How to annoy Sweeney Todd
Offer to help him dye his gray
Ask to borrow his eye liner
While he's asleep shave his head
Hide his razors
Hang floral print curtains over his giant window
Yell "hey look its Turpin" every five minutes and when he looks giggle and say made you look
Do the same thing only say Lucy
Switch Lucy's picture in his photo frame with Lovett's
Talk to him all day long about pointless stuff
Every time he yells laugh and tell him he's to sexy to be scary
Ask to borrow his razors to shave your legs
The next time he starts talking about Lucy throw your arms up and yell "oh my god! This again!! Give it a rest already!"
Offer to take him shopping 'cause his pants look too tight
When his cup is empty whisper "Why is the rum gone?" in his ear.
Do this EVERY time his cup is empty, no mater what he's drinking
Call him skunk head
Take all his clothes, leaving only a dress so next time he coverers his clothes in blood that's all he has to change in to
Dance around him and sing in a fake Italian voice
Tell him Turpin thinks he's hot
Sit on his lap
Pretend to fall to sleep there
Start snoring
Tell all the fan girls where he lives
Ask him if his mummy told him killing people is bad
Tell him Lucy's not really dead, she's a crazy lady with amnesia who walks around London harassing people and begging for pennies
Laugh when he thinks your lying
Print out a bunch of Sweeney/Lovett fics and leave them laying around his room
Do the same thing with Turpin/Sweeney fics
Every time he yells tell him to use his inside voice
Put cheerful window clings on his window
Tell him you wanted him to have some thing prettyful to look at
Convince toby to call him daddy