Author's note: I have no clue where the idea for this story came from. It just popped outta no where and hit me on the head. Let this story be a moral that even the immortal should not drink more than seven bottles of vodka in one night. Oh boy what do ya think is gonna come outta this?

As much as I simply hate to admit this…I don't own vampire knight or any of its wonderful characters who I continue to torture.

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"We don't really have to do this anti-drinking talk do we?" Rima asked Shiki irritably. The Chairman had come up with this ridiculous idea that the night class should do a talk about drinking. Naturally, everyone wasn't exactly enthusiastic about this. Shiki rubbed his eyes warily.

"I wish we didn't," he said apathetically. "It's not like this stuff could really affect vampires." I dont think, he added silently.

"What's the worst that could happen?" the ever optimistic Ichijou asked as he appeared from behind Shiki.

"Mind control," Rima suggested.

"Soul corruption," Shiki put in.

"Puppies dying."

"Kittens starving."

"Global warming."

"Didn't global warming already start?" Ichijou asked staring at the other two. Shiki glanced at Rima for a mere second then turned to Ichijou.

"All because of this 'anti talk'" Shiki told him sadly. Ichijou paled. When the three reached the room where the 'talk' was to be held, Ichijou picked the seat as far away from the front as possible. Shiki snorted and Rima elbowed him gently.

"That wasn't very nice of you Shiki," she told him and Shiki smirked.

"No, but it was funny," he said and Rima couldn't help but agree. In a few moments time, the whole room was filled.

Aido sat down behind Shiki and Rima grumbling about his beauty sleep being ruined.

"I can't believe I have to do this," he growled furiously. Shiki and Rima exchanged glances. Typical Aido. The Chairman walked into the room carrying a huge box with multiple posers that were all rolled up so you could see what was inside. God, the man was barely setting up and Rima was already half-asleep. And if Rima, is half-asleep, that makes Shiki sleeping like the lazy vampire he is.

The Chairman began talking about how he was so glad they could all make it (yeah cuz he wanted them all to suffer!), how drinking was bad (so what?), how drinking was really bad, how drinking was really, really bad, how pockey was disgust—hold up. Did he just dare insult pockey? Rima sat up straight as did several other pockey lovers in the room.

"He did not just say pockey was disgusting!" Rima hissed outraged. As if to answer her, the Chairman help up a large picket sign with a picture of a box of chocolate pockey with a large X over it.

Alright, it was bad enough that he was dissing pockey but chocolate pockey? This had to be stopped at once. Rima jumped up, quickly followed by Shiki and Ichijou in case she tried to murder the Chairman and had to be held back.

"Did you just advise that we not eat pockey?" Rima demanded. The Chairman nodded enthusiastically.

"Pockey is not only bad for your teeth but it's also disgusting and repulsive," he said cheerily. Rima's eyes narrowed. This guy was seriously pissing her off. Pockey was not bad for you and anyone who said otherwise had issues!! That meant…all the things he was going against were probably good, too! Shiki and Ichijou quickly grabbed one of Rima's arms each and held her still.

"POCKEY IS NOT DISGUSTING!" hollered Rima. Everyone in the room winced. She really was pissed. "AND IF YOU THINK POCKEY IS BAD THEN MAYBE THE STUFF ON YOUR FRIGGIN LIST ISN'T BAD AT ALL!!" she added furiously. The dangerous glint in Rima's cerulean eyes made everyone very wearing because when that look came, it meant Rima had an idea. It was recognizable by Shiki because ever since she was little, the vampire had ideas that included, burning things down, beating people up, trashing things, and all the rebellious things she could think of. The best part? Shiki was always somehow involved. Occasionally, Rima would drag Ichijou into her scheme and Aido would follow along because it looked like fun.

And it was fun until it ended and they all got their asses busted. Shiki and Ichijou both groaned waiting for the blow to fall.

"And me and Shiki and Ichijou are gonna prove it by drinking as much alcohol as we can for a week straight!" she declared. Everyone in the room sweat dropped. On the other hand, it could've been a lot worse.

"Ne, Rima-chan, do we still get to eat lot's of pockey?" Ichijou asked hopefully. Rima looked thoughtful.

"He's saying no to that too so I guess so," she finally said. And with that, Shiki and Ichijou were dragged off to go and get enough alcohol to last a week.

Back in the room, Aido grinned. Out of all the ideas Rima had come up with, this one was probably the best. After all, people did really strange things when they were drunk. Quickly, he jumped up and darted after them.

Also, it got him out of the stupid talk.

"Oi! Shiki! Rima! Ichijou! Hold it!" he called to them and the three other vampires stopped. Ichijou and Shiki moaned because they knew from experience what would be the total outcome of this.

Rima had a different reaction.

"So I have yet another supporter," she said triumphantly, in her anger and plotting, forgetting why Aido would probably be here.

Aido's smiled grew dangerously. "You bet," he said and walked next to Rima who was still dragging a half-sobbing Ichijou and Shiki.

"You were right, Shiki," Ichijou muttered.

"About what?" asked Shiki in surprise.

"Nothing good can come out of an anti talk," Ichijou replied miserably. Just before Shiki could tell him that it had only been a cruel joke, Rima whipped around and glared at the two.

"I heard that," she growled and the victims winced. Scary Rima.

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The things some people—or maybe just Rima—will do for pockey. Once again, the Chairman plays the idiot. I'll try to update as much as possible but school starts for me in 4 days so I dunno how easy it'll be with all the homework I just know I'm gonna get. READ AND REVIEW!!