AN/ hhahahahahah Dusk was the one who gave me this idea. She's going to put "I communicate with trees" on her resume.

Disclaimer: I don't own maximum Ride

Max's Pov

I couldn't believe my mom had put me in here with all these psychos. I mean, there was nothing wrong with me! I wasn't depressed! Er well, I was a little depressed when it came to fang, but only a little! My mom had actually decided to put me in 'group discussion'. Lovely.

The Shrink lady who ran the discussion walked in the door. Her name was Ms. Birdie. Wow, now that's an ironic name, seeing as her nose was shaped like a beak. Freak.

"Now." She said. "Lets get to know one another okay?" everyone nodded their head. "We'll go around in a circle and I want you to tell me why you're here."

"Well, My name is Emilia, and I communicate with tree's."

"You communicate with what?" Ms. Birdie asked, obviously confused.

"Trees." Said Emilia.

"And what do the trees say?" Ms. Birdie asked. Emilia went pale.

"They tell me that life is black and meaningless." She said in a dull voice.

"Umm, okay, what about you."

"Well my name is Richard and I'm in here because my mom doesn't believe that I'm a ninja." Said Richard, who was quite overweight for a 'ninja'.

"And why doesn't she believe you, Richard?"

"Because I've tried to jump off of buildings." How the heck did that make sense?

"Okay then. How about you?"

"My name is Patty and I'm in here because I enjoy going to people I don't know's funerals and looking at the dead people."

"Uhhh, okay, how bout you?" she asked looking at me.

"My name is Max and I'm in here because my Mom thinks that I am depressed."

"And why does she think that, Max?" Ms Birdie asked.

"I dunno, because I've been moping around."

"And why have you been moping around?"

"Because I FEEL LIKE IT!" I countered. Ms. Birdie sighed.

"Okay, we'll meet again tomorrow at the same time."