Author's note: I love updating. It's so fun! Trust me when I say, if you're insane enough, sugar makes you do some pretty off things. Last time Aido and Ichijou spiked the pockey with sugary stuff and the Chairman set Rima and company off. Did you expect anything else?

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Ichijou and Aido looked appreciatively at their work.

"It's amazing," Aido breathed.

"We should be freakin rewarded for this," Ichijou whispered, sounding pleased.

Everyone in the room was running like they were on a sugar high. Which, of course, they were. The insanity had broken out and Aido was recording everything.

Sadly, the week was almost up so this was the last day of chaos. Tomorrow everyone would wake up, Aido and Ichijou would be safe and YouTube would be the most popular site ever. Currently, Zero and Kaname were sitting in the center of a circle formed by everyone else, all yelling at the top of their lungs: "KISS HIM!! KISS HIM!!" over and over again.

Slowly, Kaname and Zero's lips met and in seconds a full make out session ensued. It was incredibly amazing to watch, especially since no one was drunk; just high on sugar.

"That's hot," Shiki said snickering.

"I told you they were gay for each other," Rima sighed. Yuuki was in the corner of the room throwing up. Kain was staring longingly at the empty bottles of vodka, sake and whatever other alcohol had been in there. Ruka poked Kain slightly.

"Don't do it, Akatsuki," she warned him.

"Why not?" he whined.

"Because friends don't let friends drive drunk," she declared. Kain stared blankly.

"But I'm not driving anywhere," he reminded her slowly. Aido snorted. Sugar! That's all this was. A crunching sound came from behind him and the blonde vampire jumped.

He turned to see Ichijou chomping down on pockey like there was no tomorrow. Aido gasped suddenly horrified.

"Why are you eating pockey?" he demanded.

"Relax, it's the stuff I didn't put extra sugar in," Ichijou said easily. Then he frowned. "I think."

Aido groaned. Things were going to get really ugly soon. Ichijou was already practically jumping up and down. Aido quickly hit him over the head, knocking his ex-comrade out then dragged him and hid him under the bed before anyone noticed. He shook his head sadly.

"You can't trust anyone these days," Aido said sighing. He watched carefully just incase anyone was losing the sugar high.

Yuuki was finally asleep and Rima and Shiki were clinging to each other in hysterics as they watched the still kissing Zero and Kaname. Who knew two people could kiss for that long?

Aido made sure that his small camera caught everything. Although he wouldn't figure this out till later, everything included his confessing his plan to Ichijou, his kidnap of Yori and plot of using her to strike up rebellion again, and everything else that could add up. Kain sat on the ground listening to Ruka intently as if he was a meeting for alcoholics, which, technically, he pretty much was. There was a crash and the Shiki's bed was thrown on it's side, revealing a hyper-active Ichijou Takuma. Aido swore quietly.

"I would like to make an announcement!" Ichijou yelled and everyone stopped. Yuuki had woken up and Zero and Kaname had (thankfully) broken out of their disturbing lip lock.

Aido paled. This wasn't good at all.

"I would like to start this speech by announcing that Aido has been the master mind planner of all this!" he said as loudly as he could. As if someone had switched the ON button OFF, the sugar high on everyone was gone. Everyone but Ichijou of course. "Every little embarrassing thing you guys have done is on his camera!" with that Ichijou snatched the video camera out of Aido's hand and played bits of it. Murderous glares were shot at Aido. Kaname reached his hand out for the camera and started everything over watching it all from day one to the kiss scene between himself and Zero. That was when he snapped it shut and set it on the table. While Kaname made his way over to where Aido sat, regretting he closed off every exit, Yuuki took the camera and opened it. Everyone heard Shiki's laughing, "That's hot," and Rima's "I told you they were gay for each other."

Both vampires swallowed and took off, Shiki blasting the door open with his blood whip before anyone (save Rima) noticed it was formed.

Taking suit Aido ran after them leaving everyone in the room lost for words.

Suddenly, Ichijou began babbling again. Ruka scowled. Aido may be gone (although Kaname and Kain had already left looking for him fully prepared to kill) but Ichijou was stull here and he had played part of this, too. In seconds, the poor vampire was on the ground being ravaged by Ruka's wrath.

Yuuki was left to pat Zero on the back as he threw up as if he hoped to banish the memory of Kaname's lips. All the same, that vampire was a good kisser, a secret fact that Zero knew he would die before admitting.

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A fitting ending for a story of pure insanity. Poor Ichijou. Never fear though, Aido will meet a sorry end. I'm not sure what and we just have to use our imaginations to figure it out. READ AND REVIEW!!