God, I just realized that the original Conversation sucked, that's why I changed it a little bit, so people could actually understand it.
Pairing: Yullen, Lucky
Disclaimer: If Mira-chan or I owned Man... It would've probably been an 18+ Yaoi Manga…
Enjoy~!
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Lily: YUU-CHAN!
Kanda: Urusei Baka! Don't need you to be another annoying rabbit!
Mira: KANDA!
Kanda: Shut up woman!
Mira: I will not shut up! -Glomps Kanda-
Kanda: GET THE F--- OFF ME YOU B----! AND WHY THE H--- I CAN'T NORMALY TALK??
Lily: Because I said so -sings a song-
Mira: Hee hee
Lily: Mira-chan! Bring Moyashi-tan out
Mira: Of course!
Allen: um hello
Kanda: -ignores-
Mira: Kanda! Don't be rude to your Moyashi!
Allen: his m-Moyashi?!
Mira: Yes his
Lily: MOYASHI-TAN!! -Glomps-
Kanda: -twitch- SINCE WHEN THE HELL THE MOYASHI IS MINE??
Mira: Yullen is such a cute pairing! Allen-chan, you're blushing
Allen: I AM NOT!
Lily: oh... I wish I was there to see... Kanda! Get your fucking ass over here you she-male pretty face!
Mira: lol
Allen: ha ha. Kanda's a she-male
Allen: Wait, that's not helping me, is it? -sweatdrop-
Mira: Not one bit squirt
Kanda: -twitch, twitch- Want to repeat that remark again Moyashi? -Death glare-
Allen: Yup. Kanda's a she-male. Har-friggin-har
Kanda: -pulls Mugen out- Shut your mouth or I'll make!
Allen: Just try and get me through the screen BaKanda
Mira: um...Allen...
Lily: NOOOZ! HE'S TRYING TO BRAKE MY COMPUTER SCREEN!
Lily: Moyashi-tan! Apologize!!
Mira: I thought so... Kanda! Back away form the computer NOW!
Allen: I'm sorry Lily-chan! Stop it Kanda! I'm sorry!
Kanda: Che', Baka Moyashi...
Mira: Don't cry Allen! It's not your fault that Kanda's a jerk!
Lily: I'M SO SORRY MOY- I MEAN ALLEN!!
Allen: Is Kanda still mad at me?
Lily: Ask him yourself… He should be on the next plane to Australia...
Mira: O.o
Mira: That would be bad...
Allen: HE'S COMING AFTER ME?! AHHHHHH!!
Allen: -runs away-
Lily: Kiddin, he's sitting in the emo-corner in my room...
Kanda: AM NOT!
Mira: Allen! It's okay! The big bad wolf is not going to hurt you! He's still sulking in her room!
Allen: -comes back-
Lily: Then again, he's trying to kill me... T.T
Lily: HE'S FUCKING TRYING TO KILL ME -runs in circles with Kanda and his Mugen on her tail-
Allen: Kanda! Be nice! She's given you a place to stay!
Kanda: Che'
Mira: Lily! I finished the mema! It was adorable!
Lily: He stopped... REALLY??
Mira: Yaoi love...oh dear...
Allen: What's Yaoi?
Mira: Too young...
Lily: You'll know when you're older...
Kanda: You're fucking younger then him and you already know what it mean's..
Mira: LOL
Allen: I WANNA KNOW!!
Lily: Should we tell him...?
Mira: Kanda can do the honors; I think Kanda already knows what it means
Allen: -looks hopeful-
Kanda: -ignores-
Allen: Please Kanda? What does it mean?
Kanda: -murmers...-
Allen: What was that?
Mira: A little louder please
Lily: GOD!! KANDA'S BLUSHING!!
Kanda: AM FUCKING NOT!!
Mira: YES YOU FUCKING ARE!
Allen: o.O
Kanda: SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR THE MOYASHI WON'T HEAR WHAT HE WANTS!
Mira: Okay! Then tell him already!
Allen: ...
Kanda: ... Yaoi means...
Allen: -hopeful looks-
Kanda: Fuck! Tell him yourself Brat!
Lily: Eh?! but he wants you to tell that!
Allen: Kanda!! Tell me!
Kanda: Damn you Moyashi…
Mira: Tell him or I'll come over there and shove something hard and pointy up your ass
Kanda: You wouldn't live that long..
Lily: YOU TWO! STOP ARGUING!! AND KANDA TELL HIM WHAT THE FUCK YAOI MEANS!! -Glare scarier then death-
Mira:-glares at Kanda- just get on with it
Kanda: YOU WANT ME TO TELL HIM? FINE! Moyashi, yaoi means homosexually love in the HARD way!
Lily: Good boy, here's soba for you -gives Kanda soba-
Allen: ...homos...love? Like...two boys?
Lily: Yeah
Allen: So when she said pairing...and love and Yullen... -nosebleed-
Mira: ALLEN! YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER MY COMPUTER!
Kanda: Why is he even bleeding? Che'.
Mira: It's a nosebleed moron. As in perverted thoughts
Lily: Right, about him and Kanda
Mira: Honestly. Not as sharp as his blade is he?
Allen: -regains consciousness-
Mira: Good, he's coming back
Lily: -pokes Kanda- I think he's dead
Allen: What's going on?
Mira: just saying how stupid Kanda is. Or how dead
Allen: ...oh
Allen:...wait...KANDA'S DEAD!? -Pain- -Panic-
Lily: Yatte Kanda's alive!
Allen: He is?! Oh good -relief-
Mira: Get up, lazy bag of bones
Kanda: Cha' baka, who would die like that!!
Allen: b-but! They said you were dead!
Kanda: Damn it, get ear plugs everybody!!
Mira: why?
Lily: I brought Lavi
Lavi: HEY!! HOW'S IT GOING YOU GUYS!!
Mira: LAVI!!
Lavi: Hm? A new face?
Mira: Lavi! My male twin! -Glomp-
Allen: Hey Lavi!
Lavi: Hey Moyashi-chan, hey my female twin (I don't know you...), hello the girl who brought me here and -insert drums- HELLO YUU-CHAN!! -glomp-
Kanda: GET THE FUCK OFF ME BAKA USAGI!!
Lily: -gloom in the emo corner- He doesn't know me...
Mira: lol. Lenalee's not coming because she...had an accident
Allen: That's too bad
Lily: Really? YAY!
Mira: What? At Lenalee not coming?
Lily: I hate her a little...
Allen: that's not very nice lily!
Mira: Stop being such a gentleman. Lenalee's a whore and that's all there is to it
Mira: I care about you Lavi!
Lavi: Thanks a-girl-I-don't-know...
Mira: Lavi called me girl he doesn't know for the third time...
Lavi: Sorry!
Lavi: Its was the 2nd time
Mira: In that case, I'm sorry
Kanda: I have to agree with the Fujyoshi on this...
Mira: ...
Lily: Your still here?
Mira: what did you just call me ponytail?
Kanda: Fujyoshi... yaoi fan girl you baka
Allen: ... Mira! Kanda! Don't fight!
Mira: okay... but he's still a pretty boy she-male
Lavi: Maa, just relax you two...
Kanda: -twitch-
Mira: if you say so Lavi
Lily: TASUKETE
Mira: ...
Allen: ...
Lavi: It means help me in Japanese...
Lavi: ... OMG! WHAT'S WRONG??
Mira: oh. I really need to learn Japanese...what's wrong lily?
Lily: HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME AGAIN
Allen: -concerned-
Lily: Never mind, he stopped
Mira: okay
Allen: whew
Lily: -evil smirk-
Lavi: I don't like that smirk of hers...
Mira & Allen: -sweatdrop-
Lily: Ne, Lavi will you please get to Moyashi-tan and Mira-Chan's side? -Still wearing that evil smirk-
Lavi: -gulp- W-What f-for? ...
Allen: Yeah...why?
Mira: Come Lavi! We welcome you with open arms!
Lavi: How could you just agree like that?!
Mira: Simple. You say yes
Allen: -sweatdrop-
Lily: Good...
Lily: I still have some time...
Lavi & Allen: g-g-good? T-t-time?! -Scared-
Lavi: Lily-chan can be scary when she wants to be, ne?
Mira: oh yes
Lily: It doesn't concern any of you so don't worry -happy smile-
Mira: hey Kanda? Yes you, the she-male prostitute pretty boy emo in the corner. You still alive?
Kanda: Che', of course I am..
Allen: That's not a very nice thing to call him...
Lavi: Sticking it to Yuu-chan! I like this girl!
Mira: Called me 'girl' again...
Mira: Glad Kanda's still alive though...
Lavi: I'm sorry
Mira: Apology accepted -sniff-
Lavi: Really sorry -hugs-
Mira: -hugs back-
Mira: -sniff-
Mira: -sniff-
Mira: um...Lavi? You need a shower. You smell like old stuff
Lavi: Be right back
Lily: I'm going to take a shower want to come with me?
Lily: I'm taking Kanda as well
Lavi: um...I'll pass. I'll use Mira's
Allen: -nosebleed at the thought of naked Kanda-
Mira: Moyashi-chan! Any more blood and you buy me a new computer!
Lavi: ...I'll go have my shower now...
(Shower Time! With the almighty-and-Sexy-Kanda! Just imagine...)
Lily: We're back
Mira: Lavi and I were discussing Jane Austen, weren't we Lavi?
Lavi: hum? Oh yeah -bored to sleep-
Mira: -hits him over the head-
Lavi: ow! This woman's crazy!! Lily! Take me back!
Lily: Lavi you're coming back to me! -Takes Lavi back-
Lavi: Yay! Sanity
Allen: You still have me Mira!
Mira: I guess -Glomps- jealous much Kanda?
Kanda: Che', don't talk to me -glare-
Mira: I can and will- blahblahblahblahblah
Allen: -sigh-
Lavi: He's in a bad mode and Hana-chan won't tell me why
Kanda: Because it's not something you should know!
Mira: ooo! Lavi! You should have heard the conversation before! We got Kanda to explain to Allen what Yaoi was! Heeheehee!
Lavi: EHH?! AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME?? YOU TWO ARE AKUMA!! WA -cries-
Mira: I'm sorry! We didn't think of it at the time! We were too busy pressuring kanda to tell Moyashi-chan!
Allen: Why're you in a bad mood Kanda?
Kanda: It's not something you should know...
Allen: ...
Lavi: Wait... Is it real...? OMG!! YUU-CHAN IS REALLY BLUSHING!!
Kanda: DON'T SHOUT YOU IDIOT!
Mira; Allen-chan is blushing too!
Mira: lol. Is Kanda embarrassed?
Lily: aww, I wish I could see him, don't you too Yuu-kun?
Kanda: -gla...-
Lily: If you glare I'll tell them!
Allen: I'M NOT BLUSHING DAMMIT!
Mira: ooo. Denial. Nice try
Mira: hehehe. Sucks to be you right now kanda
Lavi: What are you talking about??
Lily: -whispers in Lavi's ear-...
Lavi: -eyes widen- YOU WHAT??
Allen: ...-grumble-... I'm not blushing...
Mira: You just keep telling yourself that. Hm? I want in!
Lavi: You wouldn't believe what Yuu-chan did!
Mira: What did he do?!
Mira: WHAT DID HE DO??
Kanda: SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU RABBIT OR I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!! -GLARE HARDER THEN DEATH-
Allen: -perks up in interest-
Mira: he he he. What did he do? -Evil grin-
Allen: ...? I um...kinda wanna know too
Lily: ... Fine... Lavi! Get kanda out of the room and Mira-chan get Allen out of your room!
Lavi: Roger that!
Kanda: What the-- RABBIT LEAVE ME THIS INSTENT! -Dragged out by Lavi out of the room-
Mira: A done thing. -Kicks Allen out of the room-
Lily: Alone?
Mira: yup
Lily: Okay... So, we took showers one after another. I was the first and after me Kanda... When Kanda got in, I noticed that I forgot my hair ribbon and almost knocked on the bathroom door...
Mira: Sweet gossip
Mira: Go on please
Lily: ... I ACUALLY HEARD KANDA MOAN MOYASHI-TAS'N NAME!!
Mira: O.O
Mira: HE WAS MASTURBATING IN YOUR SHOWER?!
Mira: AND HE MOANED ALLEN'S NAME?! OMFG!!
Lily: ... Let's forget the part of 'my shower'...BUT YES!! HE DID!! ZOMIGOD!!
Mira: lol, sorry. OMFGOMGOMFGOMFG!
MIRA: KYAAAA!
Mira: call Kanda back!
Lily: NO! He'll kill me! He doesn't know that I'm telling you that!
Mira: ...Aww...and I wanted to torment him...
Mira: and I guess I can't tell Allen...or the blood will be a nightmare...
Lily: ... On second thought: LAVI! KANDA! COME BACK!!
Mira: lol
Kanda: Why the hell did you kick me out of the room?!
Lily: It's not for you to know! You can call Moyashi-tan back...
Mira: call Allen back? Okay I guess
Lily: BUT DON'T TELL HIM!!
Allen: the closet...why the closet...?
Mira: it was the first place i could think of
Allen: tell me what?
Lavi & Lily: Nothing you should know!!
Kanda: Che' bunch of idiots...
Allen: -sweatdrop-
Mira: Exactly
Allen: Kanda!
Kanda: What the hell do you want Baka Moyashi?
Allen: Uum nothing. I was just happy to see you is all
Kanda's inner mind -The fuck??-
Mira: Isn't' he adorable?
Kanda: Don't say things like that baka Moyashi
Allen: Why not?
Kanda: Che', because it's annoying.
Mira: (whisper- no, it's cause you thing perverted things like having Allen in the shower naked with you)
Lily: (whisper- RIGHT ON!)
Allen: Hey Mira?
Mira: Yes?
Allen: Where's the food?
Mira: ...
Mira: the pantry. But I you touch the plain Doritos I'll kill you
Allen: eep! -Scampers off-
Mira: anyway, where was I? Oh yes. You think about have a naked Allen next to you in the shower don't you Kanda?
Lily: BAKA!! you were supposed to whisper it!!
Kanda: WHAT THE HELL?!
Mira: oops
Mira: (if he asks why I'll say he didn't deny it)
Kanda: BAKA GAKI! YOU TOLD HER??
Mira: ...so you knew she overheard?
Lily: Of course he knows! How the hell can I call him Yuu-chan if not blackmail? -Smirk-
Mira: you evil little girl.
Lily: I know how's Moyashi-tan by the way? ...
Mira: Still pigging out in the pantry. -Calls out- THAT COOKING CHOCOLATE IS OFF LIMITS TOO! HELL, ANYTHING SWEET IS!
Lily & Lavi: -sweatdrop-
Kanda: Che'
Lily: Wait a minute... -turns around-
Kanda: DIE!! -running after Lily trying to kill her... AGAIN-
Lavi: It's a good view
Mira: I hope he hasn't accidentally poisoned himself back there...Kanda! Stop that!
Lavi: But why? It's fun to see this!
Kanda: You're next Baka Usagi! -This time after Lavi...-
Mira: ALLEN! YOU'RE STILL ALIVE RIGHT? ...YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED TE BOTTLE OF SCOTCH WHISKEY ON THE TOP SHELF HAVE YOU?!
Lily: I'M AN AKUMA!! Moyashi-tan wouldn't drink... he hates alcohol...
Mira: he might think it's some sort of syrup if I'm not careful
Mira: you're not an Akuma lily!
Lily: I am! I called myself back and right now I'm in my own body!
Allen: I'm back! What did I miss?
Allen: o.O
Lily: I BECAME AN AKUMA!!
Lily: Kanda killed me!
Allen: AAHHHHHH! LILY'S AN AKUMA!!
Kanda: What are you talking about?
Allen: Kanda!? No!!
Lavi: What happened?
Lily: -sniff-
Allen: Kanda killed lily!!
Lavi: But she's with us right now...
Mira: um...calm down Moyashi?
Allen: ...-sniff-...?
Kanda: Che' stop overreacting Moyashi... -inner mind: Will he be sad like that over me as well? ...-
Allen: but...but I thought...-sniff-...anyone would react that way BaKanda! Just because you don't have feelings!
Mira: (mind meld to Kanda- I think so. ask him and you'll find out)
Kanda: (WTF?? Ask him what?)
Mira: (ask him if he'd be sad over you if something happened to you)
Kanda: AS HELL I WOULD ASK HIM THAT!!
Allen: ask who what?
Mira: hehehe. Now you have to ask him
Kanda: I WILL NOT ASK THE MOYASHI THAT!!
Lily: (I feel out of place) -sniff-
Mira: okay. At least ask him if he minds being uke -evil grin-
Allen: what did Kanda want to ask me? And what is an uke?
Lily: -sniff-... uke is the person on the bottom in yaoi... -sniff-
Kanda: 0.0? Shouldn't you be dead?
Lily: -cries and runs out of the room-
Mira: Lily!!
Allen: nosebleed... (Mumbles) I want to be uke...
Mira: o.O that is it! You clean that blood off right now! And WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Kanda: -dumbstruck-
Allen: -blushes-
Mira: ...awkward...
Kanda: Where's the baka Usagi?
Lavi: -sniff- present
Lavi: I heard it all! Omg! Where's a camera when you need one?!
Lavi: A CAMERA! A CAMERA! MY KINGDOM FOR A CAMERA!
Kanda: SHUT THE HELL UP USAGI!
Kanda: Oh shit.
Kanda: Moyashi, what happens when Akuma destroy itself? ...
Allen: um... the soul dies and ceases to exist
Allen: ...why?
Kanda: ... Gaki Trying to kill herself...
Allen: O.O why?
Mira: Why?
Kanda: How the hell should I know??
Lavi: T.T
Mira: Lily! Why are you trying to kill yourself?
Allen: Lily! Don't do it!
Kanda: Double shit!
Allen: WHAT? WHAT?!
Kanda: SHE'S TURNING INTO A NOAH!
Allen: ahhhhhh!!
Lily: WOULD YOU JUST KILL ME AND THAT'S IT?!
Mira: Kanda! Defend your precious Moyashi to the death!
Allen: -turns red-
Kanda: Shut up woman!
Allen: -on verge of tears- You wouldn't defend me if I was unable to fight Kanda?
Mira: Don't cry Allen!
Kanda: -too... cute...- H-How should I know? You're always able to fight!
Allen: but! But what if I...hadn't eaten in the past few days and faint? Would you just leave me for dead?!
Mira: oh dear. Allen's angry
Kanda: STOP SAYING THAT SHIT!! YOU SOUND LIKE YOU WILL DO IT JUST TO TEST ME!! I KNOW YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGHT TO SURVIVE!
Allen: You never think anything will go wrong, do you?! Sometimes I think my feelings are for nothing! Sometimes I really hate you! -Leaves-
Kanda: Wait Allen!
Lavi: You've done it now Yuu-chan
Kanda: -runs after-
Lavi: ...
Mira: ...
Lily: ... call somebody to kill me... -sniff-
Mira: we will not call someone to kill you!
Mira: you're too important!
Lily; but I'm an Akuma and a Noah!
Mira: oh dear. Lavi, go fetch Allen. He can exorcise her
Lavi: gone
Lily: ... at last!
Allen: -sniff- what do I have to do?
Mira: pull out your sword-thingy wave it through her and hey presto- lily's back
Allen: ...okay...-exorcises lily-
Lily: Thanks Allen
Allen & Lavi: did it work?
-Lily died-
Mira: yup
Mira: AHHHHH!!
Kanda: Where should I stay now?
Mira: I have no spare rooms...and then there's...
Allen: eep! -Runs away-
Mira: that problem...
Kanda: What's with him?
Mira: Aside from the fact that he likes you and you yelled at him? None whatsoever!
Kanda: Kuso! (Damn it) -Runs after Allen-
Allen: Stop chasing me Kanda!
Kanda: Then stop running!
Allen: ...
Kanda: Allen will you listen to me?
Allen:...maybe...
Kanda: Dimmit Moyashi! I'm being serious here!
Mira & Lavi: we're going to leave now...
Allen: you? Serious? Are you anything but?
Kanda: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
Allen: ...
Allen: sorry
Kanda: Listen Allen... I really like... No, wait... I really LOVE you, I don't want you to think about idiot things like what you said that's all! -Hugs Allen- I don't know if i would even survive without you any more...
Alien: Kanda...Kanda, you're crushing me, I can't breathe!
Kanda: S-Sorry, -get's away...- -BLUSHING!!-
Allen: -giggles- you're so cute when you blush -kisses Kanda-
Kanda: -surprised but kisses back-
Lily: KYAAAA IT'S SOO SWEET!!
Mira: Back in the honey sweetness!
Kanda: -pulls away-
Lily: I'm happy to be a ghost... IT'S AWSOME!
Allen: -blushes madly-
Kanda: -as well-
Lily: LAVI!! WHERE'S YOUR CAMERA??
Lavi: here!
Kanda: SHUT THE HELL UP!
-Click!-
Lily: I think Moyashi-tan fainted...
Allen: LAVI! HAND OVER THAT CAMERA NOW!
Lily: PASS TO ME!
Lavi: Catch Lily! -Throws camera-
Allen: KANDA! THEY'RE BULLYING ME!
Lily: -catches- NANABANANA (don't ask) YOU WONT CATCH ME!!
Kanda: -unleash Mugen-
Lily: -Froze- You wouldn't dare...
Mira: he would
Kanda: Watch me! Kaichu: Ichigen
Lily; -fly's as fast as she can! Camera on the floor-
Allen: Thank you Kanda! You want another kiss as your reward?
Mira: -eyes Allen-
Kanda: ... Not here -glare at Mira and Lavi-
Mira: -jumps for it-
Kanda: Che' let's go to your room Moyashi...
Lily: KYAA!
Allen: -turns bright red-
Mira: the yaoiness! Ahhh...delicious
Lily: yeah... -melt-
Allen: Kanda!
Kanda: What? -Mouth close to the ear- You don't want it? -Imagine with the sexy voice!-
Allen: K-Kanda!
Allen: ah! Yes (whimpers)
Kanda: -It's time for sexy smirk- -drags Allen to his correct room in Mira-Chan's house-
Lily: PUT CAMERAS IN THAT ROOM!!
Mira: already planned ahead. (Calls out) you're washing the sheets tomorrow Allen!
Lily: -giggles- And to think you all believed I was a ghost..
Mira: ...yeah...
Lily: ... So what now?
Mira: i don't know...but I can HEAR THEM!
Lily: Really? I'M COMING TO YOUR PLACE!!
Lavi: I think I'll stay here...
Mira: you need Tyki for company?
Mira: -evil grin-
Lily: Good idea...
Mira: I get him
Lily: TYKI!!
Mira: TYKI! YOUR PET RABBIT IS LONELY!
Tyki: We can't have that can we?
Mira: Go get him tiger -wink-
Lavi: -blush madly- TYKI YOU IDIOTIC PEDOPHIL- KYAA! DON'T GROPE MY ASS!
Mira: Lily? Cameras ready?
Lily: -giggles- yes -grin-
Mira: ahhh...
Mira: the Yaoi commence
Lily: Double pleasure…
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A/N: We managed to put Lucky in the end... Lucky fans you really are lucky! Review to make us Happy! And believe me, you want us happy. If we're Happy, it means we'll update faster, and if we'll update faster, it means you'll enjoy more craziness faster!