H- wait, what?
Alice is teaching me terms in different languages. Why?
And the first thing she taught you is THAT?!?!
Mhmm… Why??
ALICE!!!!!
Yesh?
You taught her THAT?!?!
What difference does it make? It's not like anyone but us knows what that means.
Ok, I'm going to ask you why again, and this time you're going to tell me.
You do know what that means, right?
Mhmm…
Then why would you call me that?
'Cause you're acting like it.
New topic please! Preferably before Bella crushes Edward's unbeating heart.
Um… My Halloween costume makes me look like a stripper?
WHAT?!?!?!
She's not lying.
She can't even bend over, the skirt's so short.
……………..
-shivers- Ew. Please control your emotions.
-laughs- Poor widdle Eddie's having a lust problem!!
Shut… Up…
-giggles- Especially at the Halloween fair in Port Angeles, remember?
Oh yeah! You left your purse in the car!
So you just started throwing your money in your bra.
…………………
Whoo! Go Bel-la…
And then that icky drunk guy tried to hit on me!
Oh yeah. That was while Rose and I were on the Orbiter, right?
Mhmm… He reeked of alcohol!
………………….
I think we just gave Edward a heart attack…
Nah, I think he's just still not over your keeping money in your bra.
… -blush- Well, where else was I supposed to keep it?
Point.
Back to the original point of this note… WHY DID YOU DRAG ME TO HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS?!?!?!?!?!
Umm…. 'cause it looked fun?
Yeah, you have to ad-
How short is short?
He SPEAKS.
Um… A little shorter than mid-thigh?
And… WHO got this for her?
I got it.
… WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED!?
… Are you her keeper?
No. I just would have liked to see it on her.
Would you like to see it now?
REALLY?! I mean, uh… sure, why not?
Then I'll meet you upstairs. –gone-
-gone-
Whoa, look at that boy run.
Hey Jazzy…
-scoops her up and is gone-
Emmett?
You know it. –gone-
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I own zip. I do own Bella's costume though. Review!!!!