How to annoy Sweeney Todd

How to annoy Sweeney Todd

Offer to help him dye his gray

Ask to borrow his eye liner

While he's asleep shave his head

Hide his razors

Hang floral print curtains over his giant window

Yell "hey look its Turpin" every five minutes and when he looks giggle and say made you look

Do the same thing only say Lucy

Switch Lucy's picture in his photo frame with Lovett's

Talk to him all day long about pointless stuff

Every time he yells laugh and tell him he's to sexy to be scary

Ask to borrow his razors to shave your legs

The next time he starts talking about Lucy throw your arms up and yell "oh my god! This again!! Give it a rest already!"

Offer to take him shopping 'cause his pants look too tight

When his cup is empty whisper "Why is the rum gone?" in his ear.

Do this EVERY time his cup is empty, no mater what he's drinking

Call him skunk head

Take all his clothes, leaving only a dress so next time he coverers his clothes in blood that's all he has to change in to

Dance around him and sing in a fake Italian voice

Tell him Turpin thinks he's hot

Sit on his lap

Pretend to fall to sleep there

Start snoring

Tell all the fan girls where he lives

Ask him if his mummy told him killing people is bad

Tell him Lucy's not really dead, she's a crazy lady with amnesia who walks around London harassing people and begging for pennies

Laugh when he thinks your lying

Print out a bunch of Sweeney/Lovett fics and leave them laying around his room

Do the same thing with Turpin/Sweeney fics

Every time he yells tell him to use his inside voice

Put cheerful window clings on his window

Tell him you wanted him to have some thing prettyful to look at

Convince toby to call him daddy